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Let the man in. We need to devise a plan to get rid of these gay frogs at the source.

>>38610989
Welcome him in because i like alex jones

>>38610989
Okay.
>first, let the man in while attempting to calm him down
>offer him some loose-fitting clothing and ask him if he wants something to drink
>sit him down on the couch and listen to what he has to say
>if these gay frogs turn out to be a real threat, assist Alex in any way possible
>if they are not, offer Alex a place to sleep and a ride anywhere he needs to go (within town)
Is that good enough, OP?

>>38610873
https://youtu.be/DXP1KdZX4io

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>>38610873
From a show I've been watching lately
https://youtu.be/ijcTx6vBoJw

https://youtu.be/IA_ubhYgjAc

I'm just a little person.
One person in a sea.
Of many little people.
Who are not aware of me.
I do my little job.
And live my little life.
Eat my little meals.

Tonight at training. Adorable little girl and I taught her how to make a fist. Gotta be careful though because she's a real huggy and gets close type, and that's unprofessional

>tfw actively avoid the women at work

Uh anyways the last actual conversation I had with a female was a few months ago, we would talk for hours over the phone. Not anymore though.

>>38610839
High school. She actually liked me (and said so), but I was too much of an awkward, socially anxious loner to accept, so I avoided her and we grew apart and I don't talk to her anymore. She was really nice, but given that pretty much every 3D person pisses me off or disgusts me I'm not sure if what I did was wrong. Maybe I'm just going to be forever alone for the rest of my life, who knows.

Nowadays? No, I don't try.

This is true for any celebrity death these days

>>38610838
Suck my hole asshole

>>38610859
Is it nothing but virtue signalling? What is wrong with just admitting that you don't care for some celebrity?

>>38610834
Just let him fuck your butt anon

>Hey buddy

REEE FUCK YOU CHAD I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY

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>>38610834
>when chad treats you like a rival

>>38610792
Lack of a single defined topic of discussion, really. It eventually ends with people talking about themselves, and I'd reckon that most people on 4chan aren't models of mental health. That leads to the board getting a reputation for being miserable, and since misery loves company, more and more sad people flock here.

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>>38610792
>Okay, first time on /r9k/. Tell me something. How does the forced originality algorithm end in the reputation of this board? You know, the one where everyone is a socially awkward kissless permavirgin incel who whines all the time about girls being horrible. Help me understand.
No

>>38610887
she a qt3.14, got sauce on that one?

an aeroplane

>>38610760
Witness protection program, just ask at a police station

>>38610760
Funding is gonna be your biggest thing, do you have employable skills or anything? Risky move if not, don't wanna get stuck working minimum wage living in a 1 room apartment.

Get in there quick ladies. It's only a matter of time before he's off the market.

>>38610755
I don't want him to lose his virginity, it's what is keeping him pure

When a women finds his channel, and finds the lerfect man

I want all of my friends to be happy and I want to make as many friends as possible
but I still end up feeling lonely despite it

>>38610714
I hope you fucking die in the most painful way possible and I fucking hate all of you. Real people should go extinct.
Saged.

I suffer from language dylexia, often times I can't communicate properly unless it is through the web. I tried to talk, but sometimes I talk far too fast or I start slurring. Listening to people talk, joke, sometimes just goes over my head. This is basically the cause of my social anxiety. I wish there was some way to fix it.

>>38610641
Explain why im wrong. Protip: no way

Yea thats what I thought. Robots hate the truth

>>38610641
Okay, that makes sense.

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>>38610539
If that scars it'll only help him desu, he just has the face for it.

>>38610539
Did he end up getting stitches?

>>38610616
I heard he died. Just another day in America.

Medication and therapy. There are no cheat codes, Anon. You need professional help. Or Jesus. Take your pick.

Look up CBT skills bro

>>38610468
Get a job. You'll be too occupied to self hate during work, and too tired to do it after.

What the hell is that (original btw)

>>38610499
It's looks like peanuts

i really dont understand the attraction of the sweet/salty thing.
give me sweet or salty, why is my food trying to multiclass?

>>38610434
Your dad is right, Americans have no clue of how easy they have baka

>>38610562
What does being white and male have to do with it though

Your dad has been brainwashed by the lefty faggots that control the world.
Cut off all contact with him

>>38610428
>how depressed you are
>how much you want to get laid
>things you regret
>bad things happening in your life
>are traps gay

>>38610428
> feels and other abstract concepts mostly.

>>38610428
/r9k/
>Trap threads that will make you vomit
>Random picks of dicks
>Depressed people contemplating suicide
>Greentexts