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>>38252713
While the principles are wrong on both statements, the picture is also wrong, because the first statement is purely a female choice, whereas the second takes both genders into account. A !chad, !normalfag could choose to not fuck a slutty female, hence both conditions would be true at the same time.

>>38252757
So if girls are willing to fuck anyone why don't sperglords from /r9k/ fuck them and thus stop crying about being virgins? This is a common theme that the picture is attacking.

>>38252785
>So if girls are willing to fuck anyone
no one says that you mongloid

you must be female yourself

It works for a couple of years. Then you start having this desire to have sex with one.
It grows stronger and stronger. Fapping doesn't satisfy you anymore. And you become bitter. Angry.
The anger comes in cycles. Simple every day things start triggering it. And you start using alcohol whenever you feel it.

I don't know what happens next anon. Haven't gone that far yet. I don't think it drives you to suicide though, so don't worry.

>>38252770
just originally hire a hooker.

>>38252804
You're not supposed to be talking about that on 4chan. You're breaking global rule 1.

>>38252690
> Some teacher comes to know about it. Calls him and me. Say him to treat me like a friend( bitch are you even serious?). He literally makes a face and says " I will think about it" . She says she trusts him and we will be friends now (wtf)
> Kid countinues to verbally bully be. I am now the weak new kid.
> One day I was eating my lunch and he decided to hit me with a ball. All of my lunch fell on my shirt and got covered with it.
> At that point I snapped. I chased him and caught him in an empty washroom were he was hiding( lol). Beat the shit out of him. Beat him with punch's , elbows , knees everything. Dude literally says sorry. He is bleeding from nose. That was the last day of school before holidays begin.
> Return to school after holidays.
> Word spreads around the school that I beat the shit out of him. Apparently some kids who saw me beat him spread the word.
> He changed his class cause he wanted to do something else ( will explain in later comments). He never even came near the my class. Everyone now treats him like shit cause weak cunt lol.
> Everyone one looked at me as a strong dude now.
> Start to gain confidence ( in holidays I had started to hit the gym and lift weights, realised I had some potential and was progressing faster then others and lift alot. I think diet played a bigger part in it but whatever that increased my confidence and reduced autism)
> Become the popular guy.
> Realise I wasn't that bad looking after all. Start to develop social skills. Autism further reduced.
> No more bullying. People actually want to be my friends.
> The end

Where I live , after 10th you have to choose one of the 4 streams available, medical for those who want to work in medical field, non medical if you want to be an engineer ,commerce if you want to be work in something related to finance and Arts if you are a loser.( just kidding lol) .I choose the medical one and he was in the same class. After the school re-opened he changed his stream cause he wanted to do something else apparently.

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If English isn't your first language please fuck off and don't make greentexts

Sick of seeing this shit

>>38252687
Sauce?
does she wear a hijab when sucks dicc?

>>38252696
Mia Khalifa and there is a few videos which she does.

Arabia

>>38252680
>WITE BOI
Did you just assume my gender?

>>38252680
As always, wake up right before the sex part of my dream starts

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>>38252680

>tell her "but first my beautiful black queen i must show you this meme"
>pic related meme causes confusion
>REEEEEE
>headbutt her in the nose and punch her tit
>yank her hair back and snach her gun
>supreme gentleman mode engaged
>shoot her in the pussy and chop her head off with curbstomps to the neck
>take head to local chad party
>find tyrone amongst the crowd
>crowd goes quiet
>blood dripping from shaniquas neck ass i hold it up in the air
>"aw hell nah nigga that bes my sista mayn" says tyrone
>i throw her head in the pool and make dead ass eye contact with tyrone while he beats his chest like an ape in rage
>chad approaches me
>"bro thats totaly not cool man"
>he takes off his shirt as a mean of a incoming fight
>everyone takes they're phones out to record
>REEEEE
>I charge tyrone into the bushes and give him his 5th concussion rendering his football career impossible
>out of the veiw of the cameras i shoot blindly thru the bushes
>strike 2 Stacys and chad himself
>hat trick
>i then put the gun in tyrones hand
>i arise from the bushes and escape with the crowd

THE NEXT DAY

>tyrone gets arrested for triple homicide due to video evidence
>i happily return to shit posting

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>tfw only interested in other robots
>tfw my type is literally the equivalent to an endangered species
>tfw social outcast and avoided at school

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>>38252719
Tfw all the shy reserved girls start whoring out on tinder.
Tfw never acted on any of the 2 advances on me because I didnt want to possibly misread their intentions.

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>anon just make a tiner
I dont want to fuck a roastie whore
>my sister met her boyfriend through tinder!
Women are selectors,men are options,chads are both
>There must be some good girls on tinder
Friend goes through his and gets not hits but on robots, every girl looks like stacy.
I have accepted never getting a relationship.

Bumpin it for the dude who got b&

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>>38252670
join us watching three kings

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bow down before me

>nigger american

And nothing of inherent value was lost.

>>38252677

Damn you're one bad ass dude.

>>38252729
I am the local bad ass here in town,working on being the regional actually,thanks.

>>38252617
>Poorfag
>Robot
Can I pick both? What kind of difficulty curve can I expect? Is there a higher pay off starting the game on a more challenging level?

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I'm re-ing up with nigger. It's the hardest difficulty but there are great perks and rewards.

>>38252617
>Cyborg
Too normal for robots, too weird for normies.
fml

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>scoring 12 on a 10 scale
there is just no way of stopping her.

Them Hungarian girls, man. Never knew they're so cute.

>>38252498
>coalburner
enji night is better

>>38252493
>schadenfreude?
what is this?

>>38252514
Shameful joy.

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>>38252493
I binged on it hard last year. I think i saw almost every episode the whole show is a troll. Best shit ever thought of imo, it needs to be revamped more than any other

>>38252463
That was a black dude that could dance well in middle school for me

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>>38252463
>duckness

>>38252463
i fap to 2D trap hentai quite regularly
and I'm straight.

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>>38252390
Think again my friend.

Even the fucking blacks have one.
Racist.

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>>38252390
That's cool and all but he has a Niger neighbor.

>>38252357
You probably have a shit personality. Not surprising for someone on 4chan.

>>38252370
Yeah... I forgot that women can smell personality a mile away.

Also I am not a dick, I do kind things.

>Arent that small
>Smart
>Larger than average
>Cant judge that cuz I aint gay
Really, whats your problem?

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>>38252328
stop shitpost shlemonstein

>>38252362
im a goy
but want a dominant controlling jewess gf to push me to better myself

>>38252379
Why jewish tho ? have you ever considered something else ?.

Not like a nigger, But other religions.

Plus Why dominant kek ?