Take a look dicklets, this is what you'll never have and

>>38907941
Is that a restored foreskin lmao

>>38907962
holy fucking shit i hate this board. No, it's a normal foreskin, it's a real foreskin. I wouldn't expect an american imbecile to know what that looks like anyway

>>38907941
>you need a dick to make a woman cum
lol

>>38907941
Why does the foreskin look so terrible

>>38908058
idiot, see
>>38908003

>>38907941
someone jack off with their left hand lmao. nice slant faggot.

>>38907941
That is the most munted creature I have ever seen.

Never actually saw a foreskin, but I have made myself cum before. Take a look, dicklet. Look at your hands.

>>38908043
>>38908093
>>38908129
t. dicklets

and a woman cums harder from the inside

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>>38907941
Is this suppose to be upsetting people, OP?
You're kind of bad at this.

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>>38908168

Guy's got a sandworm dick that makes it pretty obvious he was born with fetal alcohol syndrome. Guy's probably an 80 IQ retard and "muh dik" is all he has. He's basically a nigger.

>>38908168
Think of it as more of a learning experience for neet virgins

>>38908231
>Guy's
>Guy's
>FAS having anything to do with dick
I think you're the one with the 80 IQ

>>38908283
Oh look the obvious 5'2 manlet managed to use his tiny widdle hands to type a retort. Nice midget legs there pugface. Must have felt real growd up to get your dick out in the back of your moms car while she was in Walmart buying your tendies faggot. You're basically sinking in that seat you're so tiny and lounging back with so much leg space with those short little peg legs. Anyway I'm off for a nap have fun pretending you're hot shit posting your fetal alcohol syndrome mutant sandworm cock for a bunch of autistic faggots that dress like girls. Big hero.

>>38907941
>Anon we should play wiIly wars!
>Whoever can wank their wilIy and make the most willyjuice gets to use the other ones bum as a fanny!
>My willy makes Iots of milk!!!!
>l beat chinese keith at willy wars and when l used his bum Iater his little chinky wilIy did lots of spurts all down his Ieg and he wasn't even touching it!

SPLUUURT FFSSSSSSSSKK

>>38907941
and here i thought my foreskin looked bad, bloody hell

>>38907941
>He wears jeans with buttons
>not a fly

Nice girls jeans faggot did you borrow them from your sister?

Nice cock but wtf is up with that foreskin? DId he go to Dr. Goldbergsteins foreskin restoration?

>>38907941
Retract it

>>38908520
Looks like it's just super thick, like a male roastie
Probably feels good as fuck

>>38907941
Damn. Dat a horse cock. Cool, but I know more girls who've had problems with dicks being too big than with dicks being too small. Have you thought about going into porn?

>>38908520
Nah, I just didn't go to dr. liebowitz head removal service like you retards

>>38907941

that foreskin looks like you have a busted roastie vagina attached to the end of your dick lel

>>38909081
>xDDDD his dick isnt mutilated like mine! what a freak!
you

>>38907941
I dont want to make a woman cum, I want to make that cock cum

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>>38907941
Do you by chance have phimosis?

>>38907941
looks like a leg of lamb

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>>38907941
*WHEEEEEZE*

It's hueeg tbqh, but it won't help /r9k/ since they never leave the house and never interact romantically with womyn.

>>38909081
>that foreskin looks like you have a busted roastie vagina attached to the end of your dick

Took the words right out of my mouth, anon. Looks like roastie flaps caressing a penis head. Fucking weird.

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>>38909992
Originaliol

>>38907941
>http://www.sexsurrogateofla.com/enlarging-your-penis-think-before-you-act.php
>The problem is that this method of penile enlargement is slightly flawed. First, the penile shaft does not naturally have a great deal of fat cells, and so the appearance of the supposedly new and improved penis can look and feel strange or disproportionate. There is also the risk of the injected fat shifting entirely the wrong way which would make the penis look less like a magic dragon and more like a symptom of Peyronies disease.

>TLDR
OP took all his belly fat and put it into his dick, now it looks like a fucking corndog and because of his insecurities he comes bragging around to feel like he made the right choice.
Smart move faggot.

>>38907941
nigga has a prolapsed anus for a dick why

>>38910631
and you have 3 buttons for your jeans just end it all my guy

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I literally only come here to make incels feel bad, but I would blow any circumcised dicklet here before I would touch that fucking rumpled meat stocking holy fucking shit

>>38908594
Nobody's with a foreskin that fucked up can go into porn

OP is a great "master-baiter"

>>38909874
Dude have you seen other people's foreskins? The reason we are saying yours is fucked up is because it's fucked up compared to other uncuts, not mutilated hotdog dicks

>>38909992
Holy fucking shit 60-67 cm??? How do you not die from blood pressure issues when you get an erection????

>>38908003

Actually it looks fucking weird and pretty gross, like someone has stiched up an extra fold in there years ago then removed the ligature when it had grown together.

hey retard the tip of your dick and foreskin looks like a cunt

gay retard baby

>>38907941
it looks like a loose gaping porn pussy, it really does

>>38907941
lol at your restored foreskin

>>38908003
>normal

hello cutfag

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jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with your foreskin? dicks like that are literally why circumcision is even a medical procedure.
that has to be shopped bait desu. it literally looks like anon took his normal dick and shopped another dick on top of it. look at the hand positioning and the extremely awkward thickness, it's like a goddamn piece of meat in a cartoon lmao

>>38908536
Originally rolling for this

Don't be a pusi OP

>>38907941
lol that is clearly a horse dick

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>That feel when big thick cock (6.5 inch girth) but foreskin makes it look ugly as fuck

>>38911774
You're pressing that ruler down hella hard

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>>38911774
>Ruler pressed down as far as an inch in the flesh
Don't need to stab yourself when you measure.

>>38908231
>projection: the post

lmaoing at ur life faget

>>38912146
>>38912354
You're supposed to measure to the bone. How do you think we fuck, by going just down to the skin? you fucking pound.

>>38912354
>>38912146
retards. Bone pressing is standard.

>>38912146
>>38912354
Do you measure only that which goes into a vagina? If so then i'm 0 inches.

Nothing wrong with pushin down on the fat pad m8

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>>38912146
>>38912354
Dicklets detected

Can't handle the seaslug can you anons

>>38912559
>>38912725
>>38912858
>>38912880
samefag small dick detected. There isnt a need to add a fake inch to your dick so you can show off to fags here.

>>38908501
Not OP, but only faggots wear zippers. Levi's 501 god-tier button jeans.

>>38912559
>>38912725
>>38912858
If you're average weight and not a fat fuck bonepressing adds almost nothing.

t. former fat fuck.

>>38907941
I'd rather take a big whiff.

>>38907941
it's like op wrapped it in several pieces of ham.

>>38913231
>>38913156
Nope. Bone pressing is clinical standard but it's hard to teach illiterate NEETs anything everytime this comes up.

>>38913378
Okay but the point is if you're not a fat piece of shit bone pressing isn't going to hardly add anything. Less than half an inch.

Lose weight fatty.

>>38913231
Bone-pressing "adds" nothing because that is your real dick size.

>>38913388
The entire point of bone pressing is to remove the skew and inconsistency that fat provides. That's why urologists and others in medical fields prefer it.

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>>38907941

> tfw no rhino dick
what did nature mean by this? Some get twigs and others get redwoods.

>>38913545
This nigga has a full on hard on what the fuck.

>>38908003
>No, it's a normal foreskin, it's a real foreskin
Anon please, there are enough Eurofags here. That's not what normal foreskin looks like.

>>38913567
He looks flaccid actually.

>>38913625
In what world is that flaccid. He would literally be the world record holder if that was flaccid. You can even see the erection bending down in his pants.

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>>38910784
made me laugh.
accept this reply as a sign of recognition