How do I fucking get a mommy gf?

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Milfs are all over the place. Have fun!

>>38618215
Get a young gf and keep her until she is a mommy

>>38618263
Shut up hanz

>>38618263
joke's on you i already have bad luck with girls and mental illness

You have a mom? Make her your gf. Easiest method imo

>>38618263
shut up hanz
>>38618215
Women over 35 who are still single are usually a little crazy. Learn to put up with the crazy and you're in.

>>38618263
If i do post it, will I have good luck with girls and no mental illness? If so, then SHUT UP HANS

>>38618263

oh shut up hanz

>>38618263
shut up hanz

>origami

>>38618263
shut up hanz, fucking fagot

>>38618263
But I just met one, anyway, shut up hanz

>>38618263
Shut up Hanz, I don't need any worse luck.

>>38618263
Shut up Hanz you loser

>>38618263
shut up hanz you fuck

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>>38618215
What specifically is a "mommy gf" and what specifically would one do?

I'd like a sweet, nurturing wife, but Idk about this "mommy" stuff.

>>38618263
shut up hanz

original origanto
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>>38618263
shut up hanz
and fuck you OP

>>38618263
SHUT UP HANZ
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>>38618263
Shut up hanzzz REEEEEE

>>38618263
Shut up hanz origigigigigi comment

>>38618263
Shut up hanz

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Do mommy gfs like sticcbois?

>>38618263
SHUT THE FUCK UP HANZ

>>38618263
i already have both of those things

>>38618263
SHUT UP HANZ in the most original of all possible ways that is not in any way not original ok yes

>>38618263
shut up hanz you absolute fag

>>38618263
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>>38618263
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>>38618215
I had a mommy gf for 2 years. She broke up with me 2 weeks ago because she didn't think we had a future. She is 41 and I'm 23. I loved her

>obscure feel feels really bad man

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>>38618263
SHUT UP HANZ
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

>>38618263
SHUT UP HANZ


indudabilititiiible indulgebemer

>no virgin Christmas Cake gf
>starved for attention but way too socially awkward to speak to anyone
>orders groceries online to avoid talking
>no gf that is innocent and fairly childish despite being over a decade your senior
>you will never make her feel young and pretty
>you will never pump her full of babies that will be closer to your age than you are to hers
give me a mommygf or i will riot.

>>38618263
SHUT UP HANZ originalallala

SHUT UP HANZ YOU FAG

>>38618263
Shut up Hanz I don't need your shit right now

>>38618263
please shut up hanz

>>38618263
shut uo hanz

Shut it up Hanz

>>38618263
Pupper protects me!

>>38618263
SHUT UP HANZ

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>>38618263
SHUT UP HANZ

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>>38618263
SHUT UP HANZ **originalianillididdlio**

>>38618263
>Milfs are all over the place. Have fun!
Shut up hanz