Hello. This is God. Post in this thread, die right this second.

btw my gf says hit her up as well if you're gonna kill me xDDD

>>38599747
>>38599769
you dead yet?

>>38599682

Thx senpai, getting real tiered of this life

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>>38599682
I fucking wish man.
If there's an afterlife, can you turn me into a lesbian?

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if this doesnt work, i'll kill myself out of disappointment

bring me the sweet release of death

too lazy to even delete my porn god

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>>38599682
me pleasesauce I just can't take it

>>38599682

Take me please
Oh take me laaawwwwd

>>38599682
pls dont lie, i wantt to die

sure whatever, go right ahead my man

I'm a piece of shit and deserve to die

>>38599682
mfw god is an animeposter baka.

>>38599682
Work god damnit!

Sure, do it.
hey, but no afterlife fuckery, give me oblivion

op (god) here everyone itt dead so far join in I will not be making this thread again

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Is this real Desu? I don't actually want to die, I'm just curious uwu

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>>38600652
Yep nothing happened! Phew, I got scared for a minute :p

You better deliver, nigger

sorry was afk should happen now

>>38600675
>>38600904
I mean you

finally! death

>>38599682
i-i'm not r-ready yet ><

>>38599682
You're not God

>>38601046
Joke's on you, you posted in God's thread and now you're dead.

>>38599682
REEEEEEEE NECK ME NOW PLZ

Oh sweet release of death, at last

There's no door into the mansion

>>38599682
You suck at this, God. Kill yourself.

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>>38599796
1 down. 25 to go.

Dad pls kill ne

>>38599867
This desu
Please deliver OP

>>38599682
But I don't want to die! Wait wha

cmon Opie put me six feet under

My friend bout to walk home to a corpse

Thanks man appreciate it alot. Kill me senpai

>>38599682
Yes lemme be a lesbian with huge badonkahonkarknebinos

>>38599867
this please but pls make me at least average.

I'm ready, my Lord.

Alright. I hope so. Hope heaven is fun.

pls give death lord

K time to go. Sweet rest awaits me

god isn't an anime poster you liar

>>38599682
Why did you make le negro
Drown me in spaghetti-os god

Works for me. Pls God make it happen.

>>38599682

I'd like it if it were painless, but I'll take whatever at this point

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>>38599682
Heyyyyoooooooo!!!!
I heard you were giving out death?

>>38599682
Kill me 5 seconds after I post this reply and I'll believe you

>>38601879
God isn't real, what a joke

>>38601859
No death?
What a scam. Not even an answer.
But if it is real can I make a request for what I get in the afterlife if there is one?

>>38599682
DELET ME
DELET ME NOW

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IM GONNA SMOKE LOADS OF WEED bought from Amazon, BioPurus weed

>>38599682
Tell me the exact date where I'll have lived half of my life god

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DO IT PUSSY! C'MON! DO IT!

>>38599682

>Iying on the internet

>>38599682
I can't promise you anything if you do it, except gratitude

please kill me

fuck

>>38599682
I kinda hope there's not an afterlife desu

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I'M GOING TO MARRY JOAN IN HEAVEN

>>38599682
What's up, God-sama?

at this point i don't really care, i have a lot of stuff to live for and my life isn't even bad but this would be so much easier

Thank you based god
Here's hoping for something better

>>38599682
I think trying to be an imposter god deems you a heretic

>>38599682
God, can you cure my autism?

>>38603191
Oh shit I'm still alive

>>38603202
God damn it God, I'm still her and I'm still autistic. You fucking liar.

i want death desu nyaaa~~~

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>>38603199
>tfw still alive
Why are we here? Just to suffer?

>>38603238
>>38603212
>>38601900
Turns out we did die, and this is just what Hell is.

>>38603320
So you're saying that construction crew outside isn't ever going to stop. Neat.

>>38603320
Oh don't be a retard

Kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me please kill me

if only just one fucking thing would work like it's supposed to

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I posted, did it happen yet?