>mfw i just messaged a roastie Wish me luck boiss

>>38705825
she won't reply

my man

>>38705825

>mfw i just messaged a roastie

>Wish me luck boiss

good luck, i hope she doesn't respond for your sake?

>>38705825
Good luck, OP. I got a message from a roastie yesterday
>Roastie: Hey, how are you?
>Me: Good, thanks. You?
>Roastie: Good.
...
>Me: What's up?
And that was it. I think she messaged me by accident

>>38705825
remember to treat her like shit, that way she'll think you're Chad.

>>38705866
>>38705893
jokes on you cuz she did. The roastie is an old friend from highschool

How do i end the convo? I just wanted to say a quick joke. She seemed to like it and now i dont want to talk to her again

>>38705928
why did you even bother messaging her then you faggot

>>38705988
I dont know. I thought of a really smart joke that only she would get.

>>38706018
ask her how she's doing with her life and ask her if she wants to catch up over drinks u fucking robot

I feel like I should write a column for robots, get you all laid

>>38706044
But i dont want to date her or anything. Just tryna be friendly yknow? And i already asked her how shes doing like 3 days ago. Were not really that close but for some reason she considers me a friend

>>38705928
"I gotta go
have a nice day/weekend"

>>38706262
Hm it's actually a good excuse despite being so simple. Thanks anon. I could just tell her im busy or something

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>>38706044
I think she hates me now lol fml im just tryna be friendly ffs

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Hahahah fcking seenzoned in the end. Nice im surprisingly having fun messing with her feelings lol

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>>38705825
>>mfw i just messaged a roastie
>Wish me luck boiss

Good luck!

Why the fuck do you want a roastie in the first place?? There are plenty of fembots for robots (unless you're a fucking normie, in that case get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

>>38706703
Nah man i consider myself as a failed normie. Im 19 still a virgin and watch anime

>>38706703
And where do I get one, hm?

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>>38705825
>not picking up anime qts
why are you even here

>>38706746
Try omegle /r9k/, that's how I found my robot bf. Good luck!