So, Anon? What's the creepiest thing you've ever done?

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I used to go around to rummage sales buying little girl clothes. I only kept the panties.

I want to fucking kill myself i hate myself um a fucking loser

>>38910582
Disappointed, from the thumbnail it looked like she had a neon claw. I want my combination of cyberpunk and high seas adventure!

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>>38910582
>be me, senior in HS on my morning drive to school
>freak blizzard that basically only falls on my part of the valley again; ice scraper, defrost, warm up engine, run heater, layers, all that shit
>drive by little neighbor girl who can't be older than 11 or some shit
>her leg's broken and in a cast and she's on crutches
>dafuq, her parents aren't even gonna drive her to school?
>well shit; it's gonna suck to crutch it to school in the fucking ice and snow
>pull up alongside her ,roll down window, and ask if she wants a ride
>she's like, "yeah," and gets in, loading her crutches in alongside her
>it is at this exact moment that I realize how very sketchy this entire situation seems and what a terrible thing it is that this girl would get into a stranger's car so readily
>she asks me to take her to her bus stop, and time dilates from sheer awkwardness as we sit there in silence and I just drive through the cold
>I really hope she doesn't think I'm going to kidnap or murder or fuck her or something
>grunt some small talk at each other, and we both sound super nervous about this whole deal
>drop her off, drive to school
>late to first period, use my good deed as an excuse when teacher calls me out on it
>a bunch of girls start vocalizing and saying how "creepy" that apparently was

Never been called a creep in my life except then, so I guess that. I really hope I didn't spook crutch girl that hard.

>>38910582
>Live in bumfuck nowhere
>Dumbass hikers always in the woods
>Make a costume all black with a pigs skull on top and a tin can in my face
>Go out at night making "UUUUU-uuuuu" noises
>No more hikers after a while

Fuck hikers

>>38912889
You did good anon. Fuck the normalfags

>>38912929
holy shit I've always wanted to do something like this.

>>38912889
You did your neighbour a favour so what fuck those cunts that called you creepy they would have let a kid walk in snow with a broken leg that's fucked.

>>38912929
I can't stop laughing. Thank you anon

>>38912889
It's only creepy because pedophiles and shit made it creepy. It's a nice thing you did.

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>Have sibling sister.
>"Normie" punk tier
>4 am. Phone rings
>"Please bro give me a lift I'm destroyed and I don't think I can drive and if i sleep here mom's going to kill me."
>"K, Whatever."
>Take her and bring her home.
>She passed out on the way home.
>Wife carry her to her bed while being a sneaky faggot to not wake up parents.
>Bring her to her room.
>Flashes of /r9k/ threads are showing in my head.
>I pray for the Lord for strenght, May I not be a freaky fucker for once.
>Sweat, Salivation, heart beats.
>My resolve's being tested.
>Autistically imagine myself as a Darkest Dungeoun Paladin, recieving stress.
>Manage to drop her on her bed.
>Remove her shirt and pants.
>Put her under the covers.
>Leave the room
>I am now a righterous fighter for the light.
>Maybe.
>Return in the room to smell her hairs.
>Leave the room.

>FIGHTER FOR THE LIGHT

>>38912975
>>38912948
>>38912938
Right? I agree, but still, I'd probably be upset if my sister did the same thing, so...

>>38913105
>Please bro give me a lift I'm destroyed and I don't think I can drive

No shit

>>38910582

> qt is the only other person at my bus stop in highschool
> she is in many of my classes
> never talk to her for 4 god damn years seeing her every day
> jerk off thinking about her probably hundreds of times

Tried getting fucked by a black guy because i thought i was gay turned out i didn't like it

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>>38910582
why are most guys so fucking creepy? like leave me alone

>>38914065
>>/r/eddit

trashtrashtrash

>>38914366
maybe if you weren't such a creep you'd cuddle a girl

>>38914458
But I have cuddled girls.... in their sleep

>>38914595
Were they under aged?

please say yes

>>38914065

>why are most guys not Chad?

That's what you meant to say.

>>38914932
chad is a creep too, going from girl to girl like a locust

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>>38910895
post the cum pics please

>>38914994

So what are we supposed to do then? This is outrageous.

>>38914065
The media has made it look creepy, thus you seen as such.

>>38914917
They weren't underaged. Or of age. I would never do anything even close to that that out of fear of being caught and getting ridiculed by any female I am attracted to. My entire post was fabricated.

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>>38915002
I'm at work so I don't have any pedo cum on little girl panty photos on hand.

>>38915029
I only watch chinese cartoons
>>38915013
be kind and polite like a boy should be!

Would often put my hand over a handlebar in the bus under a girl to feel her hair rubbing against my arm.

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Made a bunch of JOIs with pictures of my only lady friend. Pretty small time.

>>38913105
Why did you undress her? Also you are so fucking autistc, I swear

>>38910895
What's the appeal friendo?

>>38915070

What did you just fucking say to me? I'm well over 18, FAGGOT! There's no point being kind or polite, that won't get us anything.

>>38915111
Because they had direct contact with girls' special spot.

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>>38910582
Stole 3 pairs of my MILF neighbors panties while she and her family were at the St Patrick's day parade

>>38915130
have you ever tried doing so genuinely? silly boys

>>38914065
What do you expect from a thread about creepy things you have done on the /creep/poard9000?

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>>38915111
Everybody has a hobby anon

>>38915070
I never go outside so I have nobody to be kind or polite to though

>>38915136
But why does it have to be little girl special spots?

>>38912889
You did good anon, don't let the roasties get you down

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Just went into my sisters room and took a pic of her sleeping.

She's always twitching when she's asleep, kinda cute

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>>38915197
Because I'm a mentally ill pedophile with a panty fetish.

>>38915164

Yes. It was pointless. No reward. Not appreciated. So I haven't done it in a long time. Fuck you.

>>38915223
You should cum on her, or cum in a glass and pour it on her

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>>38915252
Way too obvious. I don't want her to find out about it

Her feet smell nice tho

>>38915308
Put it in her hair. You could also cum in her shampoo.

>>38915367
In her hair it would make it all icky sticky.

I have cum on my own chesthair a few times in my life and it has always been disgustingly difficult to clean.

Any other requests?

>>38915397
Buy a hidden camera from Amazon and get nudes assuming she's 18+

>>38915227
you have to do it for it's own sake, not for reward

>>38910582
Fapped in my sisters smoothies, so I could watch her swallow my cum every morning

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>>38913451
speak to her you fucking faggot

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>>38910582
back when I was homeless, I'd walk up to buildings and houses (including rich suburban residential areas) on my drunken hobo nightwalks and just look inside the windows that had lights on. Not because I wanted to break in or steal anything (or else I'd go for unlit buildings), but simply because I wanted to witness life transpiring before my eyes. I often wished I could be a Protoss Observer from Starcraft (it is a unit that is invisible but can also detect other invisible units). I did this literally hundreds of times, got noticed and chased a bit, scared more than a few kids. Having red eyes from drug use and an 8-month beard probably didn't help

I'll just give a list of creepy things I have said.

"Don't worry, I'm already following you."
"Is it it okay it okay if I stalk you?"
"I'm going to rape you."
"I like tasting my victims' blood to see what they're like. For example, the blood of victim sho was in shock before their death will taste metallic."

All of this is stuff I have actually said to people that I know. It's not much, but I've said far more stuff that I can't remember.

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>>38915108
>Why did you undress her?
I just got her jeans and her sweater out of the way, as I was dropping her in the bed.
I didnt' really think about it. People don't usually wear pants when they sleep so I removed them. I've thought about it later and I realized how weird that was.

>Also you are so fucking autistc
Imagining paladins fighting unhuman horrors with the sheer force of faith is the only thing that keeps me from going fully creep and degenerate.
If they can stay steady in their quest, walking in the light infront of otherwordly monsters, I can do the same and hold my sexual deviations.

>>38915697
You should have gone for it desu

>>38912889
Nothing you did was wrong anon, what you did was considered normal and polite decades ago. With the pedophile scare this all changed.

The list is so long, I can't tell anymore what's creepier. You guys tell me which is worse:

>jerking off in a funeral home with the same unwashed hand that touched a dead body
>sneaking into a church's cemetery in the dead of night, while it was snowing, and masturbating on a grave while feeling up its tombstone
>have had to promise friends and loved ones that I wouldn't hurt them
>under the pretense of wanting to have sex, cut the shit out of an ex-boyfriend with a switchblade
>when arrested, even when slammed against a wall with guns at my head, remained completely calm and seemingly unaffected
>have posted intimate details of my life on a public imageboard where plenty of people will recognize me on a regular basis for over a decade

>>38915493
Home security companies must love you. Seriously though, that's probably one of the creepiest things here. Good job.

>>38915620
I'm going to guess you're about 14 and watch way too much anime.

In middle school I slept over at a friend's house. I just had a pillow and a blanket on the carpet next to his bed, and as we were falling asleep I noticed a crunchy looking sock wedged in his mattress. I waited for him to be asleep for sure, and then I went to the bathroom and jerked off on the toilet with his many-times-used cumsock pressed to my nose.

It actually smelled pretty bad but I came anyways

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>>38916109
>watching too much anime
No such thing

>>38915620
can you give the context of when you said any of these? It just sounds really edgy and cringy

>>38916189
Kinky now I have a boner

>>38915486

I can't anymore

After the first year it would have been weird to break the streak anyway

>>38912889
>Do a genuinely good thing for someone, regardless of how it makes you look in front of other people

Anon never be ashamed of stuff like that. You did a good thing.

Came in my sister's panties and put them back in the drawer.

25 year age difference.

>>38915493
I'm not homeless but I used to do the same. I'd always start by a walk in the woods, at night, then walk around in the suburbs or go for houses that were on the border of the forest.
I'll never understand why I did that, I don't even like to walk other people living their life.

>>38917410
uhm, I'm guessing you're older if she still lives at home. (post pics, anon)

Masturbated into my wife's panties when we were on a vacation with our families.
She was 10 and I was 17 and that was 10 years ago. In retrospect, I'm not even sure why. I guess I just wanted to jerk off using panties because I thought it would make it feel better.

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>>38910582
>was at small so I'll gathering with freinds.
>Alcohol involved all tipsy
>girl spoils bear on shirt so I lend her mine
> after party take shirt home
>smells like her
> sleep with it next to me so I can close my eyes end it smells like there is someone in my bed
> helps me sleep better

This fuckedup?

Jacked off in both neighbours houses daughter's room when we agreed to watch their cats while they were on vacation.
Did the same at my cousin's place twice when I pretended I had to go to the bathroom.

>>38918014
Is that seriously the best you can think of? Masturbating in weird spots is nothing special.

>>38918067
Kinda forgot to add in I wore their panties and bras while using my dildo imagining it was them.

>>38917474
>wife

normalshitter

>>38918215
Did you imagine them as you or as the dildo? This is important.

>>38918319
As the dildo.

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>>38918406
That's some great fucking taste in masturbatory activities. You are my nigger.

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>>38915697
Stay faithful, paladin anon.

Watched my mom fuck a nigger when I was 13

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>>38910895
Why don't you have a seat
orgynalimo

>>38919955
There's nothing wrong with being a pedophile though. It's not like I'm molesting little girls, just their used undies.

>>38912889
Fuck normies and roasties. What the hell is creepy if you just gave her a ride and then let her off. If it was sexual you wouldn't talk about it in school.

>>38913105
You're a good paladin anon.

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Used my older sisters panties for masturbation.
Came on a lot of them.
Most of the time on one they were worn and would get washed afterwards.
Smelling them was a bliss of course.
Sometimes I'd cum on ones that came out of the laundry and didn't dry yet.
Cumming in those was extremly fun because they were so wet so the semen mixed will and it was really hot.
Then they'd just dry with my semen on them.
There was one panty I repeatedly came one without my sister wearing them because they were to small, I assume.
It was really weird because they didn't start smelling much or getting stains.
It was just the perfect material for absorbing semen.
I remember one time specifically where I came really hard and my semen would squirt through the fabric.