Anybody else here have an appetite for kissing, touching, or teasing, but next to zero desire for actual sex?
Is there a word for that? A biological urge for foreplay but not sex?
Feel free to poke fun at me if you've got no genuine insight.
>>38889338
I've been liking the thought of blowjobs more than sex lately and I love handjobs for some reason
I really want to cum on a girls face since I've never really cum from blowjobs and I feel like every girl has had a guys jizz on their face. I have blown my load on a girls face before but she jacked me off with her face under my dick.
I would rather just masturbate together with a girl than have sex. I like that much more
>>38889408
What I mean is like bare minimum, softcore-tier stuff, like groping, nibbling, or touching. Just about anything that can be stamped as foreplay is more or less what I have in mind.
It's my gf btw (haven't had sex with her yet)
say 'prove it'
>>38889240
>tfw never gonna have this kind of conversation with anyone
>>38889240
You're so cute. Is what you should say.
I want a female robot to come sit on my face.
I'm 6ft, 180lbs in Canberra. thanks
Get it boi
so close, fuck it
>>38888859
>6ft, 180lbs
>Canberra
>imperial
Quit your shit, cunt.
just to let you know, 38888888 is about to happen and i will take it so dont try and let me have it thankeroonies to you too have a nice day
>>38888817
It's goned
Mine, my 8's
I'm taking it!
I'm not a sexist but we have to address the elephant in the room that women are worse at everything. Maybe it's even due to patriarchy but it's also true.
how can society just turn a blind eye?
Because we're still the same stupid apes from million years ago, me and you are no exception
I don't know, it is so blatantly obvious that women are worse than men at everything.
Women are better at giving birth man
You wouldn't even be here if not for a woman
Show some respect you piece if shit
Daily reminder that your parents will cease to "love" you as soon as you stop providing them a net emotional benefit
You are really just a pet and you will be discarded once you've worn out your welcome.
>implying it's just your parents
Everyone is like that.
thanks op. looking forward to the next reminder
>treat my mom like shit and even hit her sometimes
>she still loves me and gives me money
man, having a mom sure is nice
Say you magically turn into a 10/10 girl one day; Who would you fuck first?
>>38888748
Myselfnot origoo
>>38888748
Myself of course. Then Ellen Page.
>>38888748
all the hot lesbians
>tfw you'll NEVER attend an underground british rave
>tfw you'll NEVER take xtc while banging your head to the sounds of fast paced electronic music
>tfw you'll NEVER become part of a subculture, not even this one
what do?
>>38888732
raves are so degenerate man. It was fun when I was in high school but the drugs are largely why I'm here now
>>38888732
you could very well weasel your way into this subculture. not everyone here are hateful ego maniac robotssome of us are compassionate cyborgs
>>38888732
As someone who was part of that subculture many years ago, don't bother romanticizing it. The world is full of normalfags everywhere you go
I still love UK hardcore though
say it with me
>white genocide
It's not really genocide if they do it to themselves. Failure to reject is the same as acceptance. The globalists know this little rule which absolves one of all wrongdoing.
>qt mixed race girls and trap farming
sign me up senpai
>>38888711
https://youtu.be/Wb55teb1gJ0
How does this make you feel, white anons?
*prepares to call security as he sees you walking into the store to apply*
H-hello? Can I see the m-manger?
*extends extremely sweaty hand*
I'd like a job s-m'mam...
*spaghettis*
>>38888696
*gives you a firm handshake* Good day sir, I heard you have a job opening as a "cook/fryer manager" at this McDonalds, would you mind taking a look at my CV? I think I'm your guy!
>>38888737
Do you have 2-4 years experience in the industry Mr....Anon?
>first job at a call center
>absolutely fucking hate it
>think about killing myself damn near every day rather than set foot in there
>was actually a super chill and godlike job but I was just way too autistic to deal with it
>anxiety fits every time that cursed fucking beep sounded off
>quit
>can't find employment for the life of me, finally resort to the only places that ever seem to be hiring, another call center
>same thing happens again
>and another
>and another
>the cycle continues
>the more call center experience I get the more call centers respond to my resumes and the less anyone else gives a fuck about my resume
>have to dig myself deeper into this pit of despair if i want to live
its not worth it bros, might just fucking end it already
>>38888630
Erin Burnett is such a qt
>>38888630
I am in the same boat, I just went and studied in the end.
Its easy work call centers, but that is part of the problem. You will want to kill yourself after 3 months. Its so mundane
And don't even get me started on call center managers. Especially the guys in there 30s.
>>38888630
>get a shot at a good life in an office
>sit across from my boss who sighs and blows on my face all the time
>eats food super loud with his mouth open and shakes his head all the time while doing it thwoing food scraps all over his computer
>he is hyperactive and has real, deep-seated anger issues plus I'm 50% sure he beats his gf
I really want to keep this job but there is no way that I can bring it up without this fucker firing me. He blows and coughs in my face about 5-10 times a minute and does these DEEP breathes like he is about to start talking to me which throws me off my work all the time too. God fucking damnit I have to deal with this bullshit tomorrow too fuuuuck
So /R9K/ I have a serious question.
WHAT IF someone started fapping to CP, while being underaged?... Is that ''legal''? Is that ''Okay''? Is that ''Normal''? What if he transition this fetish into adulthood? Wat do? How to deal wich such a case? A-asking for a friend of course. Don't kill me FBI
>>38888510
it's still illegal the kid just wouldn't get in as much trouble as an adult would. it doesn't matter if someone "transitioned this fetish into adulthood" it's still illegal
and if you get caught you're fucked
>>38888510
it's still illegal and you can be put on the sex offenders registry
being a child and accessing it guarantees therapy as well as other stuff, which will fuck up your life
stick to loli pls anon, dont get arrested
>>38888566
>it's still illegal the kid just wouldn't get in as much trouble as an adult would
That is not true. There have been 4 year olds put on the sex offenders register. Look it up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJLGpOBV764
and 9 months later a future school shooter's born
i never understood why men never blame the women when the do shit like this. He's so passive and if he was more dominant he would problably beat the shit out of the guy when in reality he should be beating up his girl or emotionally shitting all over his face
>>38888483
This shit is so weird wtf
He's holding her hand whilst she's hugging some other dude.
>>38888624
Females gonna female. It's up to the dude to act accordingly. He should've took control of the situation, instead of being a KEK. Why blame women? It's like having a dog and getting mad when it barks.
Guys I fucking did it.
I found her
I made it out of the pit
after 24 years of loneliness I have someone
I'm so happy
And now i will leave this place
Thank you for all the years of feels and laughter
Goodbye, and best of luck to all of you, i hope you find happiness in this life
Have a nice day man!
See ya later when you break up
hmm nah you'll come back later
>out walking
>pass girl
>eye contact
>she bites her lower lip and looks down
Decipher this
Mouth Ulcer
>>38888425
you'd think it's because she found you attractive but it's probably because of something completely different because women are fucking weird and shit
>>38888425
She is secretly a treminazi (tranny feminazi). She wears a natural coloured wig to hide her secretly blue/purple hair, and has a girdle tight enough to crush a car, just to contain her sheer mass.
She smears foreskin juice over her face to look younger, like the Jews intended.
She wants you to touch her clothes so your fingerprints are there.
She will falsely accuse you of rape, take your picture and post it on man-spreading tumblr, then jerk off to it and cum on your picture, then post it all over the goddamn internet.
In short, it's a trap.
Cross the road, keep your head down and avoid eye contact.