You can only be a robot if you have a small dick. Seriously.

>>38880751
Cmon man, put some effort into it next time at least. Fuck's sake.

I measure my dick and the ruler says 6 inches, but it looks so pathetic and small. There is no way that is "average"

>>38880775
I'm being serious. This isn't a bait thread.

I have given up just because my dick is small. It has killed my confidence. I know I'm going to die a virgin. I reject all women that make passes at me, which isn't a lot but the ones that try I completely ignore.

>>38880751
I have never gotten the "women only fuck men with big dicks".

By the time she's looking at your dick she's probably already made up her mind about having sex with you.

>>38880857
>she's probably already made up her mind about having sex with you.

A tiny cocklet will make her change her mind right away and will leave you

>>38880901
Oh come on how small could it be, OP?

>>38880930
Not OP, but it's very small and thin

>>38880930
Ok here. 4 inches long and 4 inch girth.

Like two Vienna sausages on top of each other. I'm also morbidly obese but even if I dropped the weight my dick would still be small since you don't gain girth by losing weight.

Nobody cares about small dick men. We are a joke to both women and well endowed men

>>38881217
Exactly. Which is why we are the real robots.