ITT: Post a character you relate to and why.
Suicidal tendencies, mad luck, and self-worth problems.
>>39554362
>Introverted
>Pride gets in the way of everything
>Angry most of the time
>Both 5'5 manlets
>Want to excel at everything
>>39554362
How you doin fellow komaeda
>mad luck
>strong sense of morals
>self worth dependent on situation
>hope
>>39554612
they messed up that revolver or something
The purpose of this thread is to post images you never get the chance to post, or things you've made and want others to use.
For me, it's the latter. I just got a new computer and found 3D Paint. I think it's pretty good, even if the trophy itself is a prefab.
>>39554301
Okay, fine.
I don't have much reason to post pic related anymore, but it's still funny
This is my life in a fucking nutshell
i got the chuckles, thanks anon
>mom told me if I don't get a job by the end of the month she will forcibly kick me out
Im planning to slit both my wrists in the bath the night before so I will either die or go to hospital and she'll feel guilty. Either way I win. Checkmate. She should've thought this through before attempting to outsmart me, dumb bitch.
you sure showed her whos boss. Roasties and wagecucks BTFO
Why wait for the end of the month anon?one today is worth two tomorrows
>>39554318
idiot, if he does it today then if he doesn't die he'll have the whole month to recover and his mom will have the whole month to get over her guilt. it HAS to be right at the point of getting kicked out
> get into top college
> lose weight
> gain muscle
> get part time job and become financially independent
> suddenly start baldingwhat the fuck
Just as I got my shit together.....
No one in my family went bald until their 50s-60s
Get on 0.25 (quarter of a tab) of Finastride a day. It helped me alot srs. Currently upped it to 0.5 daily.
>>39554284
You are out of gods plan. My final proof of god is no matter how much your cercumstances and beahiovr change, you get slapped right back to your natural position
>>39554284
I always have a morsel of sympathy for guys who bald this early. Poor souls!
Hi robots I haven't been on /r9k/ in years but I just came across a picture that reminded me of when I used to come here a lot.
See pic, the guy reminds me of this scrawny Latino lolcow that used to get posted here on /r9k/ all the time. The kid worked as a bagger at a grocery store and was always complaining on Facebook about not having a gf, and he'd make the perfect bf, and life isn't fair etc. He'd also write poems about 9/11 and I think he openly said that Adolf Hitler is an inspirational person.
Anyone know the guy I'm talking about?
In the meantime have more pictures of his hot ass nazi girlfriend.
Come on I know you're not all newfags here. There has to be someone here who was browsing /r9k/ about 4-5 years ago and knows what I'm talking about.
>>39554278
How'd this guy do it? Whats the key to pulling roasties so far out of your league??
I WANT A DADDY BF!
I want a bf that will take care of me as his son
Let me live with him as a NEET
Fuck my boypussy hard, calling me his boi, treating me as his son, making me his slut
I wanna have him come home, get drunk, and sneak into my room, tell me "mom wont be home for an hour", grab me, and start pounding my ass!
>>39554258
You're literally perfect anon.
>>39554285
T-Thanks dad, c-can I sleep in your bed tonight please
>>39554258
>I WANT A DADDY BF!
>I want a bf that will take care of me as his son
>Let me live with him as a NEET
>Fuck my boypussy hard, calling me his boi, treating me as his son, making me his slut
>I wanna have him come home, get drunk, and sneak into my room, tell me "mom wont be home for an hour", grab me, and start pounding my ass!
Dumb sissy anime boi.
Guy in his 40s said "once you get to my age, younger girls have no interest in you, all you can do is fantasize and imagine being young again...girls my age aren't attractive anymore".
>tfw wasting younger years and no gf
He is a moron. It's easy to get younger girls in your 40s.
>>39554257
>>39554448
this tbhh they'll flock to older men because they have more finances to drain and possibility of ruining a marriage and destroying a family.
>>39554479
I can confirm this is true.
>RIP friend, you didn't deserve what that bitch did to your family
How many anuses have you licked?
>>39554253
All of them anon, all of them
>>39554253
0. I just want to eat some qtp2t mestizo girls ass. Is that too much to ask for?
>>39554372
Just rent a latina prostitute and eat her ass.
4chan was involved in American Horror Story CULT tonight for the first episode. They even mention Kai coming out of his Mother's basement.
pic related, it's Kai Anderson
>>39554242
pretty sure this is a bad thing
Nani the fuck
The episode frames 4chan posters, mostly /b/, /r9k/ and /pol/ as racist, murderous jackasses.
what the hell is that about. is this a meme or do faggots actually feel bad after masturbating? what is the reason behind this?
at least I'm excited for something beforehand, after it's over there's nothing
realize that you fapped with a plastic dick up your ass is not a very good thing once you see yourself in the mirror
>>39554272
so this is related to shameful acts before orgasm or what?
"get in the inflatable pool, Anon."
Sure. Let me just take my shirt off and I'll get in and I'll start sucking on your tits
she looks very clean. I like what they did with this photo.
>>39554197
I'd rather get onto those inflatable tits.
post more hitomi
women have many more options for comfiness when it comes to clothing... crop tops, these neat looking "drop shoulder" sweaters that look unisex but still marketed as girl clothing, skirts...
is it wrong to want to wear some girls clothing? im not talking about blatant frilly dresses or underwear, but like some of their sweaters and crop tops (even though crop tops are worn by men, but i even mean some of the womens crop tops- like the ones with spaghetti straps)
heres an example of a sweater, what do you think? if i start buying womens clothes that are unisex/slightly noticeable will anybody really care at all
link sauce http://us.romwe.com/Coffee-Patch-Detail-Drop-Shoulder-Sweater-p-199326-cat-755.html
>>39554036
No one will care.
Probably.
this belongs in LGBT, so go fucking slit your writss and die
>>39554036
that's the worst excuse i've ever heard to crossdress you fucking faggot
>there are almost a million people in the world
>still can't find a gf
7 billion, faggot
>>39553957
according to who anon?
you really trust some jew demographer telling you how the world is?
show me proof, I KNOW you can't
>>39553944
>There are literally hundreds of thousands of women in the world
>not even one likes me
Fellas post yourself as a bf
Fembots will dicide whether youre fucked or not
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>>39553932
Well, since I missed the last one..
single and ready to mingle, fembots ;))
i was cucked
hold me
remind me of my lesson to learn
remind me that the outside world is only for normies
remind me that i shouldnt ever leave and try ever again
remind me to stay logged in 4chan 24/7
remind me to give up
remind me jsut fucking remind me to stay comfy
please remind me im a robot
remind me i don't have a chance
remind me all women are whores
forgive me for ever trying
We're here man. Sometimes we make mistakes and sometimes that mistake looks like someone we (past tense) used to love. If you haven't, get something to eat tonight and get through this. Stay comfy guy. Sometimes it's ok to hope but hope can hurt
damn dog im sorry. im telling you man the walking holes arent worth the trouble, if u were my irl buddy id bring u over and hook u up with some good drugs and we'd play tekken until your sorrows melted away. you see im kind of in need of friends too. digital ones can only do so much in the end, not that i dont love my online friends but anyway im not gonna let this be a meth rambling episode im sorry that happened to u anon, but know time heals most wounds
>>39553901
never been cheated on, but in my mind I imagine it wouldn't really hurt. if that's what the person turned out to be then I'd be glad to find out so I can get away.