>Ey yo, white boi! You want some soup? How do you respond?

I'd eat it, nothing wrong with monkey soup.

>>38277877
what the fuck even is that shit

>>38277887
Yes there is, eating monkeys is what introduces the really nasty diseases like Ebola.

I'll eat just about anything but monkeys should not be eaten by anyone. Their biological similarity makes them dangerous to all of us.

>>38277930
Yes, because tribesmen don't take any safety precaution when preparing the meat.

I'm certain there are safe ways to both prepare and cook monkeys.

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>>38277945
Can you answer with a statement and not zazzy reddit rhetorical questions? Thanks, and enjoy our board!

>>38277877
chefbro here, gonna be honest, that broth looks dope

>>38277877
Nao, obrigado.

Why the fuck would anyone have said "no thanks" in Portuguese here before?

>>38277887
Except the fact that prions will fuck you up.

>>38278014
There weren't any questions in that post at all.

>>38277877
That is a grown ass man wearing braces. the fucking soup monkey has nicer teeth.

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>>38277877
If the meat was prepared properly, than I definitely would. Not every day I get to eat monkey soup with a African gentlemen.