>"STOP RITE THERE WITE BOI!" >"Under the

>>38252680
>WITE BOI
Did you just assume my gender?

>>38252680
As always, wake up right before the sex part of my dream starts

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>>38252680

>tell her "but first my beautiful black queen i must show you this meme"
>pic related meme causes confusion
>REEEEEE
>headbutt her in the nose and punch her tit
>yank her hair back and snach her gun
>supreme gentleman mode engaged
>shoot her in the pussy and chop her head off with curbstomps to the neck
>take head to local chad party
>find tyrone amongst the crowd
>crowd goes quiet
>blood dripping from shaniquas neck ass i hold it up in the air
>"aw hell nah nigga that bes my sista mayn" says tyrone
>i throw her head in the pool and make dead ass eye contact with tyrone while he beats his chest like an ape in rage
>chad approaches me
>"bro thats totaly not cool man"
>he takes off his shirt as a mean of a incoming fight
>everyone takes they're phones out to record
>REEEEE
>I charge tyrone into the bushes and give him his 5th concussion rendering his football career impossible
>out of the veiw of the cameras i shoot blindly thru the bushes
>strike 2 Stacys and chad himself
>hat trick
>i then put the gun in tyrones hand
>i arise from the bushes and escape with the crowd

THE NEXT DAY

>tyrone gets arrested for triple homicide due to video evidence
>i happily return to shit posting

>>38252680
thats a pretty big word for a nigger

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>>38252680
>tfw have midriff fetish
cream my pants and faint