Fellas post yourself as a bf Fembots will dicide whether

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>>39553932
Well, since I missed the last one..

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single and ready to mingle, fembots ;))

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>>39554097
please tell me youre not a trap !!!

please

here's mine btw

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>>39554219
>comic sans retarded dropout metalhead

Leave this place

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p.s L O N D O N

skippy is 12 btw haHAA

>>39554219
Not a trap but I don't think you're really my type x

>>39553932
Pretty much me, only a tad bit taller

>>39554097
im >>39554166
pls rate fembottu

>>39554267

Maybe a 7/10? You seem kinda cool?

>>39554291
t-thank you mlady :))

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>>39553932
I know I'm fucked but I'd like to hear someone else say it.

>>39553932
>fembot

No such thing as a fembot.

And heres a harsh lesson for your beta trotters. None of these so called 'female robots' are robots. They are not neet, autstic virgin shut ins. They are averagly attractive, depressed, nymphos with sever daddy issues. They have had more cock in them then a thai lady boy, chad cock fyi. Chads use these type of girls as easy lays, they're oftern involved in gang bangs and orgies because they have so little self respect theyll do anything to even experience a small ableit false shot of oxytocin. Oxytocin being the hormone thats released during love making and romantic encounters. Thus for a biref moment making them feel loved and wanted. Then they wake up, regret it and come crying to fuck wits like you.

I dont now why youde want to date a narcissistic slut whos only going to freindzone you and use you as doormate when chad cums on her again.

Get in the gym, stop abetting these whores and start working on yourself for yourself. Find a nice switched on gf whos isnt a cum rag.

Cheers.

>inb4 a million toasty roasties

>>39555464
what an astoundingly incoherent, stupid rant

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i know no-one wants a bf like this but ive learned to be okay with it

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What else do you do on a Wednesday night?

>>39555566
you sicken me, normie!!!

>>39555579
Thank you anon~
im more of a cyborg but close enough

delete this cringe ass thread christ

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cant be fucked doing a better avatar

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i have very serious brain issues because for some reason i am a special boy and retart beach ball

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bada da bada da da
here we go

>>39553932
>only 15
MOOODS

>>39555481
>t. roastie

Go wash your cunt out.

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>>39553932
>Fembots
>Fem
>bot

pick 1 and 1 only

>>39555724
but im 19m so nt

>>39554166
shower more
>>39554219
get your GED
>>39555516
don't be a dick
>>39555566
top tier
>>39555671
top tier again
>>39555678
stop talking about losing weight and actually do it without having a girl tell you to

>>39555781
by being a dick im usually described as kinda stand offish and rude when people first meet me but after a little bit i mellow and become funny

>>39555781
>top tier
Feels good man.

>>39555807
as long as you're not intentionally hurting people/s feelings then

>>39555904
nah id never do that, im kind of a gentle giant who occasionally says funny things and if people get hurt i apologize profusely

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>>39555745
Fembots, fem or bots...
Huh.... Well I choose Fembots

>>39555671
Pls be one of the few heterosexuals here

>>39555781
but having a girl tell me to lose weight was the only time I've ever done it

>>39555956
learn to have self control and motivation

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>>39554097
where are you located ?
i have a thing for girls with unkept brown hair that don't go outside and also like classical music

>>39556077
Erm, west coast of Canada, and you? Did you post in the thread already?

>>39556061
how do I learn those things though?

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here we go this time I'll actually post the picture

>>39556093
yeah i am poor little >>39555680 with no replies
hope im not too boring
im on west coast US

>>39556137
That's rad, though unless you're in Washington state I guess you aren't too close to Canada, huh..

>>39556113
literally just do it. There's no big secret.
Download a calorie counting app right now, sign up for the gym tomorrow.

>>39556141
Not the guy ur talking to but do u have a Discord or smething?

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>>39556093
Where in BC? Dont tell me you are a Van kid

>>39556113
Find a drive outside of women. For me, it's looking in the mirror and miring myself. Is it narcissistic? You better fucking believe it. But every time I get a craving to do fatass things I pose in front of one of my 6 mirrors and immediately I lose the desire and instead go swim or exercise.

125kg down to 80. You can do it too man

>>39556141
yeah im in oregon unfortunately

>>39556188
Does that carry a negative connotation? I can't change what I am.

>>39553932
"Fembots" Thanks my dude I needed a laugh

>>39556184
I do, though I'm kinda tired right now.

JessixaSnip#8603

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>>39556209
>Suicide
>Move

do one or both and you solved the problem

>>39556240
Why the disdain for Vancouver? I like it here..
(when I actually go outside)

>>39556204
Close enough?

>>39556236
Added you, pls dont ghost me like every other fembot Ive spoken to ;-;

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>>39556254
If you dont live on the Island you are trash.

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>>39556236
not the bot from your convo but do you mind if I add you too m'lady?

>>39556236
Can I also add you? I'm adding you.

>>39556276
Well okay, whatever you say..

>>39556295
>>39556313
Sure I don't mind, anyone can add me really so long as they aren't meanies.

>>39556320
me too pls, the last fembot i spoke to ghosted me after 1 week ;-;

>>39556345
Sure, just don't expect me to be super interesting. >.>

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>>39556270
>>39556295
>>39556313
>>39556345
FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES YOU THIRSTY RETARDS, DONT FEED THE WHORE

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This thread is officially derailed and now a pathetic orbiter gathering.

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please dont bully me too hard

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>>39556236
you have no power here, so im going to send you my COCK over discord you vapid slut

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lt doesn't get anymore beta than this

>>39556502
relax, there are much more beta entries in this thread than yours

>>39556236
please accept so you can see my sizely benis, whore

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I'm a pretty simple guy with only one request

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Pls judge me as harshly as possible

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I've looked the exact same (5'9'' 135 lbs) since I was a sophomore in high school. It's incredibly frustrating to hear 100 different people a day ask me if I'm old enough to pour alcohol.

tfw no significant other to enjoy expensive booze and nice food with

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>tfw no libertarian/ancap gf

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I don't know enough about myself to fill this meme.

>>39555946
>tfw people still can never tell i'm heterosexual

at least senpai noticed me. Also pretty sure being hetero isn't the minority here.

>>39556236
>JessixaSnip#8603
Sounds like a trap name... are you a trap??

>>39556571
No, but I appreciate the sentiment..

>>39556540
Holy shit...if I was a female I'd fucking snap you up in a second (no homo).

Even still, you sound like the coolest roommate and would love you as a bro (double no homo)

>>39556236
added you on discord, im >>39554166

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>>39556527
You are simple indeed. Simple in your head.

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>>39553932
Here's me, lately i've been getting a lot less motivated and idk what to do.

>>39556697
Got any music to throw my way?
Also how do I learn sheet music? I'm finally taking a plunge and following my boyhood dream of learning the viola

>>39556143
I don't really need a calorie counting app, I know where all my calories are coming from and how much I'm taking in from past failed attempts.

>sign up for the gym tomorrow
too much of an autistic spergers ridden fuckhead to set foot in a gym

>>39556200
I've tried to find another reason to but I've never found another reason that makes me stick to it as much as doing it for someone else.

How long did it take you to lose that much?

>>39556589
none gayness taken anon. I've never really had time to give relationships a thought before, only recently I've started to long for someone to care for intimately. To share a bit of life together, to love and be loved in return, all the mushy romance stuff. I'm used to seeing people get drunk and hookup, but I started working at this nice restaurant in my city. I've been seeing less "hey hot shit wanna bone in the back of my subaru" and more "honey let's go out for a nice evening together". Seeing more romance from couples enjoying each other's company has had me wanting that same kind of feeling. Unfortunately I work constantly, and I've never put myself out there to begin with so the best I can do is post in an /r9k/ thread and see what happens. I also have no clue if I'm gay or not. I see both women and men that I think "man that person's good looking" but again 0 irl experience so who knows

>>39556714
Then keep trying; whether you think you can or you can't, you're right. Hell even if your entire workouts are fuelled by self hate that's SOMETHING. But you're both fat in mind and body, so you've probably only explored like 2 options than gave up.

A little over a year. And that's not even with much effort, just a change in eating habits. Once i hit 90kg I got more serious and kept dropping quicker.

>>39556711
I've been listening to some nice celtic/gaelic x electronica which blows my mind:
Fleuves - Fleuves (more jazzy)
Solaah - JMK (more poppy)

Learning sheet music takes a while, settle on one clef and try to play pieces without hearing them first. You can get free sheet music from free-scores.com.

Viola is a great instrument, join a local orchestra and play with them. It'll help you get motivated to practise and play better.

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>>39556697
Jesus christ this thread is concentrated autism. Sort yourself out m8.

>>39556469
Sick dude.

>>39556734
That's so adorable and now I'm kinda pissed off you're not a female desu. I'm a hopeless romantic, so I love doing silly little cutesy things for my partner; this is me >>39555566
Yea I work nights and train martial arts so I only have Fridays off and fuck spending it doing something like going out drinking when I could be writing sappy love poems or watching Ever After or A Knight's Tale for the umpteenth time.
what I've found personally is I can find a man attractive, but not arousing. And that unfortunately makes any relationship with a guy impossible for me purely because I'm a very physical sort of person.

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want a gf, but at the same time I don't

>>39556771
>Celtic/Gaelic x electronica
Muh niggah! My mate showed me this and I love it!

Yea I figure I should start learning alto cleft(?) as it's the one viola is tuned for. My viola should arrive sometime next week, just a cheapie one to learn on.

I'm gonna take a while to learn before I do that; I don't wanna look a fool. But yea I'll definitely be interested, in fact I have a friend who plays cello in one night hit her up to invite me.

>>39556857
>hates the Chinese
Are you from Vancouver too?

>>39556697
Whatcha play. I've been playing piano, guitar, bass and drums. Ever wanna be in a band?

>>39555680
Not terrible. Kinda cute characteristics. would you love me unconditionally though?

>>39556865
>alto clef
Yep that's the one to do, but it's completely useless to everyone else apart from maybe kind of cellos but not really (they prefer tenor)
>cheapie viola
Good choice.

Don't bother with grades until you're confident you wanna keep it up. They're not important as long as you play as well as you can!

>>39556887
Piano, Bass, Double Bass, Cello, Accordion

>>39556887
I was in a band a while ago but the members had wildly different ideas of what the band was going to be, ended up quitting on them after about a year.

>>39556868
no, I am not

fucking melbourne

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>>39556911
obviously, as you can tell by the "I love you" in the top right!

>>39556935
I know that feeling. I hate 80s rock with a passion, but that what my buddies liked so that's the style we played. I found a guy that plikes 90alt and math, but he never wants to jam and hardly plays anymore.

Ifinding people who want to play some different stuff is the hardest part.

>>39556527
Do you really expect qualitt replues

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>>39556550
>there are "people" (americans) who are actually this retarded

>>39557013
Yeah may band was really fucking into that. I don't hate them but they really made me despise that shit now...

Here's a soundcloud link to them:
https://soundcloud.com/scorsband/etherealyou

>>39553932
>but anon im only 15
See you in three years kid, lmao

>>39557013
Whoops

soundcloud dot com slash scorsband slash etherealyou

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>>39555424
pls say something about me, it doesn't have to be nice.

>>39555481
You're only posting this because you know it's true. Self proclaimed fembots are the lowest of the low. Everyone here considers themselves to be the pinnacle of losers. What kind of women feeds off the attention of losers? A bipolar slut with severe daddy issues that's who.

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>>39556993
we seem like the same person, i'm so sorry

>>39557116
so are no fembots acceptable? not even the really cute ones that just come here for the banter and not the orbiters? I once met one that hates niggers. she was pretty cool

>>39556927
Nice so I didn't fuck it up haha. And yea from what I can tell alto is only used in viola and high cello.

Thanks man. I've always wanted to play one since I was like 5

Awww thank man. I'll look at maybe joining next year, give me a few months to learn a bit. The fingering will be my biggest challenge I think

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>>39557140
Why sorry? I'm doing alright, maybe I'm the best timeline of you

>>39557163
>I once met one that hates niggers. she was pretty cool

what was her chan name?

>>39557116
>a bipolar slut with severe daddy issues
Can confirm. I'm a man, but this pretty much describes me to a T.

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Is it okay if I don't want a fembot?

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>>39557179
not sure. i really wish she would have given me contact info, but she called me a fed and refused to.

>>39557210
Sounds like the girl I want to make my gf, she's a fucking sweetie and I swear I'll marry her if I make it to the US

>>39557210
she wasn't using a trip or a username or anything?

>>39557168
As a double bass player, I can say that playing a viola is a struggle. Let alone a violin. My hands cover the whole neck.

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>>39557209
no. faggots. ALOUD.

>>39557235
Yea that's my fear too; I'm huge and so are my hands. But it's the only instrument I get excited about, I love their sound. That and maybe cello but that's a HUGE leap in as there's no "cheap" cellos.

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>>39557233
nothing. i swear she was real though. she had a timestamp and everything. i just wanted her to be my gf

>>39557273
>she had a timestamp and everything.
got the pic still?

>>39557266
I feel that a cello is probably easier to sound good on but the cello/viola area is the sweet spot for the nice sounds that help fill the orchestra with a range of low/mid/high.

Best thing about violas is that nobody plays them which means it's easy to find a place in any orchestra since they're fucking desperate.

>>39557289
no, but she had short blonde hair, a pouty mouth, and really pale skin. I still want to lick her face.

>>39557273
>inb4 I know who this is
Cute face, small frame, crazy long curly brown hair?

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>>39557326
wasnt this fembot youre talking about, was it?

>>39555464
I'm a failed normie & this is 100% true. Almost all of the girls who have let me fuck them have fit this description perfectly. I guarantee every single non-trap "fembot" on here has a tumblr and lives like a NEET by choice (but only 2 days out of the week when she isn't being spit roasted by Chad & Brad in a tent a music festival). These "fembots" choose NEETdom because they get all the attention they crave on the internet more than irl.

>>39557330
nope, she was blonde. had a cute face though

>>39557347
Nah, she has green hair.

>>39555424
>>39557113
well... yes, I do deserve better than you

>>39557347
YES THATS HER! I miss her

>>39557378
i'll uh... pass her the message.

i have a feeling she's reading this..

>>39555566
ENFP's are straight cancer. Worse than ESTP's but not as bad as ESFJ's and ESFP's. I already know that I'd hate you irl, but put up with your shit anyways because we'd have mutual normie friends and I'd have no choice if I wanted to party.

>t. ENTP cyborg

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>>39557386
God I hope she is

>>39557399
I'm sorry man, im pretty cyborg myself despite being an ENFP. I reckon we could get along, so long as I didn't talk today much.

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do not respond to this poste

>>39557629
too bad shitlips. what are you gonna do about it?

>>39557694
i'll reply back, fucker

>>39557694
>falling for obvious baiting for (You)s
(You) an idiot.

>>39557703
they got two (you)s so who really got rused here

>>39557703
i just wanted an excuse to call someone shitlips. im sorry :(

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>>39557710
>>39557729
And so did i, with blatant double (You) posting. Thanks guys <3

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>>39557054
Neither american nor retarded
Can you give me an explenation to why youre making this assumption?

>>39556657
That's not OP so your mirror isn't going to work!

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Realistic one coming through

>>39554097
But is trap

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Would
>>39554166
shower more
>>39554237
autistic text format
>>39555671
>>39555680


Not bad but nothing outstanding; too little information
>>39555516
>>39556468
>>39556540

>>39558382
just fucking irritating honestly

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>>39553932
I'll die alone thanks

everything in this thread is bullshit!
no one is like that in real life

everyone is laughing and happy, outgoing and excited, friendly and optimistic!

where the fuck are you people hiding? why dont i see any of you in real life?

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>>39558689
When ultraextroverted normies dominate the world you need to at least pretend. When they don't get their expected response (enthusiasm and happiness) they feel like they failed and will put your ass down.

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>>39558689
I don't leave the house much

>>39558689
weve always been here you just ignore us.

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this thread
>pic relate
>drop mic

>>39558382
qt/10 i think

>>39554166
>nintendo sucks
Into the trash with you.

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>>39557629
every single one of those relate to me
get out of my head

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leaving the house isnt something i like to do unless its going to another house

>>39554097
If you're male, fuck yes.

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>>39553932
Lol I both love and hate these threads because I both love and hate myself

>>39554166
What the hell, Nintendo rocks.
>>39554219
You seem hot.
>>39554237
Would domme you.
>>39555566
I usually like people with bad attitudes and anxiety, but your optimism is really appealing.
>>39555671
You seem sweet, I would love to bully you.
>>39555678
Nice, big guys are hot.
>>39556502
HHNNHHGG yes. I want to lightly bully you then take care of you.
>>39556697
I love it when men are unabashedly into their hobbies.
>>39558626
I like the gondola shirt.
>>39559516
Cute, would kiss lightly on the cheek.
>>39560032
Fuuuck yes. A cute shy personality AND a ginger. Perfect combo.

>>39560172
please be my leader gf

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>>39558382
where do you live, you sound like we'd be perfect together

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I just want someone to care about me

>captcha attention roundhouse
kek

>>39560172
are you bear loving homo or a female?

>>39559516
>>39560104
also qt
>>39560301
west coast, which one are you?

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>>39560623
>west coast
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO AWAY NORMALFAG STACE

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Literally (not figuratively) me.

>>39560623
im west coast too, oregon

I didn't post one, do i have to make one to earn ur approval

>>39560767
Fuck you faggot normie
>>39560623
and fuck you you too for not having ldrs

>>39560774
why am i a faggot normie
am i stealing your girl

>>39560788
Everyone in Oregon is a normie

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> tfw too autistic to be loved by a normal girl
> tfw too normal to be loved by a fembot
Just what the fuck am I supposed to do?

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>>39560623
dang it why are all fembots American? feelsprettybadman

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>>39560743
Holy shit you seem like such an insufferable jackass I want to punch you in the goddamn face

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>>39560639
i made this for you
>>39560767
well if you dont make one how am i supposed to know what you're like
>>39560774
when did i say i dont have ldrs

>>39560847
>when did i say i dont have ldrs
in another thread you posted in

>>39560847
[email protected]

>tfw attentionfag thread
>at least a dozen of us still considered losers and ignored
are we really that far gone?

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>>39555464
What the fuck am I reading?

>suicide girls from suicide girls dot com come to r9k for orbiters and to laugh at betas and it's not just bait made to antagonize us

>>39560858
huh. never thought i'd be recognized. i've only posted that image in one other thread and it died shortly thereafter. what thread are you talking about?
>>39560895
you should still make one anon, its fun

>>39560882
You're the opposite kind of boyfriend I would want. I want someone who can look the other way when I eat all the chips. You sound like you'd ABBAB (always be belittling and berating)

>>39560986
It has nothing to do with that image bully. Your posting style and content is immediately recognizable

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>implying anyone could find me even remotely attractive

lel

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>>39561004
Well you need to get that cake out of your mouth if you're ever going to get a BF sweetie, no man wants a fattie who eats all the god damn chips and then thinks it's cute to grin about it
Go find yourself another fatty that is as stacked with blood clotting snacks as you're

>>39561009
i feel this feel too much
>>39561004
holy fuck you're an immense faggot if you can eat an entire bigass bag of chips in a sitting and not expect to be called on it. say hello to the fucking bariatric ward nurse for me.

>>39560986
>you should still make one anon, its fun
that's an email though

>>39555424
I would be ur master pitty boi

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>>39561007
>Your posting style and content is immediately recognizable
Oh boy. Guess I better start using proper capitalization and punctuation now!
Also, it is a bit premature to say no to LDRs, but I can't imagine them being easy at all.

>>39561113
Name a single relationship that's easy

>>39561050
>>39561052
I'm not fat, I just love chips.

>>39561145
Wait till you get a bit older squirt, you will be a balloon with your eating habits

>>39561113
they are hard that's true, but if you find the right person they really can be worth it, even more so than regular ones

>>39561145
>tfw no gf to buy chips for

>>39561161
>fast for 2 days to prepare for eating a whole bag of chips
>eat a bag of chips in a day and nothing else

It's like when normies go to a buffet but for me it's ketchup chips and flamin hot cheetoes

>>39561121
oh you know what i meant. sure theyre not easy but being with someone you cant touch, hang out with, actually do stuff with is much harder.
i dont know how it'd be if we cant do things like cuddle, go out to eat, take walks, etc.

>>39560895
>post email
>only email I get is from "Andy" of google

>>39560623
Ty ty you are a qt too but I'm in Australia so that won't work

>>39561223
>not even paprika flavored chips
You madam are an animal, good day to you!

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>>39561275
I didn't know those existed actually. Sorry for plebian taste.

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>>39558382
>>39560847
hi i am west coast anon who has a crush on you

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>>39553982
>saving a template in .jpg

kysmm

>>39561505
hi you sound cute but i hope your head doesnt really look like that

>>39561743
my head is normal shape, but my hair might actually look like that when i need a haircut

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any west coast/washington gals into skeletons

>>39562505
pls give me a (you)

>>39562505
(you)

dont feel bad anon, this is why people like us come to /r9k/

>>39562683
i dont even want a gf anon, my wife left me and ill never be the same :^(

thanks for the (you)

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Girls/guys/traps, drop your discord/email/skype if you want to talk pls. it gets lonely out here :'-^(

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Sad eurobg reporting in

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>tfw trying to cut
>tfw favorite maccy d's burger is 900kcal
cutting is absolute nigger hell, can't wait to be over with it

skeletonbro's how do you deal with not eating shit's fucking tough as hell

>>39563458
eat lunchables, 3 or 4 a day is about 1700kcal and has all the nutrients you need
you'll look like a faggot but they're good calories and not bad tasting
>only 2 watchlists

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Reposting yet again because... I have nothing better to do. You can drop a discord if you like, I uh... apologize in advance in I'm not the most interesting.

>>39563554
that looks gay as hell bro + i don't think it has enough proteins to keep my gains up
i mostly eat/drink is 2x preworkout shakes that total 600kcal, oats 2x total 400kcal, 1x chicken and rice for about 500kcal 1l of honey water - 100kcal and 5l of water. although i keep breaking nearly once a week when i see a nice and juicy beef burger.

with the watchlist meme, i know for a fact i was on 2 in the past year or so, not sure if i still am tho

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I don't like any boys from /R9K/ or to be honest in general. They are too women obsessed and because they have no self respect they have no loyalty or moral code if given an opportunity that exposes weakness.

>>39563728
you sound like a beta bitch boi
stop

>>39563781
...I mean, I'm fairly certain that's how I sound so that isn't much of an insult.

>>39563746
congrats on having a plan, I'm trying to knock off about 40lbs. I'm down to about 1500kcal a day (a drastic decrease) and have been trying to put in protein and shit more than straight fat and carbs but I don't really have money nor resources on learning whats good food. I just kinda guesstimate off the label. however sticking to water/water based drinks only and not eating junk food all the time has made me feel much better but I'm not sure about actual weight loss.

>>39563814
nigger it should be an insult, man up and stop being some autistic gigarandom cuck

give me your address so i can come and slit your throat pls
fucking disgusting

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Been a while since I posted this, and I don't mean that ironically for once.

>>39563820
>>39563820
if you just stay on a diet it'll take a pretty long time. for max weight loss gains i'd recommend you to go to a gym and do starting strength or a similar program. lifting heavy weights for about an hour burns up to 300kcal, builds muscle which'll help in the long run (if you're fat af you'll have lots of skin left over) .

if you need energy for lifting try drinking one of my premium shake recepies:
2x oat scoops (100g)
2x egg whites
1 or 2 bananas depending on how much you're making
tablespoon of honey and about half a teaspoon of peanut butter
about 5-6 tablespoons of instant coffee.
then finish it off with some ice cubes and 200ml of water

for me it helps to hit the gym at about 3-4am as seeing fucktons of heavy weights everywhere just makes me feel very motivated. also, never use smith machines. free weights only baby

>>39563975
I might have to swallow my pride and ask my father for tips, he's a fitizen I just don't like asking for help for anything, but thanks.
any tips for keeping motivated/determined? I know gainz (or in this case reductionz) take a long ass time

>>39564010
honestly, i feel like you just have to find your own thing to be motivated about. what motivated me was rich piana dying, haven't taken a rest day since and i've just kept adding more and more weights + different exercises in one day. it might not be very healthy but i need to get big for wealthy piano man

>>39564080
yeah I get that, thanks dude. I'll get there someday.

>>39563928
>is fat
>"Why are vegetables so gross."
kek

>>39563060
>starved for intimacy
>will cuddle and fuck for hours
>high libido
>will do anything in bed
>loyal
>clingy

That's me. Please give gf

>>39556527
If dubs anon dodges anons attack

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Secretive sociopath bf
>EMFP

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why did I spend time on this

>>39564418
if you won't kill me with a hammer, would be friends with
>ISTJ

>>39564476
I promise I won't kill you anon
discord?

>>39564541
you probably wouldn't like me though
also I never learned how to into spoiler text

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>inb4 why are you even here

>>39564667
why are you even here normie? pls go

>>39564696
You're not allowed to do that. I'm not even all that normie.

>>39564667
what do you do for a living anonalon

>>39564751
web designer in bank

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>>39564717
>straight A's
>80k a year, let alone any amount of money a year
>I love my job
>hang out with my friends
>societal duty

o i am laffin, you do not belong here at all

>>39563928
CUTE! SO CUTE! I love this

>>39556127
my boy.

oregano

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>>39553932
Why even bother robots?

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>>39564573
I get on with everyone
Post your discord

This is probably even more pathetic than the ideal gf memes.
congratulations

>>39564793
Any robot can do that with a bit of luck, and I had a lot of luck.

>>39564472
cute cute CUTE! i want to care for you and your depression uwu

>>39564667
i feel like you're actually looking for a bf not a gf

>>39564919
No, I'm not that gay. Slightly gay, but I definitely want a gf more than a bf. I just think dicks are hot, and even hotter on girls. Too bad they only exist in hentai.

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>>39553932
pls respond roasties

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>>39564919
>cute cute CUTE! i want to care for you and your depression uwu
thanks

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comment orginal

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ITT: Post your chart and watch as even other robots are more desirable than you

>>39565078
>tfw didn't even get a reply

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>>39564832
HOW DO I RESPOND TO THIS WITHOUT COMING OFF AS DESPERATE LADS

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>>39563755
i have more loyalty than you could probably ever know. you don't know most robots.

>>39556540
The holy bf grail
-biological female

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If someone replied to your image expressing interest or positive affirmation, you literally cannot be a robot

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Real robot coming through.

>>39565350
Why post in this if you don't want to be anyones bf? you contradictive little bitch
marry me

>>39565278
don't be a baby my man

>>39565385
fuck off chad it's people like you who deserve to be shot up at school

>>39565368
he has a gf and talks about her alot on omegle

>>39560104
You're such a qt pls be my LoL bf, I'm in oce though

>>39554219
>Van Halen sucks
>Likes metal
Pick one faggot

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>>39565385
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LOVE ME I'M SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE MORE LOVABLE THAN ME EVEN ON THIS LITERAL PIECE OF SHIT NEET BOARD FUCK YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU

>>39556527
Eat my ass you cuntnugget

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guess i'm being gay today

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>tfw you realize that you're just some girl's broken boy toy
>all of your traits mimic hers
>can't even do a bf application without mentioning her
I'm going to fucking neck myself dear lord

>>39565416
>HAD
Fixed that for you. Having a gf is a meme and a mistake I will never make again.

>>39565461
i didn't get any replies either dude, just find affirmation in something else

>>39565473
My pic was based mostly on interactions I had with the femanon I liked.

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wait wtf why did mine get removed? thats not very nice

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Somebody better give me some (You)s for this.

>>39565400
eat my ass, i didn't get any replies. just because people aren't interested doesnt mean that i need to be up in arms.

>>39565479
what about a bf? or a gf(male)

>>39565473
I'm just like you, but no gf.
Did that whole normie coupling thing, but was cucked.
Now I'm just a depressive man with only the worst kind of experiences, ones that can only benefit me if I'm trying to woo a girl exactly like my ex.

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Rate me /r9k/

I want to be released from this mortal realm

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>tfw no clingy gf

How do normies deal with the constant pressure of having to fend off chad?

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Me in a nutshell.... No one... Boy or girl wants me.... And i don't blame them.... Who would want a 5'11" trap....

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I apologize as this post is slightly off topic but I'm not making a thread just for this. Pic related is my ideal bf and this place is, I'd say, the best to find someone like this.

>>39565533
No thanks. Relationships are a meme.

>>39565549
i fell in love at a young age and it all fell apart recently.
dont fall for the childhood-friend-who-has-always-loved-you-and-is-also-a-virgin-meme

>>39565479
why? what was so bad about her?

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>>39565557
WE ALL WOULD DESU HOW QT ARE YOU

>>39565589
I don't think i'm all that qt, and I can get a bit preachy at times.... I... I really like church stuff

>>39565497
that's funny, are you lonely anon? I'd suggest finding hobbies to fill the void

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>>39553932
i think im too much expecting from my wanted gf personality

>>39565557
post your legs
5'11 trap must have good legs

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>>39565613
its okay we can purge the holy lands together if youd like

>>39562992
>gay

dropped desu

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>>39563867
Leave constant stress bf alone!!!!

>>39556927
>>39557168
I play trombone and I've read Alto clef a couple times. DESU I much prefer tenor or bass clef

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>>39553932
I'm a soon to be 20 year old guy going to uni this fall.

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>>39565568
Too bad your ideal bf will be busy lusting for hope, anon.

i can be your komaeda bf if you want though

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28 yr old college educated

>>39565584
That's really rough. I took my first-and-only gf's virginity, too, before she moved away and left me for her cousin

>>39566012
Are you biologically male and not a fangirl?

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>>39565568
What a coincidence. This is my ideal gf.

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>>39566188
Or maybe it was this one?

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>>39566219
I'm starting to think I have a problem with the kind of women I'm attracted to

>>39566031
is 20 too young for you

>>39566031
100% gay vomit

>>39566169
Yes, is it weird for a guy to like Komaeda?

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*tips old man fedora*

>>39566399
You remind me of my cousin. You don't have a kid, do you?

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Does any girl fit this? Be mine if you do.

>>39566442
No, but if she did exist I'd want to slap her, Jesus Christ. It's like looking at an erotic NPC. Why do you want a gf whose existence revolves around you, anon?

>>39566429
>have a kid
lmao no

>>39566375
No, just like it isn't weird for me to be interested in your contact info.

>>39566524
>Why do you want a gf whose existence revolves around you, anon?
I hope this is a rhetoric question.

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>>39566574
No, that genuinely sounds horrifying.

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Oh, this thread again. Might as well join in.

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Why did I make this?

I hope irma finishes me off

>>39566558
Komaeda#1286

>>39554166
>Wears cologne
>Clingy
>"We can take my dad's car"
>"Want to go to Denny's?"
>*showers twice a week*

P E R F E C T
E
R
F
E
C
T

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>>39566609
Wanna know how I know you're a low T cuck?

>>39565510
You're cute, I'd be your gf if you devote yourself to me

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>>39566979
Im a pretty loyal and devoted person desu, so i definitely would

(((((((How do i not mess this up lads?)))))))))))

>>39567203
I don't think we live close to each other but I want your contact anyway

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I am god awful creating these

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i think i spent too much time making this and its terrible

>>39564853
Gay? please

>>39567291
yeh probably not but same here honestly, you have any preference of contact?

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>>39553932
Come up to Maine, we can do drugs, fuck with Stephen King and cuddle.

>>39556527
i fucking hate you faggot fuck AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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did i tear up just making this? why, yes. yes i did.

>>39567440
Discord or skype, I'm bad at e-mail.

>>39567447
what is your discord or something

>>39565550
Sounds cyoot and smart

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>>39567485
dovaglynn is my skype if u wanna go from there~~

>>39567481
>tfw no overweight robot friend to help get /fit/
i'm a grill btw

>>39567481
I want to fix you with love.

>>39567557
i've already lost 30 lbs. since May so I'm making progress. Thankfully my height evens my weight out a little bit and makes me look lighter than I am.

>>39567580
T-Thanks, anon