>go to garden >see this what do

Fuck her, obviously she wants it since she's give me the "eye"
I'd only fuck her pooper though, vaginas are gross

>Grab Ax
>Make dream come true

>>38853815
Oh hey that's a nice flower you've got there.

>>38853815
Take her to the shower and wash her asshole

help her collect enough flowers for my own pretty flower tiara
then we could be prince and princess of the flowers and frolic there in merriment

>>38853815
Unzip my pants and then pat her ass with my dick to see her reaction
Go to town on her if she gives a positive reaction but make sure to bring her inside so no police will come cuck me

have consensual sex

>>38853985
HOW WAS THIS NOT MUTED? YOU 100% criminals.

>>38853897
First time ever seeing unbleached asshole eh?

>>38853815
I'd probably shove my tongue down her asshole before fucking it

>>38853815
punch her in the face, kick her while she's down, get whatever I came for, and leave

stupid whore

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>>38853815

>chase her off
>repair the hole in the fence she weaseled in through
>goddamn fuck bunnies in my yard eating my carrots and lettuce

>>38854024
>first time not noticing shit pebbles on the asshole eh?

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>>38853815

Get high on Red Bull

>>38853815
Idk why but i wanna punch her.
Filthy whore.

>>38853815
GET OUT U COW
THATS MY FUCKING GRASS DIPSHIT
GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38854176
There aren't any shit pebbles on her asshole. Nice attempt at covering your mistake.

>first thing i noticed is how damaged her hair is.
needs a good 7 inches taken off i reckon.

>>38854363
>he didn't notice the shit pebbles
you're cute when you try to cover up your mistake, but alas the point stands
take her into shower, clean the fuck out of her asshole

>>38853815
Give her a baby. bloxjustincase

>>38853815
>mount and c00m
pretty simple desu senpai

>>38854456
>he thinks they didn't clean her asshole before the photoshoot
>he think an unbleached asshole is dirty
bitch please

She's clearly trying to distract me and steal my magic beans, no one takes the beans from Andy's mountain except for me.

i don't have a garden, but i would ask to hold her hand

>>38854516
I"m a dude with a pink asshole that cunt's asshole looks dirty as fuck and nasty, like she just diarrhiad in that forest and forget to wipe her nasty ass

>>38854581
Post proof.djdj

>>38854581
Post pic of asshole and I'll believe you.

>>38854516
>thinking an unbleached asshole is dirty
jesus you're still on that? i love the look of her asshole
Just not the shit pebbles right there

>>38854292
The short manlet on the left would be me

>>38854581
>I"m a dude with a pink asshole
pics mother fucker piiiiiicsssss

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>>38854858
>>38854687
>>38854654
Why yall so thirsty for a pic of my pink hole?

>>38854911
>no timestamp
>can't even see your shitter clearly.
this is only evidence that youre shit at taking photos.

>>38854911
Write, "I'm a good boy" on your butt cheeks and take it again.

*BRAAAaaaaaaap*
Protip: eat shit

>>38855318
Why, would that give you an erection?

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>>38854064
>filename
Isn't that a russian gopnik?

>pump her full of my cum
>hope she's ovulating
>lay down with her in the flowers
>cuddle and look at clouds together

>>38855668
This is oddly sweet
This is wish i could end sex sessions sometimes, whenever i can find a girl who is ok with me beign a wizard
>start out with sweet shit
>do a bunch of lewd dirty 'degenerate shit'
>end with being loving and sweet

>>38855668
Would you eat her dirty shit encrusted asshole?

>>38855390
It will give me a lady boner.

>>38853815
If she's human then ask if she's okay and try to pour my baby batter into her cooch
If not run away crying

>>38853815
I'd start by tidying up that bush and giving it some plant feed.

>>38853815
why are vaginas so gross?

>>38855269
IF you can't tell that my hole is tighter and pinker then hers from that pic you are autistic.

>>38856548
>IF you can't tell that my hole is tighter and pinker then hers
why d you care unless you want some guys to dick your hole? you got pussy envy or something? just transition already faggot.

>>38853815
I'd say high and walk around like I would not know what to do, what I actually would.

>>38853815

Restart the riding mower and proceed.

>>38854911
Austin??

Ori

>>38854911
Holy shit Austin is that you??? What the fuck lmaoo

Why does it look so dirty, beat up, and bruised? And why does he have 5 different holes?

>>38854911
Austin what the fuck

>>38857963
who is austin?

>>38857963
What's up bro?

>>38856834
I don't care, people asked me to post it htough so I did.

Start sneezing

>>38853815
you're my butterfly, sugar, baby.

>>38855955
No, but I'd press my thumb against it as I fucked her.

>>38858151
>I don't care,
>needed validation so much he posted his anus for the fags to jerk off to.
mmkay

>>38853815
Gag and choke on vomit and walk away

>>38859332
>brown anus-owner detected

>>38859434
the guys that posted his anus didnt even have a pink anus. most anuses are not pink past puberty.

>>38859475
Hey dumbass, I'm that guy and I know for a fact I have a pink anus and I don't have to prove it. I'm sorry you have an anus like that disgusting bitch in the OP's pic. It makes me want to vomit I would never touch that whore she looks smelly.

>Leave garden.
>Go home.
Or if I'm walking my dog.
>Walk in a different direction.
Thanks.
That'll be 2.99$.

>>38859505
How do you know if your anus is really clean, anon? Do you look at it with a pocket mirror or something?

How can I ensure that I have no tiny embarrassing specks of shit on my own anus?

>>38859555
Well, I use a bidet for starters. Trust me, I have an anus clean enough to eat off! Or eat out, if you desire.

>>38853815
Kick that horrid little gremlin right in the cunt and send it on its way to tempt some other man.

Nothing good can come out of fucking a chick you find like that in a garden.

I have never seen my own anus.

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pollinate her flower then leave immediately.

Explain I'm celibate, and try to get her to join celibacy

>>38853815
>what do

Plant my seed.

>>38853815
>see garden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH1Mz_i7UsE
>sperg out on the pussy