>Walking down the aisle >See her Wat do?

>>38277454

Eyes forward, don't acknowledge her

>>38277517
Looks pretty narrow, do you just walk and slam your shoulder into her if she doesn't make room?

>>38277454
turn around and walk away manually

>>38277548

Yes, and then I flee the store

>>38277454
Turn 90 degrees and proceed to crab walk to get past her.

>>38277590
"S-scuse me"

>>38277454

>Make eye contact.
>Smile a little.
>Depending on whether I was browsing or walking down the eye, either move inwards a little bit, or squeeze by her
>Smack the coffee outta her hand as she's walking by.

The last one I picked because I'm PRO

BITCH MOVE GET OUT THE WAY

heh hey look at all this books, oh uh nothing s-sorry let me get away

>>38277454
"You shouldn't be drinking coffee around books mam."

Lie on the floor and tell m'lady to step over me

>>38277765
>>Make eye contact.
>>Smile a little.
>>Depending on whether I was browsing or walking down the eye, either move inwards a little bit, or squeeze by her
>Mutter holy fuck

>>38277454
Shoulder the cunt

>>38277517
This, I'd try to do it as nonchalantly as I can too so I won't give off my beta vibes