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>kek makes multiple threads begging for a roastie fembot to come back
>leaves her contact info like a dumbasss but blurs his
>contact fembot which then gives me the contact for the other dude
>hilarity insues as I start messing with one of them to get the other one to stop making STUPID FUCKING THREADS EVERY HOUR TO CATCH THE ATTENTION OF A ROASTIE.
beta cucks, not even once.
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http://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/bailey/type/op/filter/text/
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>>38910831
nobody cares about this retarded drama FUCK OFF YOU ARE ALL NORMIES
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>>38910889
He's been making the same threads for the past week, this is internet justice.
I do hope you tag along though.
he does have a nice house though, maybe lives with parents?
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>>38910889
i agree with this guy
stop giving him attention and escalating the situation
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where do our thoughts go when we forget them??
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>>38910740
The unconscious where it dwells and consumes us.
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Just like our friends when we move on or fade away.they dont really disappear. They are there still,even on a cosmological scale. They will always be. Thats why i want everyone to remember who i am. That way i can exist forever,even if it is just metaphysicaly.
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>>38910788
well i feel better knowing someone I once knew thought of or is thinking of me
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Hello frenz!
Do your best today frenz!
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>>38910716
You too fren
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>>38910716
Heeeeey
Thanks fren
hope your day is a great
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thank frendamenday
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Ok so am I a robot or not welcome? When I was younger like 17-22 I had sex with hot as FUCK bitches then I suffered a series of trauma and got fat and live indoors now and I'm more out of contact with females and no friends than half the people here
I'm addicted to drugs and sit on my couch all day playing runescape and Xbox and I only message girls and look retarded when I'm drunk and I never actually go to a bar or parties or anything also I live in a small town so doing anything is impossible. Am I failed normalfag? Or?
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There is no fixed self, so yes, despite what lots of angry autists will tell you, you can be a robot. But it basically requires that you are currently in very poor mental health combined with no social skills and significant levels of social anxiety which prevent you from interacting with people without spilling tonnes of spaghetti.
Kinda sounds like your situation now but idk.
I'm definitely a robot. If you observed me irl around people (especially girls) you'd think i was a khv who was certainly destined for wizardhood. However i had one gf who i managed to get cos we shared accomodation and spent time in living room together. she is now desperately lusted after by every hopeless idiot she knows (she got hot af).
Then the relationship destroyed my mental health, made my anxiety 100x worse, got dumped, and i haven't recovered since.
some autists would say that means i'm not a 'true' robot, just a 'failed normie'. but i've always been extremely socially undesirable and the loser of any social situation. that relationship was just a fluke and doesn't define my current situation.
so in short.... welcome to the club OP. one of us, one of us, one of us.... etc etc etc
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Yeah, you are what's called a failed normie. Don't worry though, you're not alone. I am as well and I just see it as a semantical thing rather than an insult
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You are a failed normie, like all robots. You will fit right in.
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So, Anon? What's the creepiest thing you've ever done?
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I used to go around to rummage sales buying little girl clothes. I only kept the panties.
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I want to fucking kill myself i hate myself um a fucking loser
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>>38910582
Disappointed, from the thumbnail it looked like she had a neon claw. I want my combination of cyberpunk and high seas adventure!
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ITT: justice porn of women getting what they deserve
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origigoogleh231
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>>38910580
Good stuff but i dont believe that she never cheated on him.
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>>38910768
Of course she cheated on him. She didn't say that so people would be on her side instead of calling her the hypocrite that she really is.
>>38910580
I hadn't read that before and it made me chuckle/
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Any other robots ever had experience of brain fog? This has been happening to me since a few months ago and it just won't fade. Sometimes I hear a phrase or read a sentence and it fades away from memory the moment it stops and I can't recall any of it. It is making me desperate anons, reading and studying used to be my life, now I can barely remember sentences? Is this gonna be permanent or is there a cure to it?
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i would write you a solution but youll just forget it right away
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>>38910458
>i would write you a solution but youll just forget it right away
I'm gonna screenshoot it and make it my screensaver if it works so I will never forget it.
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Since I've been neet I've noticed my memories have started to fade and I have a hard time retaining anything. I could read an entire page of a book and not remember anything I read. Or I'll forget what task I'm supposed to be doing while I'm on the way to do it. At first it was kind of alarming but I guess I'm too apathetic to care at this point.
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BAILEY COME BACK, PLEASE SWEETHEART
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you know the more you keep posting these threads then the longer im going to stay away. I need time so give me it.
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maybe if you weren't such a pathetic beta orbiter, you wouldn't be in this situation rn.
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His Discord is olive#4190
Thanks Bailey.
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so.... i know the webhosting is 3rd party but 4chan flushes its archives eventually... right?
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There are several third-party archives, like 4plebs, which archive things forever. Yes, the internal archives are pruned.
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>>38910584
great now i get to live in paranoid fear of being retrospectively doxxed via 4chan archive
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>>38910685
Why? If you don't mind me asking. What did you do?
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What does this picture make you feel, /r9k/?
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>>38910281
this reminds me of my childhood of being the weird funny kid who didnt notice girls. oh god...
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>>38910310
ENTERING ENRAGE MODE
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he knows he will completely disappoint her so he does her a favor and ignores her glance.
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would any female be interested in keeping a loser company
im losing my grip on things and getting to know someone/attention from the opposite sex is the only thing that helps with my anxiety
i like having something to look forward to everyday
i dont have any friends or anyone to talk to and im on edge lately, it gets really hard to deal with by myself
i dont have much to offer but my time, im short, kinda hideous and live in a small ass town
i have so many insecurities that it gets hard to breathe sometimes. All i ask of you is your time and attention, idc what you look like just have loads of time and attention to give me. Also pls be a loner, this is really important for me, i cant relate to functional adults
im in my mid 20's struggling with my shitty life
if your in a similar situation maybe we could bond
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im posting this again so someone from eu or the east can read this
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fuck right off to /soc/ you thirsty piece of shit
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>>38910295
is this thirst
im just lonely and dont really have any friends, i just want to find someone whos in a similar situation
im not really asking for much
idk
i will delete the thread if it gets too much traction anyway
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i m gonna go nap
hopefully the thread dies by then
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Chinese tourists arrested for doing the Nazi salute in Germany. Have a ball, guys.
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/08/06/541898669/nazi-salutes-end-in-arrests-for-chinese-tourists-in-berlin
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>be Chinese
>go traveling abroad
>learn the country's customs and culture
>show my appreciation for the nation I'm visiting with a good old salute
>get arrested
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>>38910265
It's only fair after what they did to that white guy who took a poster.
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>>38910562
>be American
>go traveling abroad
>not get shot
have you seen shanghai noon with jackie chan and owen wilson it's about cowboys there's this one scene where jackie ties a rope to a horseshoe and hits the bad guy saving owen wilson at the end owen wilson shoots the bad guy and he dies then they leave it open so that shanghai knights could be released as a prequel
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have you seen shanghai noon with jackie chan and owen wilson it's about cowboys there's this one scene where jackie ties a rope to a horseshoe and hits the bad guy saving owen wilson at the end owen wilson shoots the bad guy and he dies then they leave it open so that shanghai knights could be released as a sequel
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have you seen shanghai knights with jackie chan and owen wilson it's about cowboys there's this one scene where jackie ties a rope to a horseshoe and hits the bad guy saving owen wilson at the end owen wilson shoots the bad guy and he died then they leave it open so that shanghai noon could be released as a prequel
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have you seen shanghai wilson with jackie chan and owen wilson it's about cowboys there's this one scene where jackie ties a rope to a horseshoe and hits the bad guy saving owen wilson at the end owen wilson shoots the bad guy and he died then they leave it open so that shanghai noon could be released as a prequel
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fuck this trap epidemic 2017-08-07 10:22:00 Post No.38910199
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What's with all these obnoxious faggots derailing every fucking thread and spamming their equally obnoxious 'hAha boYpUCcI xDddD' threads. Enough is enough, /lgbt/ gtfo
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We gotta make r9k a blue board. I'm tired of these threads.
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>>38910199
Yeah, but who do we petition for that?
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yeah, it's pretty annoying
>>38910218
We don't.
We just tell them to fuck off.
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Wew, am I tired after partying on my yacht last night! Think I'm just gonna lay in bed for a while. Too bad I'll have to get up later thought, have an appointment scheduled with my skydiving instructor!
Anyway, now that I've ranted about my /neetlife/, what are you doing today wagies?
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Being mad about google/facebook/youtube, other than that I'm comfy, I don't really use the first two, but the third one doesn't really have a good replacment
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>>38910175
fuck I should sleep
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Browsing while at work.
We're doing the same thing right now, but I get paid for it. Lol.
Another day another haircut, eh?