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Dick her, then post proof

>>38277400

Suck her penis. Thats my theory of how sex works based on what 4chan and anime taught me.

>>38277400
>what next?
leave this place and never come back

>The teacher keeps asking you to try again until you get the right answer.

JUST

>>38277396
It's even worse when you're classes or small. Had a supply chain class last semester and this fucking professor would not stop calling on me.
I'd go to that class with dread, sweating up a storm cause she'd make you feel like a retard in front of everyone if you didnt know. Almost like bullying imo.

>>38277463
That's all it is.
High school was hell for me, id get picked out bybteachers very well knowing I'm an anxious insecure borderline mute wreck of a human, just to be powertripping normies. I'd get laughed at by everyone even the fags I considered friends.

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I did 10 push-ups

how did you get this picture of me wtf

>>38277344
on saturday I got an attention whore away from my beta friend, I'm pretty proud considering I'm usually avoidant to the max

POST YOUR GAINS U FAGGOT

yea i catfish guys a lot for attention. i try to make them fall in love with me over the course of a few months. 3 guys have flown over to try and meet up but i always ghost last minute while they're here kek. my motivation behind it is mostly boredom and to get back at all the men that rejected me in my life.

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>>38277380
youre really a girl tho?
so its true what they say, girls are fucking attention whores

i dont even do this for the attention but for the nudes and the tought of making a girl send me nudes.

youre so fucking trash.

>>38277264
She has a grey looking pimple above her upper lip.

>>38277264
she has an abnormal skin formation above her upper lip

>>38277264
yo but she got a dick tho? if not 0/10 u failed op

Just play chess online improve your mind

>>38277238

I play Overwatch, not a lot tho. I just finished my placements. You should probably buy pubg

DOTA2
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females are disgusting. i don't even want to put my penis in their disgusting holes

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>>38277235
The only fanny you will touch in your life is the one you dropped out of.

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>>38277259
aah..the "you don't get any pussy meme"

like it's worth anything to get fanny

>>38277183
envy and ignorance of basic economics.

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>>38277183
Because the rich exploit the poor

>>38277183
People who never faced economic hardship are mentally inferior.

>>38277167
is she a sweet girl?

ASMR is the same tier as fidget spinners. Seriously reevaluate your life choices.

>>38277193
She's pretty nice from what I can see in her videos.

>>38277199
Sorry anon, I'm in too deep.

Hey I have a novel idea

Lets not lump all black people and all white people into huge categories like that, because not every individual person is responsible for their races actions.

>>38277155
>implying it was all whites, (wherever you feel like cutting the line at "white" btw) were responsible for colonization, etc

You're a fucking idiot and you should stop making dumb threads

>>38277155
Are you trying to say it's okay for negros to wreck shit because war is war?

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your gay anon sozz

>perfect female body
>she shaves her bush

nope

>>38277068
It's a good thing that hair isn't really part of the equation when you're talking about body shape you mongoloid.

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Probably about a 5.

>Attracted to TnA
>Have no interest in fucking a masculine looking dude
>Have no interest in taking things in my bunghole or sucking a dick

>Would absolutely fuck a trap/feminine looking dude
>Catch myself staring at the dicks in porn quite often

I'm not sexually attracted to males but I wouldn't mind having sex with one. I dont know where that puts me.

I think 2D traps are kinda hot because they are literally just girls with dicks. 3D traps disgust me 99% of the time.

>>38277037
idk probably, no point in trying to get into the mind of a female

>>38277037
Doesn't matter, in the grand scheme of things. You could've helped and then made sure to help a male qt, if you ever see one struggling, just to be fair. Or just offer to help anyone who is clearly struggling with something.

>could've helped her
>probably would've got her number
>tfw you realize that was your chance to have a qt to text
>tfw you realize you could've had sex with her
>only if you would've just helped
>but no because of muh social competence in female hypergamy and fear of being a beta male

Lol keep cucking yourself.

Why Asian? Why not anything else

>>38277023

I'm just as confused as you. She said it that one time a few years ago, and has never suggested it again.

Perhaps she thought they are easier to get or something...

>>38277088

Years ago? Don't worry about it then. Work on yourself don't need a woman.

>>38276980
>my 'facial hair' only grows the tip of my chin and the top of my adam's apple + pornstache

feels bad to be a beardlet

>>38276980

>Chad has a goatee
>OMG, beards are sooooo hooot hiihihihih

>Average dude has a goatee
>Ughhh, disgusting neckbeard RAAAAPE HEEELLP

>>38276980
I can't.

It's that simple.