What is the most awkward thing you have ever done?
Got together with an Indian girl. Immigrants so her family is very traditional, and some of her relatives demanded to be witness to us consummating the wedding night.
>>38618195
Did they also ask you about your Visual Basic and MS Office skills?
>>38618146
its like this thread was made for me.
get ready for some nuclear autism
>be me
>training to be a lifeguard
>at the diving well
>doing exercises where we wait at the bottom of a 16 ft deep well of water and another lifeguard comes down an "saves" us
>i get paired with this really cute lady
>she steps out of the pool with droplets of water dripping of her bouncing chest.
>she runs her fingers through her hair
>walks towards me
"alright lets do this" she says
>she smiles
>she descends to the bottom of the pool
>Suddenly realize that If i fuck this up not only would she not like me anymore but she could fucking die at the bottom of the pool.
>instantly nervous
cont if anyones interested
>>38619822
You've yet to get to the awkward part, continue I guess
>>38618195
Hindu? Were both of you born here in the west or was she a foreign bride? How did it go, did you let them watch?
>>38619822
Please continue, this is of interest to me
Originterest
>>38619936
They are Hindu, yes. I'm white but she and her family immigrated when she was very young. As the thread may hint, it was the most awkward thing I've ever done. Didn't really get a choice, they insisted on watching.
>>38620239
Where you guys under the blanket or fully visible for them to watch everything?
>>38618146
>out in the streets
>first time in years actually
>nervous as all heavens
>spot familiar face in the distance
>looks like an old friend of mine
>he was backwards so i was unsure
>brilliant idea comes up
>"i'm gonna run up and slap the fuck out of the back of his head toshow how carefree and cool i've become since we last saw each other"
>runs at mach 5 and slaps him
>shit was so loud that even the pigeons took off
>he looks back
>it's just some random guy
>got away by just saying sorry and laughing it off
>>38620427
Under a blanket mostly but they were still there watching.
>>38619822
continue please anon i wanna see how this plays out
>>38618146
Hit a girl that was trying to hug me. She started crying after I hit her.
That was back in 6th grade.
>>38619822
>dive underwater
>wrap my body around her
>kick my legs to propel us upward
reach the surface
>help her out of the pool
"great job anon"
>as soon as i open my mouth a clap of thunder rumbles.
>power goes out
>emergency lights come on
>we all have to immediately evacuate to the bathroom bcause its a pool
>sitting in the bathroom with the other lifeguards
>shes talking to the other lifguards
>have no one to talk to so i pull out my phone and pretend to be on it.
>realize my phone is dead
>the other lifeguards see
>realize I have my cable and wall block to charge my phone
>sweet, now at lease ill have something to do.
>plug it in the wall
>nothing happens
>unplug it
>plug it back in
>nothing happens.
>unplug i-
"hey, you know the powers, out the outlets dont work when that happens."
>stomach drops
>realize I probably look like an actual retarded person plugging and unplugging my phone in vain during a huge thunderstorm.
>all of these people including this qt honestly think that I dont understand the concept of the power going out.
>theyre still looking at me like a fucking alien
>place my phone in my pocket
>leave
>sit outside in the rain
>quit the next day.
>>38620436
fucking kek
>>38620872
I can imagine myself doing that easily
>>38620872
Happens to me all the time. Don't get yourself too concerned about it.
>>38620872
you are like a little child watch this
>be at party playing cards
>suddenly friend drag me to the living room telling me that one of our female friend wants to hook up with me
>get me to the room
>deadsilence.jpg
>call bullshit on him
>turn 360 and walk out of the room
>next morning all my friends call me a fegget
>ask why
>turns out it was true about the girl
>say i dont care
>actually do
You are all on a bunch of babbys first embarassment shit
>be on 6h drive on bus to the beach
>30min in a Q T patooT deliberately sits next to me
>I'm listening to something emo
>She tries to check out my ipod
>I hide it
>battery dies out after a while
>She's in a conversation with some old lady
"I'd really like to talk to him, he seems cute but he's listening to music and I can't just barge in heehee"
>my shirt is a different color from sweating
>I pretend I'm sleeping for the rest of the trip
When I see her outside, she's talking to some other guy, giving me weird looks. She was fucking dreamy.
>>38620436
>See timid friend on barren subway station at night thisistoogood.png
>He's listening to music, perfect
>I creep real slowly towards him not making a sound
>Start thinking what kind of a grip I'll do on him so he doesn't hurt or see me
>I'm just behind him as he's turning
>I follow his move
>end up behind him again
>he hasn't seen me yet
>I'm getting ready to pounce
>I'm within hands reach
>He quickly turns around and looks nothing like anyone I have ever seen
>We stare eachother in the eyes, no one breathes or says anything
>I walk away while we maintain eye contact
>>38620239
>>38618195
>Doesn't greentext his obvious lie
Got my fat ass stuck in s chair while the whole school laughed at me
99% of my awkward experiences come from me being in the top 5-10% body wise but suffering from very low social skills or even slight Asperger's. E.g from today:
>University
>get lunch
>walk back to my office
>meet an acquaintance in the foyer
>we talk for a bit and meet some other people
>there are a few tables where younger students are studying
>one table consists of 5 or 6 qts, must be pharmacists or something
>accidentally make eye contact with one
>look away but realize she talks to her girls
>all of them look in my direction
>instantly say goodbye to the group I've been talking to and walk away
>mfw
>>38618146
live.
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