>girl says hi >poop my pants

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>girl says hi
>looks in a different direction
>h-hey
everytime

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>>38880528
>girl doesn't say hi

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>>38880528
>girl looks at me
>start blushing ridiculously hard

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>customer angry and yelling at me
>poop my pants

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>Japanese businessman pays me to poop on him
>Poop my pants

>girl poops on me
>says hi
>"heeh"
>shit covered my mouth so she doesn't understand and looks at me with a face like one huge question mark
>feel super embarassed
>get up and leave gym immediately
>get an F

Thanks obama

>>38881274
*presses f to pay respects*

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>girl says hi
>cum in my pants

>>38880959
Do you know how someone could stop blushing so much in some social situations?

stop shoving thick 12 in dildos up your ass and you won't be shitting yourself all the time, faggot.

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>>38880528
>girl says hi
>look up and force myself to say hi back so I don't look like an autist
>they were talking to someone behind me

>>38881356
Repeat till you're bored instead of embarassed

>girl talks to me
>cant look her in the face

>>38881356
>Do you know how someone could stop blushing so much in some social situations?
a trick i use is to roll my hands into my palms in a relaxed way and press my fingernails into my palms to cause pain. it does a great job of focusing my mind on acting normal-- eye contact, not looking at a coworker's tits, etc.

>>38881390
This shit is really strange, because it happens when I don't expect. I'm always surprised with the suddenly heating inside of me. I feel the shittiets person in the world.

>>38881414
>girl is facing me
>can't talk about her looks

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>>38880528
I unironically have to go to the bathroom and take a shit any time something stresses me out or surprises me.

>>38881424
Just own it. Some girls obsess over that. It's only embarrassing if you seem weird and unrelaxed while it's happening. You'll be fine, no one I've ever known made fun of that before and there's lots of ppl blushing.

>>38881424
I know it sucks but girls dont really mind. They may think its funny, but its not a deal breaker. Look at it this way, its an easy way to let them know you find them attractive and that your not a homo with zero effort on your part.

>>38881888
Ugh..."you're".

Also, nice digits if I do say so myself.

>>38881469
>>38881888
i feel so defenseless, weak and the weirdest person. with your advices i'll try to accept it and try to blush less and less.

>>38881964
I want to fuck your butt, you sound qt

>>38882022
if i'd listened it in the real life maybe i would blush