/britfeel/

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GAS THE TRIPFAGS
THREAD WAR NOW!

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>>38907617
thanks for the thread lad

reposting big effort post desu...
>>38907631

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>>38907589

and britfeel hasn't?

>>38907624
We've had the leeds meetup etc, we have far more banter, far better memes, far better lore, far fewer tripfags. I don't hate /pol/, but brit/pol/ is cancer.

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What you lads up to this fine monday morning?

I said I'd cook for friends tonight and am already regretting it.

>>38907617
Good idea including the last thread

>>38907659

I have to be at work in 1 hours 12 minutes

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Anyone else on Sertraline?
What's it like? I've just had it prescribed, this is my first morning taking it

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The Nederdraad is the comfiest thread on /int/

>right ball aches all day yesterday
>last night have a cheeky wank
>cum, ball hurts like fuck for a minute then goes back to dull ache
>wake up today, absolute agony
>excruciating pain constantly, sweating and breathing more heavily because of it

luckily i have a gp appointment today for something completely unrelated to this, so im gonna ask if they can quickly check my ball pain too while im there
i cant feel a lump so i dont think its cancer, maybe its twisted or some shit

>>38907668
What is your job if you don't mind me asking

>>38907677
I was on it for awhile. Didnt have a great time but I was also taking a lot of drugs and not taking my mental health seriously at the time.

>>38907688

Van driver, delivering medicine to pharmacies

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>>38907659
Loaded on zannys and starting to get back into smoking which is worrying...
>>38907677
>SSRIs
DO
NOT
DO
IT

I swear they won't help you at all. They will turn you into an unfeeling zombie most the time, they will kill your sex drive, and even cause permanent brain damage. Don't mess around with the chemicals in your brain lad trust me. It's not even widely accepted that increasing serotonin levels alleviates depression.

Please, as someone who's taken them for periods twice before, you should stay away. I feel like they've sapped a great deal of personality from me.

>>38907685

Frequently a comfy country too, but not like most people from outside it think it is.

>>38907706
Oh cool that can be quite a compfy job if there isn't a strict delivery time

>>38907700
What kind of drugs?
http://www.headmeds.org.uk/medications/21-sertraline/warning_and_side_effects
There's a heading on this page about street drugs
were those the things that happened to you?

>>38907720
>Don't mess around with the chemicals in your brain lad trust me.
>Loaded on Zanny's
Are you fucking kidding me

>>38907725
It's extremely comfy, normally I start at 11am, but today I have to be in at 9am to help out for 2 hours before I actually start my rounds.

>>38907720
>Loaded on zannys
>Don't mess around with the chemicals in your brain lad trust me.

>>38907720
It's for OCD, not depression

>tfw no autistic girlfriend to make out with to rule britannia

>>38907658
one meet up and how did at go
banter is shit on here at daytime
we also have fucking non brits shitting up
our board
better lore wtf does at mean
few tripfags i dont think so lad
we are better than /brit/ and at best equal with /britpol/ but only during the night.
but am all for making this place better if we had the means
yes i know my grammar and punctuation is shit been up all night and still abit drunk.

>>38907763

/Britfeel/ exclusive, right there.

>>38907764

>Shits on /britfeel/
>Doesn't leave

/pol/acks truly are the worst

>>38907677
Don't take it lad just lift and socialize more the side effect's aren't worth it.

>>38907739
>What kind of drugs?
Lots of mephadrone with some crystal and GHB thrown in. My memory is fucked by remember laying in bed twitching and sweating a lot.

>>38907743
>>38907752
Yeah, I'm speaking from experience lads if you hadn't noticed. My brain is pretty fucked up from being pushed on those anti-depression meds when I was a teenager and robbed me of a lot of things.

Benzos>SSRIs anyway. Taking these allows me to communicate with other people in a way I haven't' for years being a hikki. SSRIs on the other hand made me stagnate like an unfeeling robot

>>38907764

Makes post about not shitting up thread.
Concludes by apologising for shitting up thread.

>>38907807
Benzo withdrawal is the worse suffering I've ever experienced. Be careful lad.

>>38907807

Fuck FF there's a good window licker.

>>38907795
>Shits on /britfeel/
>Doesn't leave

Why should i leave thats just what (((they))) and you want.

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>>38907827
I've heard some bad stories lad, I only just started on them but I'll try and stay safe, thank you.
>>38907833
FF? are you bullying me..

>>38907840

>Stays up all night getting drunk
>Its da joos fault I can't hold down a job!

Is daytime britfeel always this hostile

I've got a fucking spot on my ballsack and it hurts.

>>38907827

I keep hearing about this mythical 'benzo withdrawal' which is pure hell, but can you give us a quick rundown of what it's specifically like

>>38907814
Non brit's shitting up the thread some of them yanks are cafty cunts you can't always catch them out on how they say words but who every thought of the youtube video idea was a smart cookie.

>>38907866

Only to mongs, window lickers, jeezuz enthusiasts and septic tanks.

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>>38907866
what hostility lad? I want to make this comfy for us
>>38907879
wouldn't mind this
>>38907882
ENABLE /BRITFEEL/ FLAGS NOW!

>>38907761
o-oh.. well I know nothing about how it interacts with OCD but good luck anon

Meming you faggot and i have a job but ill wait on the stupid wage cuck reply.

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>tfw going to be explaining I'm a tranny to my GP in less than an hour

B-bit nervous desu

>>38907916

You need to head off to the drunk tank before you return to britfeel

>>38907879
It feels like you're constantly on the verge of having a heart attack. Cant sleep, cant eat, shaking and sweating. Taking a few steps to the bathroom is terrifying because you feel so weak. God forbid if you actually have to leave the house because you'll feel scared as fuck and nauseous.

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>>38907925
good luck lass, way too scared to go to a doctor about anything let alone something like that

>>38907916
>>38907861
Forgot to give you a (you) also blame goverment for the lack of jobs.

>>38907925
What's the point? Just buy the tranny pills online, it seems far easier than going through the healthcare system desu. But then again, I'm not a tranny, I'm just some Anon who has a plan ready just in case I need to start over.

>>38907933
How long were you taking benzos and at what dosage and how frequently? kinda important to me

sounds horrid anon..

>>38907925
Avataring is against the rules mate, lose the pic

>>38907930
>drunk tank

Sie sind Amerikanisch!

>>38907955
yer if I were to do I'd carefully self-med, plenty of guides online, you just have to be really careful

>>38907925
>wore girls clothes outside for the first time! so happy XD !!!!!
>it was just a hoodie and jeans

seems like your half arsing this whole tranny thing lad desu

>>38907959
>he cares more about 4chan rules than about tripfags destroying our community.

>>38907933

Sounds very like drying out TBQH

>>38907925
fucking waste of tax payer money you are

>>38907933
>>38907879
Me again. In a way it's like all the anxiety and depression you've avoided from taking benzos has been saving up and it hits you all at once and doesnt let up for a couple of weeks.
>>38907956
Hard to say how much exactly. Maybe 50-70mg of val and a few xanax bars for a couple of months.

>>38907982
Unfortunately tripfaging is not against the rules so their's nothing we can do about it

>>38907995
that sounds like standard dosing fuck.. I'll have to pace myself now..

>>38908009
is using the wrong there/their/they're

>>38907940
T-thanks lad. If you feel you have to see a GP please don't worry. I am sure they've heard everything

>>38907955
Prescription should be cheaper desu

>>38907976
It's really very scary and I'm not ready for something like that. Think I would need to come out first. I do have breasts though

>>38907989
I have paid some taxes desu so it's not quite that bad I think

>>38908053
>I do have breasts though

post them on ur blog bb

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on 6mg at the moment but might turn it up to 9 haha shit

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>ywn play video games with a time travelling qt
fuck this life

>>38908053

What do you gain out of being a tranny?

1. No one will ever accept you as a real woman
2. You'll receive far more hostility than before
3. You'll never bear children
4. You have nothing to gain

At least cross dressing is temporary and you can stop it at any time, and keep it private and maintain some semblance of respect from others

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>>38906938
>Any new PBs yet?
Not yet, still 1m 46. I've been devoting all my time to learning f2l that I've actually barely even done any solves in the last few days. I bet once I can incorporate f2l into my solves I'll see a jump in my time. Then I'll solve the last layer with the beginner's method of cross then corners until I've learnt OLL+PLL. Does OLL+PLL take longer to learn than f2l? I hear there are 57 algorithms...

>I'm fine now but I'll crash massively at midday.
Good luck lad, hopefully the thought of how nice it'll be to get back into bed tonight will help you through the day

>>38908053
Post face pic wanna see who my tax payers money is going to also to see if you worth the pills also if you don't post it ill never reply to you again.

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>>38908082
>ywn play vidya with a cute bf and suck his juicy cock after we win together

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>>38908084
this save the taxpayer money

>>38908095
Be fair lad your dream is a bit more realistic

>>38907925
you're allowed to be an effeminate male. there's no need to further ostracise yourself from the greater community by obsessing over a goal that is physically and biologically impossible

>>38908107
that's true lad but it feels just as out of reach for me

>>38908094
>if you don't post it ill never reply to you again.

What is the difference between a threat & a promise?

>>38908095
cuck my big cock while i beat 12 years on battlefield

>>38908053
the last time I went to a doctor he shoved me on prozac, then that doctor retired, he was one of the last white doctors but was getting too old.

my new doctor is an actual paki, I feel even less comfortable around him. he might honour kill me if I come out with feelings like that.

>>38908084
>implying tilde can just choose to not be transgender

>>38908085

I think it's 78 algorithms, 57 for OL, 21 for PLL. Does take a while but you'll get there in a couple of months,

It's definitely best to solve the last layer in order of

>Flip/orient edges
>Orient corners
>Permute corners
>Permute edges

Because it makes it easier to transition to OLL/PLL, as you can group 1/2 and 3/4 together as you learn the algs.


>Good luck lad, hopefully the thought of how nice it'll be to get back into bed tonight will help you through the day

Thanks lad, although I'm already crashing now, at least Mondays are always easiest, might get home at 3:30am if I'm really lucky

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>>38908115
I think this is the most logical way to go about it, but some people see this world in such a way that what is the point? the thought of this country in the next 100 years. might as well have a fun time during this ride of nightmares.
>>38908140
what's 12 years?

>>38908133
You see i also post postive stuff but this tranny pill thing is bad for him and the taxpayers also takes money off the nhs which it needs more than him.

>>38908140
>he wanted to say suck but he said cuck instead
This must be Freudian

>>38908140
also I'm not into cucking sorry lad.

>>38908174
12 year olds you cheeky moe poster

>>38908149

He can choose not to take the pills though and do all the other stuff (benis chopping)

>>38908176

Not your decision anon, not mine.

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>>38908189
ooo I'd enjoy that. you better be a sniper if you want lewds...

>>38908190
>not taking hrt
>chopping off the dick
this is the opposite of what anyone should be doing

>>38908084
I know anon! That's why I want to see some medical professionals about this so I can get a more informed opinion.

>>38908145
Same. I can barely understand what they're saying most of the time. Some of them are alright though so it's still worth going

>>38908230
If people don't already mistake you for a woan, then you will never pass as a woman. People will be polite and call you she, but they will only do it becaus the alternative is a criminal record

>>38908190
That's the equivalent of telling someone with a migraine to not take paracetamol

Besides, Tilde doesn't seem the benis-chopping type

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>>38908230
Solve your rubik's cube

>>38908053
tilde can you take my virginity?

I'm going to have a shower now one do or say anything interesting while I'm gone

>>38908183
>>38908188
cuck me a break lads been up all night :^)
>>38908191
meh i stop caring after the 2nd post
>>38908211
yep but like assault class to

>>38908300
>meh i stop caring after the 2nd post

Good enough lad.

>>38908292
Quick lads what's your deepest secret?

>>38908292
Wow they actually didnt

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>>38908230
too hikki mode for that desu but good on you for going. hopefully they will be decent people who actually want to help and not just doing it to sell you meds for big pharma desu..

good luck and as another anon said face is a big factor, starting to try and shape my eyebrows which has helped my confidence a lot

>>38908300
hehe no worries lad
>assault class
DROPPED!
what battlefield do you play?

>>38908410
Haha too late mate I'm back good try though

>>38908419
1 and 4 hbu

>>38908419

Septic detected.

>>38908473
is at a /brit/ yank meme like mollusc's

What does Sertraline do to sex drive?

>>38908481

No, it's more widespread.

>>38908484
rekt's it and gives you limp dick

>>38908488
oh fuck off u /brit/fag

>>38908510

Thanks Anon, very kind of you to say so!

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Got a referral lads! For tranny stuff and personality disorders.

>tfw he asked me what I masturbate to

>>38908551
>tfw he asked me what I masturbate to

He's probably going to masturbate to that.

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>>38908551
MFW you said loli porn

>>38908524
Septic yank.

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>>38908453
Battlefield 2, can't get over it desu.
>>38908473
Why do you think I'm a yank lad? I can prove it if you want. If I used an americanism forgive me as I was brought up on yank cartoons on CN..
>>38908484
>>38908496
this, you won't even be able to masturbate (some people would say that's a good thing) but using drugs to achieve nofap is a bit dumb
>>38908551
WEW.. what did you say?

>>38908641
>Why do you think I'm a yank lad? I can prove it if you want. If I used an americanism forgive me as I was brought up on yank cartoons on CN..


Septic confirmed.

>>38908641
W O W

I did not intend for the spoiler to cover the whole post

>>38908551
tilde you didn't answer my question
>>38908286

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>>38908641
Now i remember why i hated moe/waifu posters and i was talking to such a nice one last night oh well.

>>38908551
And what did you tell him?

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>>38908656
seriously though why do you think I'm a yank, it's frankly offensive.

>>38908699

Nice try Mr. Spamburger.

>>38908687
why do you hate me lad? I really just want this to be a comfy place and where I'm allowed to post cute pics
>>38908712
oh lad.. luckily I live in a 90% countryside. must actually be horrible for those whites left in the big cities, especially Jew york.

>>38908641
>>38908696
I said I imagine myself as the female. That was all. Did not want to explain guro or emetophilia to him haha

>>38908662
It is possible anon

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>>38908737
I wanted a /britfeel/ anon to play battlefield with and you ruined it with your memery.

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>>38908752
Ahhh I feel the same... good though that might make them a bit weird. oh if they knew what kind of stuff look at these days
>>38908759
hey I'm sorry lad I want to play BF with you as well. did bf2 bring up some nostalgia?

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>>38908791
Nope was a cod fag till battlefield 3 what do you play it on do you ever have battlefield 1 or 4

>>38908752
Why are you on the Internet at this time of day I thought you worked at greggs

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>>38908820
I have battlefield 3 I think, maybe 4?? but I'm never buying Battlefield WE WUZ because of how it disgraced the millions of are people by replacing them with niggers

haven't opened up the old Origin client in a while but wouldn't mind giving it a go

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>>38907659
I'm shitting pure fire, lad. I did a super-hot hot wings challenge last night, I won a beer mat, my photo on the restaurant wall and a shitload of suffering.

I regret nothing.

>>38908840
GOOD question desu

stop muting me pls

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>>38908850
Ah you on discord post name ill friend you also console or pc.

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>>38908752
I dunno Tidle, you don't sound too enthusiastic about me buttfucking you.

>>38908840
I'm a part time wagie lad

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>>38908887
***tilde, exuse my autism

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>>38908898
JESUS CHRIST MY SPELLING IS AWFUL TODAY

>>38908892
What times do you work

>>38908752
What do you think about kids as young as 5 saying they are trannies? Do they really know what they're talking about?

>>38908914
When I was young I thought I was a robot from space so no kids don't know what they're talking about

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>>38908752
>emetophilia
woah.. well that's one way to make your disorder into something fun
>>38908882
I posted discord earlier in the thread if you can find it

what one are you into at the most now? PC master race btw :^)

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>>38908914
that stuff is pure evil imo. satanic even. people should be able to find themselves just like they should be able to find themselves in a religious sense. the gender confusion being pushed in society these days is scary yes I still fell for the meme

if you take HRT pre-puberty you end up with an undeveloped dick that does nothing, gross

>>38908850
>because of how it disgraced the millions of are people by replacing them with niggers

Who do they think they our?

>>38908935
post it not looking at every post

>>38908971
Who do they think they our?
have you ever been as far as to decided do what like?

I don't know how you Neets do it I'm bored out of my mind and I've only been off work for a week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYS9fLucyt8
fucking apolitcal but find these guys so funny

>>38908983

Fat fingered, drunken phone posting is no way to go through life, son.

ahhhh morning.. time to close the curtains

>>38909009
oh you trans

>>38909030
no I'm not a tranny, a bit fem though

sorry if that's not your thing

>>38909020
Not him but I think it's an old meme

>>38909020
I think he types like that all the time.

>lain poster is tomoko tripfag

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>>38909043
yeah come on newfags do you even memes?!

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>>38909043
>chance to post this
yes

>>38909035
neh i don't care but you will get abunch of prison gays adding you now suggest deleting your post.

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>>38909049
actually I'm neither of them.. bit of a coincidence when I found this place there are two posters who mainpost my favourite animu characters

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>>38909046
OK it was a meme though

>>38909070
haha I'll see how it goes, can always decline if they're creepers

What is the oldest meme on the Internet

>>38909035
>bit fem

oh no
you've just made tilde jealous
expect a war soon

>>38909134
all your base are belong to us (maybe)

>>38909134

Some ASCII shit from Usenet I expect.

>>38909134
probably the dancing baby gif or that dancing hamster

>>38909154

Samefag :- A quick Google says DEC Wars, a Star War's spoof set in the contemporary hacking community was one of the first. That's about 30 years old now...

>>38909136
I don't want any flame wars please I want to get along with her

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>>38909134
oldest one I know of desu, remember /caturday/?

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>>38909176
i was just going to say that
http://www.hamsterdance.org/hamsterdance/

>>38909214
was that before or after lol catz

to be honest desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4

>>38908082
I love Dark Matter, knows exactly what I want in a show.

Guess I shouldn't be surprised, SG-1 is my all time favourite.

>>38909254
I think it was like the original lol cat to start the whole craze

man i used to really love memes now i just find most of them annoying

>>38908907
It varies. Can start at 6am and finish at 6pm and anything in between. Last week I did 16 hours, this week it is 26.

>>38908914
I would take it into consideration, maybe a note on their medical records about it. But they shouldn't be able to do anything permanent in my opinion

>>38909206
Don't worry I am quite sure we can get along with one another, anon~

>pull a sickie thurs-fri last week
>the person who sit's next to me was actually ill
Worlds greatest excuse lads.

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>>38909265
Good lad. Battlestar Galactica and Babylon 5 are God-tier if you havent seen them yet.

>>38909298
Dark matter anon still up for watching battle star galactica you can you remember it all still.

>>38909278
Did you know you were a tranny when you were a child? How do you feel about the fact that if you started treatment before puberty you could have probably passed a lot better?

Is it safe to come back to /britfeel/?

>>38909327
Didn't start calling himself trans till like two weeks ago lad
Wouldn't believe all this desu

>>38909315
I havent seen it in a few years but watched it a few times so remember pretty much everything. Even watched the cash-in DVDs they made (The Razor, The Plan etc)

>>38909278
Nice to know your opinion on it. To me it seems like puberty would be the time when your body tells you what's going on gender wise, like it does with lots of stuff.

>>38909366
Don't think i have watched them have watched the youtube one with the guy paki guy from skins.

>>38909344
>started getting called out for being a bit of a knob
>don't be mean silly boys i'm a trans girl uguuuuu

>>38909327
Yes I think so. I used to reassure myself that I was internally a girl when I became upset with my body.

It is regrettable that I could not start earlier but if I did and then realised I wasn't a tranny I would be in a similar situation. Neither option is risk free but desu I wish I took estrogen when I was younger.

>>38909344
I posted about it before Poleaboo did, and self medicated last year until I needed all my money to fund my binge eating

>>38909342
It is always safe, anon! Well mostly safe tbqh

>>38909386
Yep I was going to suggest puberty is when decisions should be made. It is difficult to set a legal age of when someone can begin HRT however because puberty starts at varying ages for each individual

is it till possible to tri-force?

>>38909342
never safe when ebin is about, he's too volatile

>>38909393
Luke Pasqualino? Wiki says he's Italian

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>>38909366
>>38909366
also have you watched farscape rygel reminds me of nigel

>>38909417
As long as you're not a newfag

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shitting myself about a CBT phone asessment in 20 mins.

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>>38909441
>farscape rygel
Hmm

>>38909430

Paki lad thinks everything is Paki.

Allah's ways are not known to man.

>>38909444
[alt-255] [alt-255] [alt-30] [enter] [alt 30] [alt 255] [alt 30]

>>38909465
fuck
originaal comeent

>>38909278
I'm glad!
>>38909342
it feels quite comfy right now desu
>>38909415
>but desu I wish I took estrogen when I was younger.
know this feel too desu but we can make the best with what he have

Going to make some chutney.

>>38909455
fuck meme magic looks like him has the same politcs like to dress snappy loves purple.

Who else here /hairy/?

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>>38909554
who else /hairless/?

>>38909523

Is a muppet.

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[alt-255] [alt-255] [alt-30] [alt-255] [alt-255] [alt-30]
trying not to be a newfag please
ignore

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>>38909554
mfw i have ape legs but twink chest

bored again

>>38909579
I used to be like that but my chest has gotten hairier as I've gotten older. Plus I have dark hair so I look like a bloody turk.

>>38909613
if you look like a turk like that then you werent white to begin with and shouldnt be here

>>38909415
You said you didn't mind being called he or she
Say what you like but that's the behaviour of a guy with agp not an actual trans girl and I suspect if you're actually truthful with your doctor they'll tell you the same thing

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>>38909572
Woah lad don't diss the nigel the 1st king of brexit.

>>38909639
Oh no. Whatever shall I do now a faggot on /r9k/ says I shouldnt be here?

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>don't go to sleep until 4:30am
>forget to set alarm for work
>somehow wake up at 8:45am even though I normally sleep for 10+ hours if left
>only an hour late
>"car wouldn't start"
>"alright no worries"
Wew lads, gettin' lucky today. Thank god I saved Mr porker's day from being ruined

>>38909669
t. triggered shitskin

>>38909656
I prefer she but he doesn't bother me too much either. Some people might be uncomfortable calling me she and in those circumstances he is okay I think. Respect is a two way thing desu

>>38909680
wew sick burn lad maybe call me a cuck next and really blow me the fuck out.

>>38909676
8.ch meme fuck off kiddo

>>38909690
Being trans is a lot more complicated than "Oh well being a girl would be preferable"
Do you actually know what dysphoria does to people?

>>38909662

He's a cunt of the first water.

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>>38909694
Wait you really a turkie out of curiousity what are really you.

>>38909669

I know lad, bet your day's ruined.

>>38909723
how so
did his party steal daddy corbyn votes or mummy may

>>38909722
That is why I went to my GP lad. To get a second opinion essentially and to discuss
it with an informed individual

>>38909722
Yeah he's clearly just got a fetish and thinks life would be easier if he was a girl
Shame he's at hon age now

>>38909741
farage killed off ukip leaving and ensuring we get the very softest brexit possibly which wont even really do anything and ending any hopes of a remotely non cucked party getting into some sort of power in the uk, thank based nige

>>38909749
Well I'm glad you're being at least a little bit sensible

>>38909726
Not really anything. Just a mongrel without an identity. An ethnically vague "tanned white" just various shitty ancestors.

>>38909769

No such thing as a "soft" brexit lad.
There's either brexit or no brexit.

I wouldn't bet my life savings on which happens.

>>38909777

Like everyone else on this thread then lad.
Only difference is the level of tan.

And please science i can get to fuck off somewhere and top mine up soon.

>>38909794
I have black hair and brown eyes. My brother has brown hair and blue eyes and actually looks 100% white. Not fair desu.

>>38909781
>There's either brexit or no brexit.

that's not true though, just you wait, we will be claiming brexit while still being in the single market and attached to the eu, still following their rules and bowing to them but with some "special allowances", that is the soft brexit, brexit on paper and nothing more

>>38908082
>>38909265
I like that Dark Matter doesn't take itself seriously, but isn't Whedon silly like a lot of sci-fi shows today.

>>38909807
you've been drinking too much meme juice if you think you aren't white looking

>>38909807

Well no, he's not fair with brown hair but he's fairer than you, amirite?

Fuck's sake lad aside from the local molluscs and various other throwbacks... Who gives a fuck?

>>38909808

Nah. That would require the EU to be disposed to making allowances for us, they aren't.

We'll remain as we are now or end up needing visa waivers to cross the channel... One or the other. And I really can't call it.

Luckily I have dual Brit/Irish nationality and can be "French" by residency in fairly short order so imagine the size of the fuck I don't give.

>>38909830
I assure you if you saw me you'd say I wasnt white. It's not a big deal just weird when random people like shopkeepers etc try to guess where I'm from. Some liberal faggot at a party called me a 'person of colour' once and I couldnt stop laughing

>>38909851
youre right they wont make allowances for us, the special allowances they give would be meaningless ones, the eu know it would be better with us still with them, theyll fight to make sure they dont give away anything to us and the amount of people who want us to remain in the eu in the negotiation team will ensure that we eventually get a "wonderful" offer that secures brexit for the people!*

*everything will continue as normal due to there being no real change in our interactions with the eu, we simply just have the tag "not in the eu" depsite everything continuing on as when we were

>>38909857
stop browsing /pol/ so much, it's clearly bad for your mental well being and your self image

>>38909885

There is zero chance of that lad, it's been made abundantly clear by the other side, we are in or we are out.

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>>38909769
He is coming back lad haven't you heard.
>>38909777
All makes sense now i feel for you mongrel bro but don't be one of them race is a social construct guys because you lack a stable identity pick a side and embrace it or make one of your own lad. btw is this dark matter anon

>>38907925
You cutting your cock off for the cosmetics industry then lad?

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>>38909898
Too late anon he his already redpilled down the rabbit hole he go's.

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>>38909953
>btw is this dark matter anon
yes

>>38909953
>He is coming back lad haven't you heard.

More lulz, he's the gift that keeps on giving.

>>38909950
>listening to bravado for the cameras

neither side are as bullheaded as hey want to appear, the eu would enjoy having us settle back in line greatly, they just dont want to bend over and say "oh pls come back pls do", same with a lot of the people in charge of things on our end, they would love for things to return to the status quo, they just dont want to say it out loud and risk upsetting people

I honestly think /pol/ has ruined peoples lives and is one of the worst places on the internet.

Just sorted out a problem like an actual adult rather than being a manchild NEET and literally got a massive buzz and realise, I wanna be a normie. How would I go about ascending from Robotdom?

>>38910004
Then you put too much credit in other's shitpost-level words and are a huge faggot.

>inb4 it was just bait

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>>38909973
2bh i saw you in at black feels thread you posted that webm of the android shooting shit and posted racist gtfo thats when i knew lad am a nazi mosley fag btw but ill be your friendo

>>38910004
I agree tbqh, not ruined in the sense that it has killed people or destroyed families like alcohol and drugs but has warped some impressionable minds, with memes some people end up taking things extremely serious, the obsession with whiteness, or not being white, not feeling accepted in a place they want to feel accepted, it's fucking with some people a lot.

>>38910001

As a whole they have no interest whatsoever in maintaining a trading relationship with the UK beyond our being full members.

There is no "soft" option.

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>>38910004
And /r9k/ hasn't nibba pls you forget where you are.

>>38910004

It's one of the funniest places on the internet.
A human zoo.

Can any one explain about this feeling of needing and identity etc if you are not 100% one race? I haven't experienced this feeling.

>>38910036
i dont know how what ive been saying has been going over your head because im pretty much agreeing with you, im saying we will be a full member pretty much, just with some meaningless "concessions" which mean fuck all and on paper it will say we arent a part of the eu, but we will

>>38910026
Ah fair enough. I dont mind racists really unless they're edgy kids or retards. Even been friends with some and been described as 'white enough' which was funny. Dont like it when people bully on /r9k/ and think non-whites cant be robots though.

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>>38910049
Human nature bro we are tribal and it don't get more tribal than race.

>>38910070
Right but can you explain?

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Benis! Mighty bennis!
Thrusting, lusty, powerful, ebony.
Helm of power, ever-ready
Take up your home in old man's anus!

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>>38910004
you sound a little triggered lad

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>>38908641
>>38908496
can you elaborate a bit more? Do you still get the urge to masturbate, but just can't get hard to relieve it? Or do you just have no desire at all? Does that bother you?
Do you get morning wood still? If you get an erection at all and stroked it, could you achieve an orgasm? A bunch of sites say failure to ejaculate is common, does that mean you can get an orgasm but not cum? Does delayed ejaculation mean you orgasm first and then cum slightly after?

>>38910049
Identity politics are everywhere these days and there's an underlying pressure to categorise yourself.

>>38910111
>you now remember DJanon
what was the point of that character?

>>38910119
>Identity politics are everywhere these days
Such a white thing to say

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>>38910068
i have defended blackbots cause any race can be one in fact i encourage blackrobotism keeps them off the street knocking stacies up and doing naughty thug things not even joking even pretend to be a blacknazi robot somethings most blackbots are behaviour like comfy redpilled nerdy guys anyway even have a few black natsoc's friendo's on discord

>>38910126
Um, no sweetie. Check our privilege.

>>38910130
, Here take this comma.

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>World of Warcraft gold is worth more than Venezuela's actual money

How does a country become so fucked

>>38910082
Well because tribes have a desire to have everyone look like them because as a primitive mind that's the easiest way to know someone is safe to you, and they also instinctively want to spread their genes and your child is more likely to look like you if you mate with someone who looks like you

>>38910130
You're an idiot, not for the reason you first thing when reading my post, but because you think that black anons that make their way to 4chan are anything like the people you'll see out on the streets in the first place.

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>>38910130
> i encourage blackrobotism keeps them off the street knocking stacies up and doing naughty thug things not even joking even pretend to be a blacknazi robot somethings

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>>38910116
um it just makes masturbating really hard, like you'll go for hours without cumming, but either way you should try to stop masturbating for health reasons

>>38910067

Nothing's going over my head. What I keep explaining to you and you appear unwilling to accept is that, in general, (Some E. Europeans and Ireland may differ) there is no interest in having the UK as "pretty much" members of the EU. They're split between those who want us to fuck off along with the horse we rode in on and those who want us to remain in the union. The halfway house does nowt for them and it will not be on offer.

I live half (almost half, M. impot sur le revenu) in France and have financial interests there, in Italy & in Ireland as well as here in the UK so I'm acutely aware of what's likely to go down.

At the most basic level, apart from those with a vested interest in various levels of European federalism, not that many people give a flying fuck what we do.

>>38910156
so you can still get erections?
what health reasons? medication related or nofap shite?

>>38910144
Political uncertainty

Like what happened to the pound after brexit but 100x worse because of riots and people dying in the street

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>>38910122
I have no idea but did give me some chuckles buddy!

>>38910170
yeah I guess you can but it's harder to be turned on probably

but yeah nofap shite is legit you should try it desu

>>38910191
I don't have a porn addiction and don't use fucked up shit, I'm not the target audience of nofap. You will never convince me that routine ejaculation is a bad thing

If you don't masturbate while on sertraline do you get wet dreams?

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>>38910082
not going to type it out for you here is a pc video on it summary labels matter identity is the base for the self and the collective ie the society,culture etc it's how we humans see the world and issues with identity are very unheathly for the mind like transfags or them otherkin weirdo's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhn0pwVAgxM dunno how you think this is unimportant.

>>38910178
>Political uncertainty

They were certain that socialism would work, but it never does

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>>38910141
>>38910149
>>38910151
Thats not me but fuck me i see why people tripfag now.

>>38910144
Retard leaders with too much power and falling oil prices.

>>38910214
It's how some humans see the world lad, certainly not all of us.

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>>38910230
Socialism can work, fyi

>>38910149
Well it's actually a HUGE mistake and is a No.1 red flag to me if someone actually knows shit about the races. Nigger =/= Black just as English Breakfast =/= The only breakfast available in England, the names misleading. Acting like a nigger is acting like a hollering ape committing crimes, raping, not looking after their kids etc, it's called acting Niggerish because it comes from African immigrants who in common dialogue would be referred to as nigger. Being black doesn't necessarily mean you act niggerish, but unfortunately acting niggerish is cool at the moment and not acting like a nigger especially as a black means you are referred to as "acting white", this is only done by people who act niggerish whether they be white or actually black and since whiteness is actively alienated and discouraged this is seen as highly negative.

TL;DR
There is no such thing as "acting white" but there is such a thing as not acting like a nigger, but this is not the same thing as not "acting black" because that isn't a thing.

>>38910259
Name one example of socialism working before son

>>38910230
I have yet to see a sociopolitical system that has withstood the test of time

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Hello and good morning.

>>38910277
Capitalism, been around since the industrial era lad.

>>38910257
guessing your a transfag then or a mixed laddo

>>38910270
>>38910277
I think most of scandinavia but insert your favourite cuck meme here.

>>38910293

Married man dearie.

>>38910301
>married to a man
Ftfy

>>38910292
it's only been a couple of hundred years, it's still in its infancy
it will die as all things do

>>38910296
Scandanavia is not socialism friendo. As apposed to us where we have a medium of fucking over business and taxpayers with taxes, over there they just fuck over their taxpayers and leave their businesses. Corporation tax is very low while consumer taxes like import taxes are very high. That's how their country can afford to pay for their services.

>>38910296
>scandinavia
>socialist

thats a myth m8 they are capitalist, you have literally fallen for a meme

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have you seen shanghai noon with jackie chan and owen wilson it's about cowboys there's this one scene where jackie ties a rope to a horseshoe and hits the bad guy saving owen wilson at the end owen wilson shoots the bad guy and he dies then they leave it open so that shanghai knights could be released as a prequel B^) pordner

>>38910301
THEN WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE THEN!
jhdhduc

>>38910332
>at the end owen wilson shoots the bad guy and he dies
wow spoiler alert

>>38910332
[wows nasally]

>>38907617
Can we help stop a /pol/ raid and send some positivity in the comment section?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_nufSwU-T8

>>38910307
You see dear, if I were I would say so because I don't see bay good reason not too.

No luv, I'm married to a lady she has boobies and wears dresses and everything.

>>38910359
Thanks for posting this it's really what the thread needs right now

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>>38910259
>>38910280
Whew, here we go again

>>38910336

Why wouldn't I be?

Are you under the impression that this is s thread for the basement dwelling misogynist mollusc?

'Cos it ain't me bucko, although they're welcome to contribute of course.

>>38910359
kek that like to dislike ratio is brilliant
the comments too are great

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Daytime /britfeel/ is shit

>>38907925
you shouldn't be nervous, it's literally classified as a mental illness so your GP will be understanding

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>>38910387
lets GO originally original fuck

how many people have said "let's go"

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>>38910149
this wasn't me dark matter anon i went for a shit am not much of a subversive jew.

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Everyday I'm struggling with depression

do married men still masturbate?
It's so common to hear in comedies husbands complaining about how little sex they get
do they masturbate so they still get to cum somehow?

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>>38910429
Jokes on you, that wasnt me replying

>>38910435
Women stop putting out as much when married. Same reason they get fatter and more lazy

>>38910435

Depends lad, if your wife is significantly younger than you then you probably won't have much desire left when she's done TBQF.

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>>38910359
big beautiful black......edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

My cat just caught a bird lads. She's crunching on its head as I type.

>>38910446
yes so do men still masturbate when married if their wife doesn't put out?

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>>38910397
this hit too close to home anon. Politics reduces comfy to all time lows.

>>38910462

Has she left any of it for you as a "present"?

>>38910466
Obviously?

Not sure why you don't know this

>>38910469

Meh. Political debate can be interesting because it covers most aspects of life in one sense or another.

What happens here is meme-ing and trolling, which is just plain tedious.

>>38910479
>Not sure why you don't know this
because I've never heard a married man talk about it
when do they do it? Like in the shower or does the wife not mind if you do it in front of them?

>>38908248
I get cluster headaches in winter and don't take paracetamol - it's literally a choice

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>>38910130
Fucking kek i might do this just for a lark.

>>38910493
>when do they do it? Like in the shower or does the wife not mind if you do it in front of them?

Sometimes they want you to....

>>38910441
whats this girls name any fake lewds of her

>>38908140
>his phone autocorrected suck to cuck
>autocorrect is based on frequency of words used
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>38910493
They always talk about it. Maybe they'll do it when she's gone to sleep, or in the shower, or when she's at work, or (insert any other time a guy will wank)

>>38910513
am a laptop fag

>>38910526
that's fucking worse that means your brain chose to make you type cuck

>>38910514
Is it normal for wives to be okay with it? Or is it somehow framed as cheating on them?

>>38910493
If they're married then they're normies and normies don't talk about masturbation after like age 19

>>38910530
cuck my a break

>>38910536

What, in church?

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>>38910512
Filename and I've no idea she's not for the lewd desu

>>38910534
Some bitches will hate it, some won't care. If she's not putting out, she has literally no say in the matter though

anyone here work retail I have a question

>>38910456
>>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

I'd say it was more of a three or four mile radius. Black men are drowning in white pussy. Women prefer them..it's just a fact.

Do you ever look at a conversation on here and convince yourself that it's one anon talking to himself?

>>38910534
Depends on the wife. It usually means nothing but they may get offended if they are jacking off to porn because they think the husband would rather be fucking the 8/10 porn stars instead of their fat old hag wife, like it was a shock Speaking from experience I WAS married for 4 years, had sex 12 times during those 4 years and 90% of that was in the first two

>>38910554
are you schizophrenic original?

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>can't go downstairs because my family is hysterically blubbering over my nan dying
>they didn't mentally prepare themselves for it despite her being in a non communicative state for 3 days, 95 years old and functionally deaf/blind

>>38910565
>had sex 12 times during those 4 years
Jesus christ