>"Thanks for joining me for lunch anon! I made you this

>>38706150
I'm thirty pounds under. I could. Looks like some mozzarella on there with maybe some food lube. As long as that's toasted, I'd be down.

I really worry for this guy

>>38706242
>I really worry for this guy

why? he seems happy and making money off his content...

>>38706150
I would never go to lunch with that guy, but let's assume your hypothesis.

"No thanks, I don't eat meat."

>>38706482
>"No thanks, I don't eat meat."

o-ok

*starts tearing up because of all the effort he went to to make you a great lunch*

i probably wouldn't want to eat a sandwich coming off of his grubby greasy fingers so i would just tell him I'm not hungry. he would probably admit that he was hoping say that anyways and presume to gorge it down in one bite

>>38706150
>wat do?

lube and prep my asshole

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>>38706150
Fuck of joey this is a reviewbrah board

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Gainz

>>38706454
He's a sickeningly morbidly obese clown and his "content" is embarrassing himself on the internet.

"I am going to eat fast food and tell you if I think it is good"
sounds like a retarded idea but there is an audience for it. astounding

>>38706494
Fuuuck these are real life feels I've had to deal with. Tried to go vegetarian once and felt immense guilt at all the laboriously prepared food which I had to decline. Sad!

>>38706150
I don't really follow Joey's World Tour or reviewbrah, although I've seen a few of their vids

Does Joey actually go outside the US?