>try to take a very deep breath >can't who else

Me, Im a huge whale

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>ate a whole bag of reeses
hahahaha

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>>38916351
>used to eat a bag of candy 4 times a week because of "muh calories"
>115 kg at 6'0
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>be fat as fatass
>can breathe extremely deeply and hold a sustained note for roughly a minute

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confess your fat sins

I started losing weight when I started snoring
that was just a step too far for me

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>Try to take deep breath
>muscles around lungs start to ache, hear my spine crack
It's a skelly kind of feel

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>>38916815
>when I was younger I would pig out on junk food after school to suppress my depression
Miraculously, I am not diabetic.

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>used to be a fucking skelly weakling
>was 6'2 and 119lbs
>decided to get fit and start lifting weights
>read ots of stuff about how you have to eat lots of calories
>btw I should point out I was literally anorexic
>bought a fucking tonne of crisps and candy one day
>started eating
>first added sugar I had eaten in 3 years
>something broke in my mind
>in the next 3 months ate 10,000 calories per day
>at one stage was going to the local bakery like 4 times a day
>would drive around the city visitng wedding shops, buying cakes and eating them all at once
>started to gain lots of weight
>basically never even tried to go to the gym, completely lost in a haze of post starvation hunger
>at one point I literally sat in bed for 5 days, with a 10 layer blanket that was made of the following layers
>sliced cheese
>candy bars
>gummy sweets
>candy bars
>candy bars
>nacho chips
>slices of cake
>candy bars
>candy bars
>skittles
>the blanket gradually melted and spilled all over the bed and the floor as I ate it
>eventually ate 90% of it but had to pay for a man to replace my ruined carpet
>it was the best 5 days of my life
>tfw a few years later I am now 440lbs
>in pain all the time
>eat at least 1 cake per day
>tfw pretty sure I WILL DIE SOO

>>38917548
Damn, anon. I don't even know what to say.

>skelly
>can't take deep breathes when I need to
>hard to breathe when doing certain exercises
The ultimate deep breath feels so good when I manage to do it, sadly it's rare.

>>38917548
>10 layers
The smell didn't bother you? Is it like that when you're fat? Can you still wipe your ass? Does your stomach jiggle when you breathe? You fatties are fascinating desu

Bamp Bemp Bimp Bomp Bump

>>38918178
I'm pretty much too fat to wipe my ass

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>>38918630
Get it together or just end it, cant be worth it to jiggle that fat towards a slow & embarrassing death

>>38916068
>tfw so fat, you can't yawn properly
feels unsatisfying man

I've plateaued at 345lbs for that last week so I'm getting serious now. Started up my fitness pal and I'm logging everything. So far I've had 500 calories. Only 1000 left for the day.

>>38916068
>tfw go up to around 240lbs
>feel extremely disgusted
>lose weight until i'm maybe 180lbs
>still fat, but not obese anymore
>weight slowly goes back up to around 240lbs
>process has been repeating itself for 10 years now

>>38918975
I'm somewhere in the 600s

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>>38919126
But how? Can you even walk to get your food anymore?

>>38919196
Yeah, can still walk just not for long or very far

5-10 and 150
i need to lose the pudge a bit but other than that im good

>be fat ass
>240lbs at 6'1
>still healthier and stronger than all my skinny friends
God I love pizza

>>38919316
pics now ORIGNAON

>>38919316
yeah post pic of your fat ass

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>>38916068
>tfw the doctor says I need a CPAP
I'd rather die in my sleep

>>38917548
this is fucking bizarre

but I'm fascinated with things like this, just such an extreme change. though it would be cooler if you started 400lbs and became anorexic.

>>38919461
>>38919481
Ha you sure you want to see that?

>>38919741
of course we want to see "that"

>>38919564
bitch
man up and kys like a hero

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Who /sweaty/ here
I sweat an unbelievable amount. My shirts are all stained dark at the pits and collar. Any amount of activity, even just sitting at a chair after a shower playing vidya, makes my pits go off.
I know I'm fat but still.
5'9 230lbs

>>38920136
You're not THAT fat though. I mean, the extra weight probably makes it worse, but it sounds like you'd be a very sweaty guy even if you were thin

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>>38919830
here's all of me

>>38919741
I'm more interested in a belly pic.

>>38920187
WHAT THE HOLY FUCKING FUCK JESUS GET OUT OF HERE WITH THE SHITTT

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> down 20 pounds on keto
> miniscule lifting stats slowly rising

Here it finally comes. The pivot.

>>38920187
Damn, you certainly look really soft.
I'd probably give you a hug.

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>>38920187
I'm trying to think of something clever to say but nothing is coming up

>>38920223
What kind of lifting do you do?

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>tfw when losing 50 pounds and still obese

>>38920248
SS 3x5. I know it's a meme, but it's simple enough that I actually do it.

>>38920245
that pic is great

>>38920234
haha well thank you

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>>38920187
look at the bright side, you are the ultimate trap!
wanna be my belly gf (male)?

>>38920268
Do you feel like you would want to try and lose weight, or do you just feel like staying as you are?

>>38920321
Mostly gave up on trying to lose

>>38920356
just eat less and do something

>>38918178
My stomach never jiggled when i was 380lbs unless i jumped, now at 185lbs i have skin and flab that jigglesif i giggle

>>38920356
What is a normal day like for you?
Do you hate how huge you are?

>>38920368
At his level it's not that easy anymore.
Sure the technical part is eat less and exercise, but his psychological hurdles are unbelievably high.
It's like saying to a drug addict not to use anymore.

>>38920187
wait are you the one who used to be anorexic?

>>38920159
Yes he is THAT fucking fat. I'm 190lbs at 5'9 and that is totally overweight unless you are built like a brick shithouse.

>>38920223
holy shit man this pic

if his goals weren't so art based it would perfectly describe all my problems

>>38920461
A lot of truth in that. I never understood how anyone could become an alcoholic and drink vast quantities on a Daily basis until I ended up becoming one. Was hard as fuck to quit, ruined my life

>>38920412
I'm just lazy at home mostly. I'm come to terms with my size, don't really hate it

>>38920187
Every day we stray further from gods light... How the fuck are you standing up

>>38920478
eh, I guess I'm just used to seeing people who are 300+ that I don't find less than 250 that fat. I'm also 6'1" and 130lbs so my perception of 'fat' might be blurred by that too.

>>38920528
How do you move about and clean yourself? Can you fap? What's it like being that big?

>5'8"
>Last known was 360 lbs. Over a year ago

It's difficult to breathe while lying on my back.

>>38920580
Getting around is a little harder, so is the shower but I'm used to it. It's harder reaching down there but I can manage

>>38920627
do you smell like shitt

>>38920627
Fair enough, thanks for answering the weird questions. Just curiosity really.

>>38920668
Nah, probably just smell like sweat

>>38920698
All good. Got nothing better to do today

>>38920274
>Even fatties can become traps

>>38920528
>I'm come to terms with my size, don't really hate it
In that case, how would you handle someone saying that they liked how huge you were?

>>38920823
Depends what sex you are I guess

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>Think this is ironic
>This is all a big joke, right?
>This is creative and funny, surely it can't be real though, RIGHT?
>scroll down
>see this
>>38920187
>mfw

>>38920847
I am a guy.

Orijinaru

>>38919421
> my friends
> god I love pizza
Ghet outtttttt

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>mfw reading this original thread

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>>38920187
Jesus anon. I'm so sorry.

>>38920627
This is kinda weird but how often do you take a shit? I was always curious if fat people take bigger shits or go to toilet more often? Is there difference between when you were skinny and now?

>>38921101
Usually 1 or 2 times a day

Me because I started smoking at the age of 12 and then quickly after I was smoking a pack a day. Now I can taste iron when I cough violently

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>>38920187
pffffffffff
*inhales*
HHAHUHAUAHAHHA

>>38921140
How do you feel about belly rubs?

>>38916775
Same anon

Big lung, overweight master race when?

>>38921140
Do you have difficulty masturbating?

>>38920888
>tfw skelly
Please insert original content here

>>38919126
kek, and I thought I was fat at 280

>>38917548
>with a 10 layer blanket that was made of the following layers
the fuck? What do you mean?

>>38919055
Good on you anon! Remember, envision your perfect self and never stop working towards it. There is light at the end of this hell and it's so gloriously effulgent that you won't even be able to comprehend it until your reach it. Godspeed!

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>>38922055
>glorously effulgent
>grossly incandescent


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder who's behind this post

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>>38921332
what the fuck do you think I mean? pic related, I had a snack blanket that I smooshed together as much as I could and I ate it

>>38922192
>what the fuck do you think I mean?

Shut the fuck up you disgusting fat cunt, you have no right to talk shit to anyone you worthless fucking mess.

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>>38920187

I'm 280 pounds (380 at my worst) at 6'2 and I thought I was impossibly fat, but this is something else entirely

5ft 9 manlet. 179 pounds

>>38922343
>average
>manlet
pick one

>>38920187
Anon, I honestly want to end your life and put you out of your misery.

You are a burden upon the world and yourself.

Change or die, it's not too late, it never is.

>>38922364
Hol up hol up..

So you're saying that I'm not a manlet?

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This fat fuck can get laid. Why cant you /r9k/?

>>38922433
yeah 5-9 is average for american males

>>38922462
I do get laid.

>>38922485
Tfw German ;-;

Just checked, 3cm too small to be average.

>>38922192
100% real and not a made up story at all.