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>>38908169
After hoping for 12 years to finally get in a class where all others are nerds like me, now after a year in it i find myself often hanging out with chads and normies....

What is wrong with us, anon?

>>38908169
You stick behind the friend in a scenario like that. You don't necessarily need to socialize, shadowing just one friend is enough to make you look like you know what you're doing.

Also, don't interrupt people playing Tabletop games, that's fuckin' rude son

>>38908223
I guess it's the same, no matter where you go. You just need to know somebody that's already in it, and if you don't you're just fucked.

No matter where you go, you need social skills. And I guess I just don't have them.

damn I love this meme

>>38908156
Me too it's great lol

>>38908143
where to get a grandma gf who likes sucking cock without her dentures on?

By that logic all niggers are robots. Then again his mom is white so she'll turn him into a beta.

>>38908131
What's going on in the vid?

>>38908131

I feel bad for the kid. Her mom is just a slut.

>>38908057
Because there are better personality tests and the people into MBTI are the same who'd be into horoscopes and the Chinese Zodiac.

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ISTP
i already met my ideal partner, he was an ESFJ

>>38908261
>he was an ESFJ
whats with the housewife type?

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>>38908023
>2017 was 0 years ago

>tfw no gf with feminie peepee

>>38908054
>tfw no gf with big juicy weiner

How do you not get bored listening to regular music?

>>38907965
he probably sleeps with a fan on or something, doesn't he?

>>38908034

Yes. even if it's not hot

>>38907941
Is that a restored foreskin lmao

>>38907962
holy fucking shit i hate this board. No, it's a normal foreskin, it's a real foreskin. I wouldn't expect an american imbecile to know what that looks like anyway

>>38907941
>you need a dick to make a woman cum
lol

>>38907887
Sometimes I really question if roasties know they have us wrapped around their little fingers and can fuck with us however they see fit.

>tfw talk to a girl for a while
>she's cool but she's probably taking absurd amounts of dick on the regular
>nevertheless, she seems happy to see me when I'm around, and doesn't necessarily blow me off
>things are lightly flirty, I see her giving signs
>time comes where I'm comfortable enough to ask her out
>she says yes
>ghosts the shit out of me
>we don't talk for a few weeks but become comfortable just brushing that under the rug and pretending it never happened

This exact same scenario happened twice between end of winter and beginning of summer. It was actually kinda trippy.

>>38907887
>noncringey anime fan
Those don't exist tho

>>38907887
I don't know what's worse having the guts to swallow his pride and kiss a girl which has sucked and drank cum or a roastie whore being a roastie whore.

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>>38907876
I always just tell mine

>you fucked up my face not much I can do

or some variation of that seems to satisfy their curiosity until they forget and ask me again months later

>>38907876

Protip: You're parents will never lose hope you will find the one. The closest thing I think some anon can relate to the search for an MMO: No matter how many shitty MMOs are released, no matter how saturated they are, no matter how utterly insulting the end product is, some part of you will always have hope that it will reignite those feelings you are so nostalgic over.

>>38907876
Are they Liberal?
You're just like, trying to find yourself, man. Chill.
Conservative?
You're saving yourself for marriage and just focusing on your studies / career for now.

just bee yourself bro

oriroiori

>>38907750
if we knew how to get girlfriends we wouldn't be on /r9k/

>>38907750
Practice on ugly girls you stupid little faggot

>>38907728
ayyy what's gucci my nucci

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>>38907775
I'm feelin mahself 2night

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>>38907728
Niiiiice. You're welcome, OP!

Did she destroy your credit score? What happened?

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>>38907651


>fiance

Bro c'mon we told you

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>>38907681
>>38907682
Yeah honestly as I look back on the last two years I fucking hate myself so much I just wat to kill myself. I let her fucking ruin all of my lifetime long friedships, I fucking burned through my fucking savings trying to appease her just hoping I could make her happy. I feel so pathetic.

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>>38907642
There's something adorable about this little guy.

>>38907664
I would donate all my money to him.

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just half of my folder tbqh desu

Same old story, the same thing has happened countless times in immigrant families/communities. Sons are outcasts and have to struggle for anything while daughters fit in and have an easy life anywhere they go. In ancient times when armies conquered peoples they killed all the men and took all the women. Nothing new today, there's just no mercy of death for us.

Quite the opposite.

>live with aunt
>she's abusive
>especially cruel to my sister and female cousins

I can't really tell if my sister got it worst because she was uppity or because she was a woman. I know my aunt was seriously jealous of her relationship with my uncle, intimidated by my sister's looks, etc.

>in car with aunt, sis, cousins
>aunt cheated on uncle
>aunt bitching about slutty coworker screwing around behind husband's back
>sister: "You're one to talk, you fucking whore."
>aunt pulls over car
>"Get out."
>they do
>"Say that again."
>I mouth "don't" at sister
>"Whore."
>aunt grabs sister by ponytail
>starts bashing her face in the wind shield
>small spider web starts in glass
>pulls her away
>"What do you have to say?"
>"That all you got?"
>sister spits on aunt's blouse
>gets kicked over and over again

Worst I got was a knife pulled on me and a few slaps.

>>38907622
My younger sister is bisexual and one time when I was walking downtown by myself I saw her holding hands with a girl. Meanwhile, I am a KHV loser who has never done anything of the sort. Porn just makes me incredibly depressed nowadays and so does masturbation, so I stopped doing both but I still feel like shit for not being able to get a girlfriend or sex yet.

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GAS THE TRIPFAGS
THREAD WAR NOW!

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>>38907617
thanks for the thread lad

reposting big effort post desu...
>>38907631

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>>38907589

and britfeel hasn't?

>>38907624
We've had the leeds meetup etc, we have far more banter, far better memes, far better lore, far fewer tripfags. I don't hate /pol/, but brit/pol/ is cancer.