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Alright lads, I've never had a gf and pretty much no girl ever showed interest in me, but turns it there's a girl on work that likes me, problem is, she's 3/10 at best, should I give it a chance or just stay a virgin and not lower my standards?
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>>38683964
Does she have a good personality?
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What is the harm in giving it a chance? Also if you don't you can never claim to be a robot.
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how can you possibly have standards if no one has ever bothered showing interest in you?
why do you even care? what, other peoples opinions? if it makes you happy, give it a try you fuck don't squander chances most of us never get

Did you remember to take your meds today?
Don't skip out on those girl pills. Chad isn't going to want you without them.
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I don't want chad. I want smelly neet dick.
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>>38683961
Chad-light here, where do I get one of these Girly NEETs?
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>>38684131
I support you in your quest for smegma.
Good luck, anon.

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what's the psychology behind liking this kind of men ? i'm a guy too btw.
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>>38683900
>what's the psychology behind liking this kind of men

Faggotry
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>>38683900
>psychology

protection and daddy issues.
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>>38683930
okay it makes sense now

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I heard you fucks never leave your rooms. Post a pic of your food stash that keeps you alive while in isolation.
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>>38683895
is that all you eat?
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>>38683895
how fat are you?
originally fatty
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>>38683895
your insides are probably screaming at you

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Is there actually any "gay" robots that don't constantly pretend to be an anime girl and erp with random people 24/7??? I find it really weird how "gay" robots only post pictures of women and trannies. I also find it pretty strange how they all only ever want femboys/cuteboys/and traps trannies. Whats even more laughable is when you add someone and they find out you're a guy they instantly drop you/ ghost you. You're not gay you're just a degenerate fetishist chaser.Stop calling yourself gay if you're not actually attracted to guys. You're bicurious or bisexual at most.
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I am trans-lesbian,if that counts.
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>>38683867
I mean, I don't pretend to be an anime girl, I have never ERPd, I don't post pics of trannies or womyns, I want muscly chad to fuck my throat, and I don't talk to enough people to drop or ghost anyone.

Am I gay yet?
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>>38683922
transbians is a whole 'nother can of worms.

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Is that what goes on in womens changerooms, femanons?
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>>38683839
God I hope so anon i rly do
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>>38683839
Like locker rooms? In my school we didn't have showers so everyone would just change
There was no kissing (barring the "gay" girls) or touching each other's boobs like in porn, the most would be quick comments on bras
Also, most everyone's wearing sports bras, and that lessens the "sexy" factor by a lot I'd imagine
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>>38683839
good lord remy is perfect. i need sauce mane

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how do I quit fapping -_- I wanna do nofap but I fap everyday >_> I cant stop fapping help
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The action is healthy. Just don't overdo it. n_n
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>>38683813
I'm in the same boat.
It's an original boat.
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Just no fap dude

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Any guitar anons here? What have you been learning? Pic related is my Tele.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSKyN3lG2bE
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>>38683737
>squier
Nice beginner's guitar, poorfag
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At the electric guitar, some meshuggah songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDeZgVR5y2Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JpvfKUM6Hs


At the acoustic guitar, some Rodrigo Y Gabriela songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRSOfQRHu7o

pic is my guitar

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FEM-Anon, we all know that plenty of guys make fake Chad profiles on Tinder so they can fuck with the Stacys and see what the Alpha population is up to. Do you Fem-Anons make fake Stacy profiles to talk to the Chads ? Is anybody on Tinder a real person ?!
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>>38683736
Why would you make a fake profile. It kinda defeats the purpose of Tinder.
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>>38683736
wew, you found out the truth.
time to make the first honest profile and get all the girls
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There's tons of posts of people who make a fake profile to be super mean to whoever they never intend on meeting. This has probably been around since the dawn of the dating app.

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>be black bot
>come home from work
> see sister
>she's chilling watching TV
> mom's bitching at me
>dad not home
>go for a drive to the gas station near by
>see dad's car parked at a house I've never seen
>knock on door
>weird shit ropes and chains and shit like dominatrix stuff
>hear male groans
>hear word nigger from a white man
>walk in
>dad must be gay
>see door to the other room...
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur
https://youtu.be/zYKupOsaJmk
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>>38683726
hahahahahahha xD oh man make sure to include me when this amazing memetext gets posted to reddit. genuinly thought your dad was a nigger faggot ohweee
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>>38683726
I LOVE NEW R9K JUST LIKE /BEE/ IM HOME LADS
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>>38683726
mein sides
like at r9k is now against being fucked by niggers now it wants to fuck them

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How do you approach girls? Everyone says, "just start a conversation!"
Where, when? Nobody wants a stranger to talk to them at the book store or the coffee shop.
Bottom line is, if you don't already know a girl, or are in a group with girls, you'll never find a gf.
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>>38683680
the approach random girls thing only works at music festivals where everyone is drunk/high and dont care. for everyday life your best hope is to have a group of friends that has girls in it.
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>>38683713
I'm 3k miles away from the only friend I have, and I hate being drunk and I don't use drugs. Life looks bleak
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>>38683680
let one of them see u doing something cool they might approach u

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>21
>mommy cuts my hair
>had one haircut at a barber but that was 10 years ago
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>turning 26 next week
>kissless handless hugless virgin
Is there really anything to prove by this point?
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>>38683731
I lost my virginity 6 months into my 26.
There's always hope anon!
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>>38683760
Yeah.
Hope.

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>he says he's an ""introvert""
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T..Thanks you t..too
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>he says he dont like talking to people
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>he says he's an extrovert
>actually sucks at social interactions and is anxious as fuck
Yeah, nobody like that guy.

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What has /r9k/ become, remember when this had robots? Yeah well now this board consists of:
>>38681127
>>38678040
>>38682198
>>38683435

I have lost all hope on this board, now it consists of normie and chad and roastie fucking shite GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38683521
naww, is the wittle virgin mad that his safe space is being invaded by the "big bad normies". naww, paw boy. aren't you just a fragile little thing. naww
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>>38683546
get the fuck outa here and go follow your facebook friends and lick you fat ugly gf's pussy you fucking normie
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>>38683571
nah, i think i'll stay. contrary to what most of you think, having a gf or sex doesn't clear you of being a mentally ill neurotic mess. but go ahead, keep autistically screeching into the void. your not going to achieve shit with this thread, just like how you won't with your life

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Who here at least still trying ?
But I'll be shitposting and doing this cycle for the next 6-7hrs or so

FEELS LIKE THAT EPISODE FROM BLACK MIRROR
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>>38683517
>Who here at least still trying ?
What's the point?
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there is no try...

you can't fix a fat mind
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I walk. Originaltext

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