>tfw barely 5"x4.5" on a good day It's just

>8" girth

That's literally a soda can. What the fuck?

How can you ever compete? No other dick will be enough for a girl after this guy is done with her.

>>38599578
It's in centimeters you dingus

>>38599814
Lmao I know this is bait but no it isn't

Both a 3 inch (8 cm) and an 8 inch girth are implausible. He probably just bunched up the measuring tape or let it go slack out of view of the camera.

t. forensic phallus analyst

>>38599931
Not impossible. He's got more measuring pics on reddit. Looks closer to 7.5" - 7.75" but still, that's still incredible thickness.

>>38600021
Boosh! Take that all the people who said it's impossible for me to have an 8 by 7 dick

>>38600021

Yea, where?

>>38600099
/u/Nahkbutwhy

>>38599719
it could be slack underneath his dick and the tape is not going straight around

>>38600132
The worst part is the fact that he mentions he's only 18.

My dick stopped growing completely at around 21. Now I'm 24 and it's still 5". I was an inch shorter when I was 18.

This guy is still in HIGH SCHOOL. He still has YEARS of potential growth. He might reach 9-10" in length and 8.5-9" in girth before his growth ends. Jesus fucking Christ just end my life.

>>38600398
>He still has YEARS of potential growth.
At 18? Not really. He's more than likely done.

>>38599578

Looks like something from dark souls.

>>38600491
>POTENTIAL growth
>nah fuck you he's done

Learn to read retard

>>38599578
Im 7x6 and pic related looks deformed the tip is really wierd

>>38600514
He doesn't have YEARS of potential growth though even if it isn't done growing.

>>38600514
>still growing past age 18
Sorry you got cucked by genetics pal, do you generally have low testosterone levels?

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>>38599719
If she's nice enough, she might let me pity fuck her.

And if that doesn't work... pic related

>>38600600
yeah of course you're okay with that, 5.5" girth is big.

>>38600839
no but it's objectively big, average girth is like 4.5". it's big, it's no problem at all. if i had a wife and she met you, you could easily steal her.

>>38600132
He says it's 8 inches long too, I don't think so

>>38600968
4.7", there's a lot of bigger guys out there, that's what makes me feel less of a man compared to everyone

4x4
can one get over it or will it make me sad all my life

>>38601067
it will make you sad all your life. that's just how women biologically work.

>>38601011
You need to be able to dissociate yourself from your body (parts). And if you're real hot shit, you'll be able to dissociate your body (and the rest of yourself) from aspects of yourself such as your gender.

>>38601088
:( , none of those magical things that make you bigger work, right?

>>38601092
but what's the point if women are still gonna see me as sexually inferior ? what's the point of deluding myself into happiness ? the real happiness, the only one happiness is women.

>>38601146
yes i'm sorry.

>>38599578
is penis envy an okay fetish?

5.8x5.25

Is it true I can wear magnums because of my girth? Something about diving your girth by 2.25 = condom width and 2.3 width is magnum tier according to size chart

>>38601416
Magnums are a marketing scam. They're more or less the same size as regular condoms just bigger head room.

>>38601288
The average person cannot do it because it's so difficult. Real happiness comes from within though, anon.