This guy shows up at 3:00 AM at your house blithering about gay

Let the man in. We need to devise a plan to get rid of these gay frogs at the source.

>>38610989
Welcome him in because i like alex jones

>>38610989
Okay.
>first, let the man in while attempting to calm him down
>offer him some loose-fitting clothing and ask him if he wants something to drink
>sit him down on the couch and listen to what he has to say
>if these gay frogs turn out to be a real threat, assist Alex in any way possible
>if they are not, offer Alex a place to sleep and a ride anywhere he needs to go (within town)
Is that good enough, OP?

>>38610989
Invite him in for a drink because he seems like a fun drunk.

>>38610989
Let him in. I want to know what the fuck Alex Jones wants with a black dude in England.

>>38611077
You are a nice dude

>>38610989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPTrIK0i7b4

>>38610989
Let him in so I can be a real human bean with him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdEINFmMn4M

>>38610989
I actually had a dream last night that had Alex Jones and Max Keiser in it.