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>>38618437
I know this feel anon, don't worry ill be your friend and we can take turns being the girl.

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>>38618437
Is this pic you, OP?

Won't tell you that everything will be "alright", the only thing you can do is change yourself if you want friends/GF. The current you could probably get some weird chick to fuck you, but sticking your dick in crazy isn't much of a solution.

Improve yourself little by little, everything and anything can can be considered "weird/abnormal" needs to be removed from your life (you can do it on your own time/whilst you're alone).

Overall, don't be a creepy shit.

>>38618522
Everything and anything that could be considered weird/abnormal*

My grammar got a little fucked there.

add me ginsengtea ill play in a week im on a trip rn

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>>38618588
I said NOW

>>38618621
just add me i can always use osu pals, please?

>>38618376
Because Normies don't understand how people can enjoy their own company and trying to distract yourself. they actually need a monkey to dance in front of them in order to be entertained. a day alone for them is like the worst day ever.

>>38618544

Yeah thats why a lot of people cant handle the NEET life.

>>38618376
I want to socialize but suspect major embarassment based on past experience and an objective look at the mirror while talking. I tend to talk more to people I trust.

She sounds like a cunt that will divorce your ass honestly.

>>38618383
I won't get married to her?

>>38618349
i dont have experience but i've read that one thing you can do is be more controlling in non sexual ways
the stated example was that if you take her to a restaurant then you order her food for her

>>38618344
OP here, i thought this might spark some nostalgia in some of you

its a guilty pleasure of mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2BRGQ-vJ6o

>>38618344
Bumpng to share a good song, perhaps not a feel good one strictly but i get enjoyment out of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qY-gWF9AF8

>>38618344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyxOXjZHl9U

bumping one last time

hopefully someone found something feeling good

>>38618288
Stick your finger up your nose and far as you can every single day. Then come back to this board and tell me if you orgasm from it.

What do you think ?
Of course not, it's called masochism for a reason.

>>38618288
Yes, it's not for everyone though however but I can say from experience it feels really good but a little scary the first few times.

>>38618280
what country anonn?

>>38618280
Maybe people could tell it was fake/looked good to be true. Unless you have really good looks, tinder is just complete shit. For me texting game only has like a 5% efficiency rate. For some reason though, when I actually talk, whether in person or over the phone my chances rise exponentially because of how easy it is to show personality and act like a normie.

>>38618514
>texting game

didnt you see the infogram where a chad straight up asks to fuck women and they accept. This PUA texting bullshit dont work on tinder. its's 100% about looks

Will I have another chance?

>>38618270
Is god a robot

>>38618291
If i have dubs you won't

It is an extension of irl bullying.
>dude if your being bullied at school stop going to school

>>38618218
>Don't go on any social media
>Problem solved
>>38618242
>>dude if your being bullied at school stop going to school

Shit example, school is vital for your future success, social media isn't

>>38618218
because then you've lost, It's defeat, it's weakness. Also your never aloud back on.

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Milfs are all over the place. Have fun!

>>38618215
Get a young gf and keep her until she is a mommy

>>38618263
Shut up hanz

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I like the track, very relaxing.
Realized today that it'd been a while since I sketched so I tried to fill a page up with caricatures from memory alone.

>>38618213

I paint miniature figures, do 3D animation and am doing a first draft of a novel.

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Normally I draw ahegao but this one scribble is better than anything else I've done

Got together with an Indian girl. Immigrants so her family is very traditional, and some of her relatives demanded to be witness to us consummating the wedding night.

>>38618195
Did they also ask you about your Visual Basic and MS Office skills?

>>38618146
its like this thread was made for me.

get ready for some nuclear autism

>be me
>training to be a lifeguard
>at the diving well
>doing exercises where we wait at the bottom of a 16 ft deep well of water and another lifeguard comes down an "saves" us
>i get paired with this really cute lady
>she steps out of the pool with droplets of water dripping of her bouncing chest.
>she runs her fingers through her hair
>walks towards me
"alright lets do this" she says
>she smiles
>she descends to the bottom of the pool
>Suddenly realize that If i fuck this up not only would she not like me anymore but she could fucking die at the bottom of the pool.
>instantly nervous
cont if anyones interested

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no, I don't want you eating for another week

This is like the only good thread up right now, and you're just being a faggot

>>38618119
Only meat, fruit, and vegetables

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>>38618112
>not wanting to go to japan and date a 13 year old qt3.14 trap

why do you keep fucking up senpai?

>>38618325
pedophiles are looked down upon in japan just as much as here. School girls will carry buzzers and you're not allowed anywhere near schools or children with a camera or the police will fuck your shit up and you'll be deported and be banned from japan.

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>>38618325
This is what a white pig actually believe

>>38617996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbbtmskCRUY

only got 30 second thru urs op

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>>38617996
>tfw no qt to enjoy this with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97XFWOqU7X4
It rained today. Was great.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWHaG_uCvEA

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