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>>38854005
you've ascended anon. you're not a normal fag, be happy

Please stop posting this man you're getting me into trouble

>>38854005
making threads like this and not posting sauce is considered poor form my man

>tfw rose is finally back on steam
and right after bud posted about it too... rosen8s steam times don't correlate as much anymore so i hope she didn't lose her job.

bet pedro ate food again lol

>>38853969
>>38853914
no fucking way, shes back?

>>38853910
never post again retard

wow i did i tell you guys about this guy my uncle andy knew who went into anaesthesia and never woke up? last time i heard he was still in a hospital somewhere, sleeping.

>>38853951
Do you think he is dreaming about lolis and furries 24/7 ?

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>>38853909
that's like saying you went running with a legless man and got heartbroken because he couldn't keep up with you
Autists and their variants cannot read and feel emotions
at best they can mimic them or pretend to feel them

>>38853983
Can confirm feelings are hard to feel.
Some feelings are very real though.

>>38853983
We're not literal robots you fucking idiot. We're still human beings and have all the same emotions as any other human.

>>38853887
i can't fucking watch those clips with michael, it's almost physically painful

>>38853887
I kinda am cringing right now really bad

>>38853887
>this shows are totally legit and can't be fake bullshit for ratings
KYS.

Fuck her, obviously she wants it since she's give me the "eye"
I'd only fuck her pooper though, vaginas are gross

>Grab Ax
>Make dream come true

>>38853815
Oh hey that's a nice flower you've got there.

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>the Chad locomotive

>>38853796
>r9k banner detect

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>tfw its been way too long since I posted in a train thread

> 7 year gap in resume
> the only job 7 years ago didnt even last a week

8 year gap in resume, kys.

>>38853787
Did you do anything of note during those two years?
In my experience what you do outside of work can be just as significant, if not moreso, than what you did during

>>38853778
how tall are you bro?

the average white non hispanic female is 5' 6" but with heels she will be 5' 9"

since the rich are taller than the average and the rich are more attractive, the average rich white non hispanic girl will be like 5' 8" and 5' 11" with heels

i'm 5' 8" white and the best way to deal with this is to go after poor white girls. they are likely not as tall as their rich college peers and they are a bit more insecure.

>>38853778
>campus
>heels
Fuck those roasties anon. Dont worry about em. How tall are you anyway? 5'6" is a cutoff for looking like a joke desu, but it doesnt mean you arent a great, kind person.

Girls, especially in groups nearly always giggle or give weird looks to guys who approach them, they do it because they feel nervous and are unconsciously trying to shit test you, it might not have anything to do with your height,

You just needed to smile and blow through it, kept talking to them and acting like their expressions mean nothing to you. If you seem happy and relaxed the girls will imitate that after a short while. Always take your ego when approaching girls.

>>38853760
Here's your (you), anon. I appreciate you.

>>38853760

bumphumpthefrump

>4th grade
>sitting with girl I like on the bus
>Megan was her name
>Tell her I like her the best of all the girls
>"I like you 2nd best :) Brad, Tony, Warren, David, Kyle, Andrew, Steven, Justin, Michael A and Michael J are the ones I like best, and you're second."

She was probably the least attractive
white girl in our class and grew up to be a fat lesbian.

>>38853735
>film myself fapping
>try watching it afterwards
>o-oh god
>*delete*

>>38853735
>be looking at fetish porn
>same vanilla stuff
>not getting my meat up for long enough
>look at more and more fringe stuff
>feels better and better
>finally cum
>realize what I'm looking at
>feel disgusted with myself

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>>38853735
>cycle between depraved weird shit, then normal stuff when i start to feel bad
I can never finish nofap.. i always relapse
i think i can do it for a week, maybe. im gonna try starting now

>>38853717
I love these threads. Never stop Anon.

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OP you lucky summer fag

I'm at 2748 days of freedom and counting.


Better make use of your time, wagie!

found my old watch and the date has stopped on '4'
is this a sign lads?

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Any of you London faggots been on this street with the Dominion Theatre? This is where I went for training three years ago.

>>38853709
how do you cope with antidepressants?
I've been drinking too much recently and waking up late so I miss the timing for my dose
advice?

leave him be

>>38853661
>moot
Who is that? one of your gay friends son?

>>38853667
>leave him be
why not attack

Is that what the shit dick looks like?

why's he got a nigger dick

>>38853660
girl here. brown coloured dicks like that remind me of poo and I would probably gag if I put that in my mouth based on the visual alone.