Hello my dear anon, are you bored, maybe even tired of seeing all those terrible bait threads which would much more belong on >>>/b/ or >>>/soc/ ? Is it exhausting your existence to read the same threads again and again made by the resident normalfags? Are you fed up with having to glance upon "fembot here teehee", "just be yourself works everytime", "just work out brah" and other terrible junk instead of tranquilizing in comfyness with other robots? Do you wish to connect with like-minded people, perhaps even through the works of a snug session of autismblock fun?
If you've found yourself answering positively to even one question, you should consider giving this /r9k/-populated Minecraft 1.12 server a try!
IP: NEETparadise.sytes.net
We're proven to have
>no drama
>no trap/fembot attentionwhoring
>small, comfy and receptive r9k-archetype userbase
>home, grief prevention and chest guarding plugins
>tons of unexplored terrain
We'll be happy to welcome you with open arms, anon!
Please give our server a try!
>>38705968
Im at my Phone rn, will join when I m done shitting.
How long has this been going OP? How many users do you have on average this month? How many new people do you tend to get per week?
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>>38706461
The server has been online since around a month, depending on time there are from 0 to around 10 players online per day. As the server is centered around /r9k/ the new amount of users fluctuates greatly between every thread.
>>38706480
Reddit is verboten, please shoo away.
>>38706591
And there and genuinely no females?
>>38706616
As of right now, I am not aware of any female being active on the server.
>>38706676
Amazing. I'll look into it then. What type of activities do you do in there? It's been years since I've played Minecraft and I only ever played single.
>>38706691
In order to preserve the comfyness of the original alpha as best as possible, the server is completely vanilla besides a few convenience adding plugins( /home, griefing and chest protection). This place is meant for r9k-minded persons to wind down, have fun and express yourself in; limiting the available options wouldn't be serving that purpose.
Are cracked clients allowed in?
Bought the game years ago but didn't keep the account details.
>>38706861
Sadly, cracked clients are unable to join on the server.
We'll recieve you in an amicable manner if you ever decide to join with an account though, anon!
This is great anon. I don't own Minecraft but hope everyone there has a wonderful time
>grief prevention
gay.
>>38705968
Can I join not say a word and just build a little house somewhere?
>>38706955
Thank you very much anon, also dubs checked.
>>38706979
The server is not suited for your needs then, anon. I hope you'll find an appropriate one.
>>38707085
Of course, this little dwelling welcomes every kind anon to be as comfy as possible.
Would it kill you to start another server from scratch but allow cracked clients? Based on playing with my friend's account, it's best that way.
>>38707168
While it's been thought about, I doubt this approach would be best with the colossal amout of stuff fellow anons have built so far.
a very friendly bump
We'll have a little bump right here, and it's gonna be our secret
>join the r9k minecraft server a while back
>quiet as hell, no one saying a peep
>"hey guys."
>3 people leave followed by two more
>"sure is quiet here. what are you guys up to?"
>4 people leave
>whatever.
>find a spot and just building on it
>see someone in the distance
>"hey who's that over there? You my neighbor?"
>8 people leave
>server is empty
Yeah great "community".
>>38705968
It's Ebola, here.
Unban me Vel.
I'm sorry for being a bully. I just want to play. Having comfy anons to play with is my only joy in life.
>>38707124
>>38706836
I worked so hard on those buildings.
I don't get why you can't just unban me.
I made a formal apology already. I won't even talk in game, I just wish to play.
>>38705968
Sounds really fucking comfy anon. I'll join sometime in the next hour, expect some garbage middle school username.
>>38705968
Please respond Vel.
I'll do anything to get back in. I'll only /kind/ post from now on. Wasn't Hak unbanned?
>>38709080
why were you banned, anon? what did you do?
>>38709380
I would rather not say. It's personal between me and the owner. It's been two weeks though.
He should just forgive me.
>>38709080
>>38709357
>>38709430
I wasn't around for when it happened, but just about everyone has asked him to at some point. He's a cool owner otherwise and not really one for drama as far as I can tell after a month here, but when it comes to you he just won't budge. Must've said some really mean shit or revealed that you're a girl (female).
>>38709640
The community likes me. I don't get it.
I was just being tsundere and made some banter. I didn't think he actually took me seriously. Honest.
Don't worry Ebola I'm gonna get you unbanned, I'm also gonna knock down the cheese grater, too
There's some fags shitting on this kid in the discord, should probably fix that before calling it comfy
Jesus Christ these anime faggots sure are deterring me from wanting to play
I want a nice minecraft server with mods
>>38710151
There's two of them in-game and they're completely silent so far.
>>38707290
You could just save the map and do it y'know. Starting a new server doesnt mean you need to lose the map, it should be in the server files.
Let me see how high my yuropoor ping is gonna be.
>>38710427
Jesus dude, try less.
>>38709777
Th-thank you.
Is that you, Hak?
>>38711111
What an absolute waste of quints. You should fucking feel ashamed, you piece of shit.