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how do i play this? it seems to be very comfy
do i have to download something? it's free?

>>38278077
I only play RS3 (aka real runescape).

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>>38278095
its free, but only f2p, members is much more wurf. have you played before anon?

>>38278107
i've played rs3 on and off for a few years its actually not as bad as people make it out to be! but im really digging this nostalgia from osrs i never gave it a chance until now

>>38278040
No God didn't make you to be gay, that guilt and horrible feeling you feel is God trying to steer you away, don't ignore it too much.

>>38278138
But the idea of being a fag is really hot

>>38278328
Then say "nice try satan"

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alright, i'm going to bump with some shamless pornography of good taste so hopefully someone will step in with some advice

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i realize r9k probably wasn't the best board for this but i've committed at this point

if you're sick enough to not come in, you are sick enough to drive to a doctor and pay them a day's wage to get a note saying you are in fact sick :^)
remember not to come in if you are sick because we don't want to make each other or our customers sick :^)
All these taxes we have to pay are absurd, better burden the health care system by having a physician check to see if Al is REALLY sick

they think you are lying and this is how they get back at you for inconveniencing them, sorry my man but I'd get the note if you like or need the job. I know people who have quit over it because they get insulted by such policies, but unless it is a shitty job or you have valuable skills I'd just shrug it off and take the hit

If i didnt have a very good friend here i would not be able to do college. The whole normie situation is just too much for me. You really get to see how shallow the average person is while at uni. Not trying to get political but my favorite quote from walking around campus was "Michael Jordan said they dont talk in locker rooms like that." After the trump tape came out. I have had to deal with an insanely normie room mate and a muscle head chad during sophmore year(single rooms are insta locked during housing selections due to sports ball tards getting their choices first) the chad was the biggest douchebag i ever met. He would yell constantly,watch workout videos 24/7, talk about what he did during the weekend to himself. I pity the robot who does this with no one to relate too. Im sorry if having even 1 friend makes me a normie but im never getting laid so i consider myself a robot.

>>38277952
Also i should add in. You are in control of your future. If you want to do something with less normies try community college or trade school.

>normies
What is their IQ?

>>38277950
It means ( usually correctly ) that as a male you are undesirable to women.

>>38277950
it's only an insult if you allow it to get to you desu mesu
it's your fault if it does

>>38277950
Insults only work if it hurts the person it's being used against. So "virgin" is an insult used against robots because its assumed that they would be particularly sensitive about that topic (ie. they're virgins and don't like it/don't want to be).

>>38277924


t. normie

This isn't just an empty insult. You are a normie and will never understand our plight. There's no point in explaining, because you've obviously installed stupid assumptions in your head that will never go away.

>>38277965
Enlighten me Senpai, what stupid assumptions am I holding?

>>38278025
There's a process to it, we weren't born like this. We used to be "nice guys", because we were raised to be nice to people, what we got in return, was being treated like shit, walked over, and ignored by women. At some point, we thought fuck it, why not be an antisocial asshole, I'm not going to get laid by being nice, so why bother, I'm not going to have friends by being nice so why bother, I'm never going to be like the normie, so why bother? Why bother is the central question, that in combination with being an outcast made us apathetic towards the world and directed us to be antisocial.

>>38277920
Aw that's such a cute kitty
AWWWWWW
c:
Thanks OP
Would subscribe

>>38277920
Because you are a moron, OP.

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>>38277920
>tfw cant even use snapchat with a girl without breaking out into sweat and having anxiety for the next few days
>tfw even contacting close friends is incredibly stressful

Shut up shill!! Have you ever actually been on there? It's quite interesting if you hang around enough.

>>38277967
I'll admit I have found one or two interesting conversation threads after 12 pages of "nigger" complaint threads

>>38278005
Yeah it just depends on the week or what's happening around the globe. So far the whole week has been nothing but cnn raids and shit.

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>>38277878
Please spank me, daddy.

>>38278083
You guys are gutter trash.
You prove me right every time you post.

>>38277878
Same man, same. I don't hate anime, I just hate the roleplaying piece of shit gay ass faggots on this site

I'd eat it, nothing wrong with monkey soup.

>>38277877
what the fuck even is that shit

>>38277887
Yes there is, eating monkeys is what introduces the really nasty diseases like Ebola.

I'll eat just about anything but monkeys should not be eaten by anyone. Their biological similarity makes them dangerous to all of us.

How much did you take anon?
>How much can you take anon?

>>38277843

More details?

And depending on the amount I wouldn't worry. I didn't notice for 6 months someone had stolen 100 dollars from my bank account debit card. When I got statement I just happened to be looking over the purchases and noticed irregularities. They never even followed it up with police when I reported it. They just refunded me.

>>38277898
>They never even followed it up with police when I reported it. They just refunded me
This. Unless you're stealing HUGE amounts of money, in the 5 digit and above range, it's not worth the banks time to try and find and prosecute you. It's easier just to give the victim their money back, shits all insured anyways

>>38277730
Assuming I have autism, please describe "sonic-level" autism.

>>38277902
Yeah elaborate OP you mean like Chris-Chan?

>>38277730
God I have a pseudo gf right now and its the worst
Shes my ex and I know shes just stringing me along for the sex and socializing but I'm too far from my friends (phsyically, they live far away) to not also need her

Never get a pseudo gf, its basically emotional cuckoldry

>>38277647
great now we can give more "incentives" to the rich

>>38277647
BASED GOD EMPEROR! NEETS BTFO! MAGA!

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Get fucked neets

get fucked faggots

>>38277573
Aren't these illegal in the U.S? I remember some dude getting arrested for buying one.

Would unironically buy this if I had the money and it could be done completely anonymously.

>>38277663

If they catch you just claim you're an artist and show proof of your life drawings. Say that you use it for reference.

>>38277454

Eyes forward, don't acknowledge her

>>38277517
Looks pretty narrow, do you just walk and slam your shoulder into her if she doesn't make room?

>>38277454
turn around and walk away manually