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i dont think you know what it means 2 b a rbt

she tries hard to be but it's just an excuse for weirdness and lol soh randum xD passing out as genuine autism
much like the people who create the discord threads that have been invading this place lately

>>38916199
Women can be robots unless they're fat unfuckable bitches

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I'll comment in this thread everyday until I am lucky enough to get a gf interested in gentle femdom.

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I want this so bad i just want the afection i never got through my whole life

>>38916123
You don't need femdom to sleep on your gf's thighs.

My gf is timid as hell and I like sleeping on her thighs when she's playing guilty gear

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>>38916079
Blue boards are for fucking normalfags. Fuck you.

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>>38916097
>most normalfag board isn't blue
shut the fuck up you retard, stop touching your dick for one fucking second to tie a noose around your fat fuck neck

Yeah I don't get why there is so many trap threads yet everyone apparently hates them, there are fucking threads on gif and shit for that stuff, must be that the mods are gay and like traps so they probably post it themselves, fucking fags mods, do something fucking queers, the longer you wait to act, the gayer we think you are

Me, Im a huge whale

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>ate a whole bag of reeses
hahahaha

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>>38916351
>used to eat a bag of candy 4 times a week because of "muh calories"
>115 kg at 6'0
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>38916023
> helping others

never do this

>>38916023
I've thought about this, yes.

>>38916601
why not m8?

Not wanting to sound like a fucking normalfag but helping others sometimes means fucking helping yourself, don't you get it?

>>38916022
Nope, shit's fucked.

I really really like asses and her's quite a nice one but I just can't appreciate twerking. It looks like they're having a stroke.

>>38916022
When Jesus comes back, women will be put back into their place. Because all the women who exalt themselves above a man and have hatred against males that fuel their female collectivism will be 3700 miles beneath the Earth in hell. With flesh that can regenerate and not age for all eternity suffering.

Human flesh use to be immortal until we sinned.

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/researchers-discover-switch-old-cells/

>why is it like dis
Your mother washed you too much when you were a baby probably.

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>>38916041
I was the same. Then when i moved out o stopped eating ALL dairy and eggs and my skin cleared up. Fuck my flyover white trash family for forcing me to eat that shit reeeeeeeee

>>38916151
My family didn't teach me the importance of education beforehand. I learned about halfway through high school. I was that fucking behind. Too late though...

>>38915979
looks delicious, I'd clean her up with my tongue

I used to be a good kid. A good kid with all the innocence in the world.
What the fuck happened?

How do people shit themselves?
Even when I'm blowing brown smoke I can hold in my ass.

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There are only two kinds of people who are gonna ask this question, parents or paedophiles, and something tells me you haven't got any kids.

>>38915914
About the same as adults honestly. They act immature because they have no responsibilities. They do adult level maths, arguing, porn watching and or sex, they're just in superior bodies and situations so they think positively and happily.

>>38915958
>>There are only two kinds of people who are gonna ask this question
>>pedos are into teens
Such idiocy.

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>>38915898
>one chance at life
>born without a father figure
>mother was abusive

>Always think my dad left when I was a baby because he was a deadbeat
>Find out 25 years later that my mom threw him out because she had her eye on another guy

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>one chance at life
>born with a father and an older brother in my life
>neither like me for whatever fucking reason

>>38915858
Only if I could program her for 100% loyalty and obedience. Her only purpose being to serve me and ensure my pleasure and happiness. Like a real woman should, if not for how degenerate this society currently is. Robo-waifus are the future.

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>>38915858
Shut up and take my fucking money

>>38915858
No i wouldn't.If she acted exactly like any other human being she would just throw me in front of a truck as long it benefited her.

>>38915788
Race isn't really a make or break factor for me, so yeah I'd date a black girl so long as she met my standards; same as any other woman.

>>38915788
Yeah, but she would have to meet my standards.
Also absolutely no kids.

yes as long as she is not fat or deformed

>>38915726
I do it every morning in bed when I wake up.

>>38915726
I'm convinced this is the girl shadman's art style is based off of.

>>38915869
Not nearly enough freckles

She was getting into it. She started confessing things that I had no choice but to hear. She said that morning she had breakfast with him, and that she blew him, and that the taste of his cum was still in her mouth. Then she's just bouncing up and down. she said that she let him fuck her later and she was stunned his cock get so hard so soon after filling her mouth so much jizz. She said his cock made an insane amount of cum, and that she felt submissive against it, like that the more a cock cums the harder she works to get every drop, even when the third burst of jizz has no chance of impregnating her, that really only the first burst does, she still gripped his ass and pushed him in with every burst of cum. She said his cum was in her mouth and in her pussy even in that moment while i was fucking her. i had no choice but to keep fucking her because my dick was insanely horny.

She told me she had actually met him for lunch everyday that week, and that he fucked her every time. That she wasn't even planning to fuck him, but that he just started grabbing her, fingering her, and she felt she had no right to turn him down, just because it felt so perfect, that her uterus was burning. She said she would leave every encounter with him that week, filled with his cum, and that she's never felt that kind of happiness before in her entire life.

After I was finished cumming she rolled off me and pulled her panties back on. I told her weve been together for three years, and this so called friend she's just known for seven days and she's willing to raise his child and give up everything for him.

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>non-greentext story
>Wall of text
>Cuckold
Shit bait. Saged

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>>38915662
Just go to that hood, find the dealer, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you want to buy weed from him. There's no shortcut, Champ!

Those online markets are for quitters. I didn't raise a quitter!

>>38915662
Go to a Gay Club or some ghetto part of the city and ask people

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>>38915732
This is literally what I did, except replace hood with nextdoor neighbor. Dude grows a fine cannabis indica

Just gotta ask around OP. If you got normie friends that's a start