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Who /doomed-by-inferior-genes/ here?

I have extremely ugly face, bad teeth and I started balding when I was 18yo, and have some small abnormalities.

On the good side I am 6'1 and have a dick longer than real average, not only "scientific" one. But I will never get laid because of my hideous face and premature balding.

Anyone can relate? Anyone here is doomed by extremely bad genes? I was trying to improve myself but I've given up after I finally understood that I can't just "repair" my genes.

I wish I was Chad.
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>>38823095
Get rich and the ladies will come.
Or get rich and use the money to have surgery.
No matter which way you choose:
get rich!
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>>38823095
Yes I too am genetically inferior. It's more medical as opposed to cosmetic, but I still am fugly. I was born premature and I developed asthma and swallowing issues. So, even though I'm tall, I look like a 16 yr old (I'm 22) and I have asthma problems. I don't grow muscle very easily, and high blood pressure and diabetes run in my family. I'm constantly asking myself "Why the FUCK did my parents procreate?"
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>>38823095
>bad genes

Nibba im ugly as hell, balding, 5'8, have a face and body filled with acne (including acne scars), a spic and a dicklet as well

Learn to appreciate what you got cuz you got it better than a lot of people

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>If you're not dead by 60 the government will euthanise you
>All homeless should be ejected from cities and towns
>Pay people 10k to be made infertile, if you have 1 kid you get 5k to be made infertile, any more than 1 kid and you get 1k
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retards, non-stem majors, depressed people, really old people are all scum and must be killed in the most cost effective manner
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Suicide is too messy. Everyone should have the right to an "assisted" suicide.
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We need to destroy capitalism if humanity is to survive more than a couple generations further

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I'm constantly paranoid that I might be retarded and the people close to me are treating me normally to spare my feelings. What are some signs to look out for to tell if you're retarded?
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>>38822933
check your chromosomes
if you see one that shouldn't be there take it out and sell it on craigslist
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>>38822965
Any tips on avoiding Craigslist scams?
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holy shit i have the exact same paranoia

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I posted some carrots yesterday. Here are some more.
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>>38822902
those carrots look pretty underage
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I like those I cut too.
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Thank you for the carrots anon

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*BREATHS IN*
I HAVE TO GO TO WORK IN 20 MINUTES AND I DONT WANT TO WHY IS BEING AN ADULT SUCK SO MUCH I WANT TO BE A KID AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Hey at least you got a job. You can buy stuff n shit and do something with your life (assuming you don't live with parents).

Having nothing coming for you is desolating.
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This thread would've been hilarious if you used a shitty MS paint drawing of a stick figure wearing a McDonalds outfit instead of using a smug anime picture. Way to ruin it, lad.
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>>38822928
If you can make one in ten minutes before I leave I'll use it next time, nigger.

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Would r9k date a girl with a big clit?
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That's a hermaphrodite
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>>38822818
Yeah I wonder what it's like blowing a big clit I'm sure it's fun. The sex would probably be fun too. That's a pretty rare genetic trait and I'm sure the sex would be interesting. I wouldn't be surprised if it's a fetish for some.
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>>38822853
>I wonder what it's like blowing a big clit
Probably a lot like sucking a penis

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Why don't ex-trannys come out and speak against this mental illness?
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>>38822795
hi amy
originally kys
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>>38822795
theyre all dead lmao
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They are guilt tripped and literally threatened with violence by their "community" if they express any intention of sharing their regret with the wider public.

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Is fapping to trap porn gay? Like, the type where the dude fucks a shemale that passes as a woman?

I strayed away from exclusively watching vanilla porn and went down that rabbit hole yesterday and now i'm sort of confused about my sexuality.
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>>38822780
yes, fapping to traps is gay

O R I G i n A l
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>>38822780
Is this anime trap porn or actual porn? Pease answer this is important.
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>>38822780

Yes it's fucking gay. Traps are gay.

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>currently in Japan
>hanging out with locals
>put on eurobeat for shits and giggles
>one dude tells me stories of how he used to drift with his friends back in the 90's
>tells me his friends still do it
>he's willing to hook me up with a drifting session
>mfw

I AM SO FUCKING HYPED

I GET TO SIT IN A FUCKING CAR WITH A JAPANESE DRIFT DRIVER GOING DOWN MOUNTAINS AT NIGHT

HOLY SHIT /r9k/ THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE
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>>38822703
They feel bad for you, like a person with Down Syndrome, makes people do nice things like that
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>>38822736
They could do that for all I care in this situation.
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Do they play Eurobeat while they go out drifting like in the animes?

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TFW no sweet smelling cute white gf
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whites stink of like milk and shit lmao
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>>38822662
>billions of moles photoshopped out of the photo to make her look human again
lol
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>>38822662
Why do white girls smell so fucking good? And why their skin are so smooth?

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Do you prefer dark chocolate or milk chocolate?
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white original chocolate
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>>38822682
Dis homes
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>>38822646
Name on right?
Or both?

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Songs you've cried to too many times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=22&v=TTAU7lLDZYU
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>>38822630
Radiohead's high and dry gets me
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>>38822683
I don't find that depressing enough for my taste, to cry to atleast.
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>>38822630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqba0IUdiBk

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Who is in the same situation here?
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I don't want to die without licking a girl's pussy and feet
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>>38822606
girls in general or a specific one?
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Girls are a meme, focus on getting a good engineering/math degree and a good job, then the bitches will fall at your feet when you turn 40

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>tfw no yangban bf
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>>38822604
>>tfw no yangban bf
be my bf pls
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What does yangban mean
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>>38822604
>tfw no tomoki gf


Oerreganoo

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His name is chad ok but what's our name robots ?
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Bernd Quietcock
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>>38822452
Thaddeus Sholto
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faggots cock suckus

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