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>>38669558

just think, they could have hit and killed you. I know some of you want to die, but I'd rather not die at the hands of some dumb drunk bitch roasty.

Whaddafug. First the russkies livestreaming themselves crashing and dying, then the mexican killing her sister in the same way, now this?

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>>38669558
I honestly feel zero sympathy for them. i don't even really hate women, but these bitches were so fucking stupid the only acceptable outcome is a deadly car crash.

>not averting your gaze and pulling your fedora over your face as they pass by

Psssh

>>38669543
i don't wear a fedora

>muted for this

nice... someone said this before....

>>38669500
Fuck you for inconveniencing everyone else

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>>38669478
>mfw playing a flash game where you sexually train hermione

not turned my playstation on for about 2 weeks
just feel dead inside

>>38669521
>tfw you know what this is called and many games of it's genre

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I WANT TOOOOOOOO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE THIS EXISTENCE KILL ME GOOOOOD

>>38669423
lmao but if u r dead how will u have a general???? don't do it brahs bee urself !!

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>>38669423
bamp
water, or rope lads?

>>38669406
I'll probably be joining you. What's going on in your life?

what led you to this?

are you worried about going to hell ( eternity )not saying you will but when i think about killing myslef thats the only reason i dont

>>38669377
eh fuck them, they sound like a bunch of idiots anyways.

>>38669377
you're right. don't become a blue collar alcoholic. it only leads to depression

>whatsapp group with some friends
>all normies
>constant spam of reddit/9gag memes, stoners bullshits and instagram whores pics

>>38669342
talent is a meme, everything is learned through practice and repetition and studying.

You just have to pick something that you enjoy doing, and the fact that you enjoy it is good enough to carry you through the boring practice bits.

>>38669752
>talent is a meme
As stupid as saying ugly incels can compete with Chad's naturally superior genetics as long as they shower and have good personalities.

>>38669752
well I recently started trying out freediving and it's pretty cool but I still suck at it.
I've spendt about $400 on gear already so it better be something worth doing

If I had a big dick, I would exclusively fuck black women

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can white women ever compete? spoilers: the answer is no

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Black women are surely the dankest meme of all

>Able to have a wife.
I'm 32 and I can tell you that you're full of shit. I've been working for 10 years, read so many help guides, and nothing still a khv. Also, get out normlefag.

>>38669267
I'm just pretending to be depressed, bro.
My gorgeous wife of 10 years and three beautiful children all send you and yours their regards.

>>38669267
Success is a competition. Only so much can go around in an unequal society with limited resources. Everything you achieve is a denial of what someone else can. Congratulations on destroying the contenders of whom you're apparently now trying to encourage. You think literally everybody can have a good job? They wouldn't be good if that were the case.

depraved*

ape

Any one that involves food up my ass and eating it later

I have actually never masturbated but I pretend to have masturbated to the most ridiculous fetishes as a way of normalizing them, in a furtive plan to destabilize society.

>>38669235
fuck that bitch. who cares if you were whispering and headbanging?

let her upload it and link it so we can enjoy your autistry.


embrace your errors.

>>38669235
>Giving a FUCKING SHIT anymore

>>38669219
shut up, you teenage faggot

>>38669219
How bout not killing yourself pussy

Nitrogen hypoxia. Not only is it painless, but you get a high. This has been proven.

But I know you won't do it anyway because you're just an edgy teenage faggot. Pussy.

>>38669212

I disagreed with his burger king mac cheetos (now discontinued), they were not that cheesy, he made it out to be very cheesy, and it took him eating and chewing for a few minutes to come to that conclusion

>>38669212
>pizza
>bones

How does this happen? Also are there any more pics of reviewbrah and his doggo?

>>38669988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud1JXqGWPvU

>>38669211
Maybe. I think a lot of hate does come from people who have little knowledge on what they hate and only think of the few instances they came into contact with it

>>38669211
the more you know about something the more you hate it

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Yes. I believe anger is caused by misunderstanding. An event occurs that makes someone angry, yet they don't know what lead that event to occur. You can assume what made it so, you may even see it all happen right in person, but we know what occurs locally is affected by nonlocal events too. In short just try to be empathetic. Use your energy on something else besides frustration.

>blacksmithing
No
>metal casting
No
>chemical engineering
A few times
>antique textbook collecting
They'll think they're interested at first, but get bored the same day
>chronic masturbation
Once
>bowfishing invasive species
No
>automotive restoration
Just hamplanets and lesbians

>>38669162

Wow

Only the BBC can please this goddess

>>38669162
Archery and judo
Maybe my love for outdoor camping and building random mounds and dolmens in the countryside