>tfw when my new Gucci watch arrived today >paid by the

>>38907728
ayyy what's gucci my nucci

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>>38907775
I'm feelin mahself 2night

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>>38907728
Niiiiice. You're welcome, OP!

As the NEET is playing Roblox on his PC with an Intel duo core and an old 640 X 480 CTR screen in his parents basement he hears the doorbell. He groans and sticks his pinky finger in his asshole to relief an itch that has been developing from not showering for 2 months. He licks his finger clean and yells for his Mom to take the door. However she wasn't home and as he realised this after hearing the door bell ring multiple times and getting no response from his animalistic groans he had no choice but to take the door. He steadies his knees to get ready to stand up and with a groan, a huff and a puff he slowly stands. His Dorito dust slowly falling off his Minecraft T shirt. He waddles through the piles of garbage which is a rainbow of colours because of the candy wrappers and soda he consumed over the past months. His big overweight frame is slowly making its way towards the stairs and as sweat is pouring from his armpits, forehead and groin he shared himself for the 19th time that month, he waddles of as his digested Doritos, skittles and mountain dew shit slowly drips out of his cargo shorts. He goes up the stairs slowly each step creaking due to his 500 pound frame. His wet shit painting his backside 50 shades of brown. He is now in the hall way, and as he is approaching the front door he pukes. His vomit is in a similar consistency as his shit but his quest must be completed. He finally reached the front door and as he opens the door he sees a disgruntled UPS employee, already holding back tears from the awful stench that a NEET gives off. He stretches out his hand holding a package with the NEET's name on it. The NEET snatches it away and slams the door shut as the UPS employee pukes at a tree across the road. He rips the package open and smiles in glee like child. "It's my Gucci watch, that will show dem wageslaves."

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>>38907966
Oh wow, fresh pasta. thx anon!

>>38907728
>that face when when
Kys retard; bling can't solve your stupidity

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>>38908826
It's that feel when you retarded faggot. back you go

>>38907728
What's the point of getting a watch if you're a neet in the first place, the oven has a timer to remind you about the tendies.

>>38907966
i know this is a pasta but imagine the wagie triggered enough to make this

Enjoy it my friend. Spread the wealth.

>>38908826
>that face when
lol ok

Holy shit. Is Gucci really still trying to meme-vertise? Did the campaign go so badly that they think they can market their ugly ass watches here? This is frankly, pathetic, and transparent shilling.

Gucci is nigger-tier though
>ayo looks muh wrist nigga my wrist gold nigga aye nigga looka dat gowld watch
Better off with a Breitling, pleb