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When was the last time a female human being talked to you voluntarily?
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>>38706163
I assume family not included?
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>>38706163
Yesterday. My brother's gf talked to me a bit.
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2 or 3 weeks ago. Only because females I know suddenly ghosted me or changed up till where we don't click anymore. Can't even hang with bros cause there busy with work, woman, or just not me in general.
Feels bad man

>"Thanks for joining me for lunch anon! I made you this "meat mountain" haha, sandwich. Enjoy!"

wat do?
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>>38706150
I'm thirty pounds under. I could. Looks like some mozzarella on there with maybe some food lube. As long as that's toasted, I'd be down.
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I really worry for this guy
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>>38706242
>I really worry for this guy

why? he seems happy and making money off his content...

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Just how delusional are women. Look at this shit. LOOK AT THIS SHIT.
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>>38706124
T H I C C
B R O W N
SUGAMAMA
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I took the "you're more than just a selfie" bait, joined up and messaged 9 out of the 30 or so women that were somewhat compatible.

3 out of the 9 messaged viewed my profile back (no one else did, everyone that saw me in the match browser ignored me even though I had 90% match with some of them). Out of these 3, 1 of them messaged me and the conversation was going pretty well until she stopped messaging me back after 3 or 4 days (which curiously coincided with me adding her on what's app where I have a photo of myself where I look fatter).

I matched with 1 chick even though I pressed "like" on a lot of them and she didn't reply to my message anyway.

I already deleted my account, dating is a meme, personality is a meme. The only thing I got from OkCupid was a reminder to stay sober and stop dreaming of a better life.
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OKC even gives people a full range of body types to pick and these women still pick curvy when they're fat.

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Two words :

Is this Cosmo?
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>>38706109
me on the Ieft tbqh
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>>38706109
why is his penis so small does that happen when you're fat/old?
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>>38706109
The old guy is vile
But I would mess around with the guy on the left

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does anyone else here feel like the world's undergoing a groundbreaking transition within the next 5 years and right now none of us are contributing anything to the impending revolution who's foundations have been laid beyond the public's eye?

this thought is always in the back of my head.
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Eisenhower predicted the things would be controlled by the "scientific technological elite" in the future. He tried to warn us.
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No, I do not think beyond myself.
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>>38706194
>tfw will never have a mountain of dr pepper at my uni

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ITT: pics of cozy rural towns where you would love to live
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>>38706067
Not exactly rural, but pretty close. Actually lived here for a couple of years, would love to live there again.
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>>38706067
isn't that the fake village in North Korea?
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>>38706296
>North Korea
>fake anything
Rich considering southshits are literally plastic people.

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Hello my dear anon, are you bored, maybe even tired of seeing all those terrible bait threads which would much more belong on >>>/b/ or >>>/soc/ ? Is it exhausting your existence to read the same threads again and again made by the resident normalfags? Are you fed up with having to glance upon "fembot here teehee", "just be yourself works everytime", "just work out brah" and other terrible junk instead of tranquilizing in comfyness with other robots? Do you wish to connect with like-minded people, perhaps even through the works of a snug session of autismblock fun?
If you've found yourself answering positively to even one question, you should consider giving this /r9k/-populated Minecraft 1.12 server a try!

IP: NEETparadise.sytes.net

We're proven to have
>no drama
>no trap/fembot attentionwhoring
>small, comfy and receptive r9k-archetype userbase
>home, grief prevention and chest guarding plugins
>tons of unexplored terrain

We'll be happy to welcome you with open arms, anon!
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Please give our server a try!
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>>38705968
Im at my Phone rn, will join when I m done shitting.
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How long has this been going OP? How many users do you have on average this month? How many new people do you tend to get per week?

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>women are beaut-
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>>38705938
VILE
This is why I am glad I like guys too
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WTF I'm gay now
how is this not original tf
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I legit thought a baby was about to pop out

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>mom compliments me
QUIT NEGGING ME YOU DUMB WHORE
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Don't be rude to your mother.
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>>38705926
Well, what was the compliment, darling?
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>>38705926
Don't be a dick to your mom, she had to put up with enough shit raising your little punk ass, she doesn't need any more grievances and reasons to have her 'shakey mommy white wine' time

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Anyone wanna come travel the world together with me?

I'm in Japan until January. Then 1 or 2 years in Australia, a year in New Zealand, a year in Canada, a year in Argentina, and then I don't know.

Must have you own savings. Age around 25 is preferred. Camping experience is also a good thing.

I'm down to earth and kinda a robot, but can get along with strangers well which helps me a lot when travelling. I mostly hitchhike and do WWOOF'ing currently.
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Show your ass faggot I need to jack off
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>>38705864
you look like a fag, fuck off we're full
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>>38705864
when I get to NZ I might join you for the rest, sounds nice. I ain't going back to Australia, though.

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>mfw i just messaged a roastie

Wish me luck boiss
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>>38705825
she won't reply

my man
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>>38705825

>mfw i just messaged a roastie

>Wish me luck boiss

good luck, i hope she doesn't respond for your sake?
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>>38705825
Good luck, OP. I got a message from a roastie yesterday
>Roastie: Hey, how are you?
>Me: Good, thanks. You?
>Roastie: Good.
...
>Me: What's up?
And that was it. I think she messaged me by accident

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Any other meth addicts here?

> How long have you been addicted?

> What is your preferred ROA?

> Do you agree with the hype about it being the worst drug of all time?

I'll start:

- 1 month. Yes I know that's a pretty short time to be calling myself addicted but I do it all day every day and resorted to something drastic to get it a few days ago, so I'd say I'm /addict/.

- Preferred ROA is smoking (which is really vaping I don't know why they say you can 'smoke' meth). I don't like snorting because you can take too much too quick and wind up getting slapped in the face with anxiety.

- The jury on my head is still out. It's clearly the most ADDICTIVE drug I've ever tried. I basically knew I was addicted on the second day, and now a month later I'm apparently ready to venture into seedy hispanic apartment blocks to get it. On the other hand, the high is actually fairly mild and I think you'd need to be a retard to not remain functional on this. Ever notice that in meth documentaries there's always some normal looking 60 year old dude who's like "oh yeah I've been smoking meth 30 years, it's pretty bad I guess." You don't see that in heroin documentaries because nobody lives long on heroin. Meth stigma is just more confusing the effects of drugs with the effects of poverty, same as the shit with blacks and crack in the 80s.
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>>38705783
Okay whatever you say Jesse Pinkman

Lol ! !
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>>38705783
DEA is here to for your arrest.

It's (Hank) btw. Where's the meth lab at?
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>>38705783
ha, faggot. Even the weakest Robots don't get themselves into hard drugs.

God, you're pathetic OP

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A nigger just smashed my window and broke into my house, I chased him off with a knife

I'm scared he's gonna come back, I've called the police

This is why I fucking hate niggers
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he won't come back don't worry
you dun good op
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>>38705777

>he won't come back

>alone
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Just a reminder that not all black men are niggers.

>https://youtu.be/nXZ-qB0N5yg?t=5m18s

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>he wears headphones in public
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That's me with my Sony MDR 7506 studio monitor headphones but I don't give a fuck what normals think anymore. Nobody already wants to be my friend anyways
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Wait, you give a shit about what people think about something like that?

How's that working out for ya?
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I just don't want people to make stupid small talk with me.

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>no BFF to say hi to every morning
>no BFF to say goodnight to every night
>no BFF to watch anime with
>no BFF to fap with
>no BFF to play games with

for the last one they would need to also be from Europe

I hate this cruel world.
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I was with you until

>fap with

no gays alowed here
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Stfu fgt
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>>38705689
Why do you have to be gay to fap to something together? During my childhood my friends and I used to fap to porn that was on the same monitor in the same room, platonically

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