>that one kid named Israel
>>38252463
That was a black dude that could dance well in middle school for me
>>38252463
>duckness
>>38252463
i fap to 2D trap hentai quite regularly
and I'm straight.
>that one girl named Audi
>I kept pronouncing it Ow-dee, like the car
>it was supposed to be pronounced Aw-dee,
>I got in trouble for pronouncing it wrong and comparing it to the car
>>38252463
Lol my name is fucking 'Eddy Ball-Weed (Surname)'
Basically my parents went foraging for edible weeds and fucked in a field to concieve me and wanted to name me after this. Whenever people in high school found my full name and realised that it sounded like 'Edible Weed' that started bullying the fuck out of me, for example by spraying me with roundup and prodding me with garden sheers. Fuck stupid names, my kid is going to be named John
>>38252463
>That one girl named after a prostitute from a country song
hello, Fancy.
>that one kid named Dickinson
>>38252463
>That one kid who smelled like shit.
That was me. Never used to wipe my ass due to how long it would take.
I work with a Mexican guy named Israel
Israel is a legit cool name though
>>38252681
I mean it's your own fault man