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>>38599872
I don't. It's already 5AM over here, I spent the last four hours watching Paul McCartney's shows and shitposting.

Melatonin and zopiclone my dude

(((Sleep))) ??? You believe sleep to be a Jewish conspiracy? How about you try to understand what the fuck something means before using it? Or better yet, how about you just fuck off and stop posting to pass the time until middle school starts again in August, newfag?

Apparently no robots can relate to this. Should've posted some race bait.

I have this kind of persona but I'm chronically malnourished from forgetting to eat and it keeps me weak and ineffectual when my rage actually goes off
Never done anything worse than giving someone a black eye or breaking a window

>>38599815
robots are peaceful you violent tard. we hate normies but we will never harm anyone

chin up champion there is anime to watch

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>>38599800
Fucking same. Why is life suffering?
I couldn't even post this without being muted.

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i know that feel bro youre not alone

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>>38599760
Pretty much me since I was 14...Fuck you.

>>38600224
so you skipped school and drank?

Well, you can go anywhere on the net for that, including this site, but I guess if I had to sum it all up...

I've learned that the most important factor in a person's life is how good and functional they are physically. I didn't want to face it, but sex is really so essential in life, and if you don't get it, you'll usually end up feeling very depressed and jealous. And still, maybe for some people, it's not so important, but for me... damn, I wanted it so bad. And now, later in life, I really want affection. It has just destroyed me now. But my main problem is that I'm physically sub-par, and I feel unlovable.

The other thing I blame is being born to my stupid ass parents, who chose to live in a stupid ass community (because they are stupid and can't deal with anything more). And I blame my time, which was just before the internet really took off, which would have helped me greatly. I think my life could have been different, if only circumstances had been different. But mostly, I think if a person has great biology, they can overcome any issues like this, and go on to live an accomplished and happy life, no matter where they were born. So that's the most important thing.

Because of the internet, I don't even believe kids today can have quite the same confusion as me, so I don't even think they even need me to give them advice. So, I just feel incredibly unlucky. (I'm 32 btw. ...And I post that so much, a few people probably hate me by now.)

(Thanks for asking, because I felt especially down today, because I've been trying to work on something for 8 months now, but I'm seriously afraid that I'll never do it...)

(Mainly I posted because maybe you'll be a therapist or something someday, if you aren't already, and this should help your perspective.)

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and a box of raisinets, please

Rent: Spyro the Dragon

Candy: No mom, let's just go over to the Kroger's next door and get twice as many packs of candy for the price of 1 here at Blockbuster.

shazam and twizzlers dfsa

Define objective.

The only true meaning to life as an organism is to reproduce. That's it.
>Be Born
>Reproduce
>Die

Prove that this statement is incorrect: Life is what you make of it.

btw my gf says hit her up as well if you're gonna kill me xDDD

>>38599747
>>38599769
you dead yet?

>>38599682

Thx senpai, getting real tiered of this life

>>38599674
There has to be something wrong about that kind of mindset right? It eventually leaves you unprepared for dealing with bad situations or something? I know there should be something psychologically wrong about that. You can't just live your life trying to love everyone.

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>>38599674
Warn her with peace and love, peace and love. If she doesn't stop that kind of behavior, she will be tossed. You are far too busy to deal with her. Peace and love. Peace and love.

>>38599674
"find the u s e in everything."

Kill her then kill yourself Norman

This doesn't make me not want a gf. I'm not gonna get a gf and then suddenly think I deserve more. You know how women are, if you wanted to you could cheat.

>>38599711
Firstbostbestbost
>Captcha: Extra FIRST

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>>38599624
>I am not a robot now
Nice job

>>38599624
This only works for 2-3 captchas, after that you gotta keep answering them.
Fuck the new capcha, legacy is so much easier.

>not having a 4chan pass

*smug anime face*

>>38599593
Not really. They do alot of shit that crosses the line.

>>38599593

I wanna support those tits with my hands

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>>38599593
who is this fellow based black anon

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Looks like Solomon from Gummo.

>>38599638
so Im kinda cute?

>>38599584
looks like someone beat me to it

>8" girth

That's literally a soda can. What the fuck?

How can you ever compete? No other dick will be enough for a girl after this guy is done with her.

>>38599578
It's in centimeters you dingus

>>38599814
Lmao I know this is bait but no it isn't

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let me contribute friendo.

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WOW,JUST WOW... these traps are so sexy im already hard hngggggg

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just look at that beautiful ass omg.

I'm trying to learn Latin.

I like solving coding/algorithm problems.

I sometimes try to draw, but I'm really bad at it. Likewise, I've tried keeping plants, but they all died.

>>38599583

I've thought about leaning Mandarin as it might open up a comfy job opportunity as a translator. I got a little ways with it but lost interest.

Wish my parents brought me up as bilingual. It's much easier for small children to pick up another language.

knitting and bird watching