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>Most of my body hurts almost all the time
>Slowly stop complaining to parents because the seem to think I'm just using it as an excuse
>The force me to get a job
>The one spot my body didn't hurt (my legs) now hurt all the time too
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bumping for pain
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It took me until seven pm tonight to notice I was clenching my jaw all day.
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>>38880933
What hurts you and is there a reason it does?

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https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57ba1f5019f44

Can someone tell me what is happening in this porn vid? Seems the girl isn't completely down with it.
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He lied about his race when her ad specifically said "no black men."
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She looks like a white mexican. That face looks Mexican af. Could be the angle though
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BLACKED all over again

>see kid intentionally trying to avoid people
>wave over to him and shout "hey you come over here!"
>everyone looks at him to see who I'm talking to
>now he feels he has no choice but to come over so he doesn't look like an asshole
>he's quiet
>I ask him "what's wrong?" forcing him to talk even though it makes him uncomfortable
>he says "nothing" in his attempt to conform
>damn, seems like he knows if he gave a different answer it would've caused a scene
>ask him personal questions about himself even though I know he's a loser who jacks off to anime everyday
>he makes up bullshit and talks about shit we don't care about
>i say "That's awesome, neat! I wish I could do that too" (I don't)
>We keep hitting him with question after question..oh what's this? he finally fucked up and said something awkward
>we all go silent and change topic and pretend he didn't say that
>he knows he fucked up and is now quiet


Get fucked kid, this is what a social life is like.
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>>38880819
all of you sound like fags, even the kid

originakio
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>>38880819
People did this to me in school. I always knew they were fucking with me when they started hitting me with back-to-back questions about my personal life.
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>>38880819
>>38881594
>tfw I used to do this with my friends

sorry robots

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it's over lads. my oneitis got a boyfriend finally.
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shit tier oneitis

move on
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damn she ugly
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Why is your oneitis fat? Did she get fat or was she always your fat oneitis?

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Post your charts robutts. Somewhere, they are staring into their screen also wondering when they will find you. Maybe this is the thread you find them!
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Requesting bf, pls respond.
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bumping for the sake of love~
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Any qt azn lesbos here?

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You can only be a robot if you have a small dick.

Seriously. You can be ugly, fat, poor and girls will still fuck you if you have a big dick.
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>>38880751
Cmon man, put some effort into it next time at least. Fuck's sake.
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I measure my dick and the ruler says 6 inches, but it looks so pathetic and small. There is no way that is "average"
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>>38880775
I'm being serious. This isn't a bait thread.

I have given up just because my dick is small. It has killed my confidence. I know I'm going to die a virgin. I reject all women that make passes at me, which isn't a lot but the ones that try I completely ignore.

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Mega Millions is at $375 million dollars and Powerball is at $307 million dollars, why aren't you playing?
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High chance of losing and gotta buy vidya
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>>38880812
It's like $3 for a ticket for both
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>tax on idiots

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>normie parties
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>>38880628
play normie games
win normie prizes
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>>38880658
let me fuck your butt anon
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>>38880628
Supposedly its a lot more fun if you're drunk too. But yeah, I've been to a few and the only enjoyment for the sober is to watch drunk peopel do retarded shit like in the webm

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>parents tell me if I don't get a job this year they'll kick me out
>finally found work in June
>now my parents are telling me I should move out since I have money coming in
Why should I move out? I'm barely making over minimum wage. I really can't see any reason for me to move out. Any other anons had this problem? How should I convince them that there's no reason for me to leave?
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>>38880601
It sounds like they don't really want you there. Why would you want to be where you are not wanted.... Move out don't put pressure on your parents. They have had you for long enough.
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>>38880631
I'm not wanted anywhere else either.
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>>38880601
>never considers anyone but himself

wonder why it is hard for you to find jobs and places to stay

Why're more and more women becoming suicidal?
>inb4 cock carousel meme answer
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>>38880571
>They were meant to be with all the guys that suicided before them
>They go looking for them
>They are all dead because they thought they would never get a chance

Juliet Syndrome.
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>>38880571
I doubt there are any more or any fewer suicides relative to population (percentage of deaths) size than there have been throughout history
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>>38880597
This is oddly romantic and kind of sweet.

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>there are people browsing this board RIGHT NOW who have never had a job
explain yourselves you fucking loser mooches
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I don't work so other people will have a better chance of finding a job.
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Ragie wagie angry on the weekend
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You took all the girls Tyrone. If only you would have left some for me.

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alright bots, lots of us are heading back to hell in a few weeks.

where are you guys being shipped off to? and to study what?

>Boston university
>engineering

tfw not smart enough for MIT
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Penn state. Criminal law
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nihongo and linguistics
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>>38880688
AYEEEE
Computer Science here
What college u in mate?

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>girl says hi
>poop my pants
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>girl says hi
>looks in a different direction
>h-hey
everytime
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>>38880528
>girl doesn't say hi
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>>38880528
>girl looks at me
>start blushing ridiculously hard

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Why are there so many pedos in /pol/?
What do you think the age of consent should be?
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>>38880518
like they say it in holywood "if her age is on the clock shes ready for the cock"
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The "free for all" AoC should be like 24.

Then anyone under 24 can sleep with people within 4 years of age without penalty.
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>>38880518
The age of consent should be 15, however I don't think adults fucking 15 year olds should ever be socially acceptable. Just legally acceptable.

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What are you going to do when you're drafted to fight against the norks, robots?
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>>38880477
I won't be, though. Praise Trump for making sure I can't be drafted.
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>>38880477
flee the fucking country. no way i'm fighting another war for wall steet
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let the rage get out of me and kill a bunch of gooks, die in combat probaly too

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