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It's my birthday, Anons. Hopefully things will change for the better this time.
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>>38645169
Happy birthday, anon. I hope you have a nice, wholesome day. :)
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>>38645169
Happy birthday anon! How old are you?Has anyone noticed birthday hats look like wizard hats? Really activates my almonds.
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gas everyone
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Well I took my friend's advice and asked a girl for her number. She gave it to me. Then the next day I asked her if she wanted to hang out. She didn't recognize the number because she said she's met a lot of people this week. When I clarified who it was, she didn't respond. Obviously due to lack of interest. I literally knew that would happen.
I'm not even fucking exaggerating. I KNEW it would happen. Why? Because it always does.
Fuck it. This has happened too many times... I'm giving up
Fucking hell, man, I can't take this anymore. I don't WANT to give up, but it seems hopeless. I just can't do it. I cannot attract any female no matter HOW HARD I TRY.
So I'm not gonna try at all. Because I'm sick of women. I'm sick of dealing with their bullshit. No matter what I do, they all seem to be utterly repulsed by the thought of going out with me. ALL OF THEM.
What did I do to deserve this? I didn't do ANYTHING to deserve this kind of constant rejection. I don't know what I do to make them so ridiculously repulsed by me. THIS is why I'm afraid to talk to them. Because of the constant fear I live in of getting rejected. I am genuinely afraid of approaching women because the pain of rejection is so bad that I'm not sure I could take it again. I just can't.
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>>38645163
And before you fucking chads start with your dumb bullshit. I made sure to shower 3 times that day and hit the 'gym bruh'. So shut the fuck up with your stupid ass advice.
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>>38645163
Rejection is just a part of dating, anon. You're better off picking up the pieces and moving on instead of blogposting
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>>38645163
You haven't gym long enough
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/Civ/ilization: /r9k/ "Aint that a kick in the head" edition 2017-07-26 10:09:58 Post No.38645005
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DD_NCM_RJs
>Last Thread:
http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/38616741/
>After rowing north for countless of hours, the crew of the small raft has finally found land!
>but the land is occupied by a fuck ton of people
>and ready to fuck you and your crew over
>To the north there is a small normie settlement, they're peaceful, the population is composed mostly of normies and chads
>To the east there is the Lucky 38, with Mr House as it's manager, it's not exacly clear how the Lucky 38 ended in the island, but one thing it's sure, he wants power, a lot of power, he has "allied" with a small normie settlement so they can protect his tower in exchange for technology
>in the small island south from the Normie settlement is the Trap Nation, the population is made entirely of Traps, they're kinda harmless, but there is a rumor that they want to turn everyone gay
>to the south there is the Byzantine Empire, they're probably the most dangerous of all, with a full army ready to expand their lands (and your asshole)
>Even numbers decide any events that happen, dubs and trips also count too, endgame events may happen after the 120 poster count
>right now we should decide where to make a settlement.....
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We send a spy to the bizantine empire.
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>After sending one of your men to the Byzantine empire, he blends in the people, now we have a spy!
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>>38645005
We send a a few into trap lands, and other half to normie lands, while we think our next step.
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College is starting again in a month or so.
Are you prepared?
What do you plan to do this semester?
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>Are you prepared?
what does prepared even mean
Academically prepared? Sure. Mentally prepared? I wasn't when I started college and I still aren't now.
>What do you plan to do this semester?
Same shit I did the last 4
just lay around in bed posting on r9k watching anime
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>>38644961
Quarter system for me, I feel pretty prepared. Starting my second year, just need two more classes to declare my major, they aren't that hard either. My hardest waslast quarter, I'm comp sci.
I plan on just doing what I was before. I am very much motivated and interested in my field, so no troue academically.
I've been also keeping my eye on the previously learned material so I'm always refreshed and current, not rusty on much.
I just hate the math though, linear algebra sucks atm desu
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>>38645010
>what does prepared even mean
both of those things
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How can i get prime teen pussy? 2017-07-26 10:06:44 Post No.38644949
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How can i get prime teen pussy?
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24 and never had the chance to taste it and i cannot cope with the fact i missed one of the best things in life.
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>>38644949
TAKE the pussy.
That is what I did.
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>>38644949
Normie/ Chad passing through that was planning on making an antagonising thread. At the age of 24 you're probably in the best position ever to bang girls between the ages of 14-21. You just need to fulfil some of the basic criteria:
>Have a job/ be studying/ able to lie about having a job or studying
>Enough money to buy alcohol
>Not look like absolute garbage
>A bedroom to yourself
Essentially just hit on cute teens in public places and impress them simply by being somewhere between an approachable former teen and young adult doing cool/ hip young adult things. Basically you are selling them a taste of what its like to be in your 20s in a Hollywood movie.
Places to meet prime pussy:
>Shopping centres
>Lakes where people go swimming
>Parks
>Public transport
>Teen clubs where they also let in older creeps such as you and me
Give me some more detail on you and I'll walk you through it.
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>>38645350
That sounds pretty cool but what do you mean by teen clubs, night clubs and stuff?
Not sure things like that exist where i live.
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Say something nice about him.
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It's his 28th birthday.
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>>38644905
he killed some normies so he's a god in my book
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>>38644905
if you don't have an abnormally shaped head, you cannot be a robot. this guy was obviously a failed chad
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>>38644905
He made the grinch in a ski mask incident happen which will never not be funny.
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>be me
>go to gym
>just arrive at a machine and this guy walks up to me
>"you almost done with that bruh"
>clearly saw me just get on
>"I got like 6 sets"
>pumps his triceps eyes looking at me every 10 seconds
>finish up quick because I can feel his gaze
>comes by again
>waiting for me to finish
>tell him 1 more set
>"Ah fuck me"
>steams off
>walk away
>dude is pointing and yelling
>can't hear him
>take headphones off
>"take the weights off"
>everyone in the gym is looking at us
>I walk away and scoff the guy angrily takes the weights off
>talk to a guy next to me
>"can you believe that guy"
>"Well you have to take the weights off after you're done but it's ok you're not the first one"
>and then the guy walks off and turns out it's his workout buddy
>literally no one takes their weights off after
This roid monkey was quite big and if he wasn't I would've shown my power level. What the fuck is wrong with these people. I mind my own business and talk to no one in the gym. Some guy walks up to me and says it's ok don't worry a bout it later. Blog over.
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>>38644893
He was trying to stick his dick in your butt.
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>"What the fuck is wrong with these people."
They're normies, anon. They need to be killed in a nuclear holocaust.
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>>38644893
This is why I work out at home.
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You really think you can break us? US?
We who are united in our lack of female contact. WE, who are UNITED in our revulsion of the female race. WE, who endure mockery for our repulsiveness on a DAILY BASIS. WE know the pain of being scorned by woman when opening doors for them, taking them out for dinner. WE, who get stared at on the subway. WE who can only masturbate to girls that Chads and other normies get to fuck on a daily basis. We are CONDEMNED to a life of constant misery and torment caused by our deprivation of human contact, and you think you can break us?
Pathetic.
Your "memes" and "insults" only strenghten us. We will ENDURE your taunts and jabs, because THROUGH OUR MISERY, WE ARE STRONG
OUR PAIN LEADS TO STRENGTH
and honestly? It disgusts me that you would pick on someone as downtrodden as an incel. We incels endure pain and suffering you normies couldn't IMAGINE. So think of that next time you screenshot our posts and make mean comments.
That will be all, normie scum. Excuse me, I have to go home and scrub the filth off my skin that accumulated when I conversed with you normie filth.
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You can't break what's already broken, you merely grind the pieces into a finer powder.
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>>38644767
the joke is that "US" ceases for you at the precise instant a girl smiles at you
your hatred reveals this fact
you can only hate what pains you deeply and your throbbing need for a girl consumes you
do you really suppose that when this pain is lifted, you will be resolute with your "comrades" in suffering?
as the normans say, "L" "O" "L"
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>>38644767
Cringe af, kill yourself. Also friendly reminder that normie>robot
I WAS WRITING A GREENTEXT AND MY CONNECTION TIMED OUT SO I HAD TO REFRESH THE PAGE AND WHEN I DID IT WAS GONE ALL GONE FUCK THIS FUCK MY LIFE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCKASS
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>not using Lazarus or something similar to save everything you type
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>>38644776
what is that Anon? is it a keylogger?
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>>38644761
Originally epic bro!!!!
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How do i find interests? ive lost interest in anime and am too poor to afford any vidya. im also too stupid to do anything related to computers or math. i dont do anything except make shitty thread simulators and watch yt videos. im thinking of just becoming a robot
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>>38644703
You're the guy that makes those shitty videos? Stop it, they attract noramlfags. Also, you are already on your way to becoming robot, if not already one.
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>>38645326
no they're small ones, mostly do them on /b and not here
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Have you heard about the pirate bay?
Post your room, don't be shy anon. Comfy thread about our comfy place. Rate each others
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Very mature room. I dig the hardwood floors. I'm a fan of the duvet cover too. I can never find good ones that are cheap.
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Look how comfy my room is guys
I'm mentally ill
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>>38645455
Imagine how better you will feel if you cleaned it all up. even if it returned to that state in less than 5 hours.
My favorite thing to do while being a NEET was cleaning my horridly messy room and jack off
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>its another "fell out with all my online friends and too lazy to make more" episode
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nobody right now wants new online friends
everyone locked in
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>>38644692
>having such low social value to actually believe this
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>>38644588
Wanna be my online friend?
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Is she right? Is Trump being transphobic?
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>>38644582
((("she"))) He is not correct.
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>>38644582
>Is Trump being transphobic?
No, but he should
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Who cares if he is? He's doing the lords work
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Where the hell do I find a woman like this? What's this body type even called btw
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that body type is called "woman who isn't afraid to do resistance training and isn't afraid to eat" body.
that's what women would look like if they picked up an object every once in a while and didn't starve themselves at the same time.
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>>38644564
That's easy, be a swimmer since age 5 and hire a professional trainer until you make your way up to national and eventually international levels of swimming competitions. Next, try out for the Olympic team of whatever country you live in, and wait until the next major summer Olympics. From there, just go up to anyone on the Woman's team.
Word of advice though, they'll probably still be out of you league.
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She like Amazon thick with nice thighs
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Who else/Rich robot/ here?
>can spend as much as I want on vidya.
>just built a 4,000 dollar gaming pc.
>fuck a hot high end prostitute once a week.
>don't have to chase roasties.
>zero no gf feels.
>when roasties talk to me I just ignore them.
>live alone in a 3,000 square foot home that I bought in cash.
>drive Porsche 911.
I'm 26, zero debt, and have a 1.6 million dollar networth. Why aren't you rich yet, robots?
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>>38644534
>1.6 million dollar networth
so you aren't rich...
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>>38644549
>top %1 net worth for my age.
>not rich.
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How'd you earn it?
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