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>>38919364
No.
Only my bf Chad can.
Also it's not a dick it's a feminine penis and it's just a bit bigger than average.

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>>38919364
>I have a big dong along
>what is love
>baby dont hurt me
>dont hurt me no more
>mom's spergheti
I WILL RAPE YOU
only if you give me a kis 0w0
OH FUCK IM SOOOOOOO LONLEY
please
Oh ahahahhshahahahaha
I just want somebody

"W-why was he looking at my dick? Chad? More like fag hehe."

Since this board is now Facebook 2.0 everyone would probably bring their gfs while I cried on the darkest corner of the house

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*walks into quarters*

AWOO~

I'd be in that one room no one knows how to unlock or knows what the hell is in there.

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He was a robot trapped in a chad's body, just like pic related.

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he's a big guy
but why does he wear the mask?

>>38919296
everybody was getting laid like that back in the 60s

Nobody studies Chinese here?

You're going to sound retarded no matter how "proficient" you are. Almost half the language is full of colloquialisms and ambiguous meanings that are unique to living there.

>>38919258
Bump for interest, I'm super interested in learning Mandarin. I got an introductory phrasebook and I've been researching learning podcasts, but it seems like a difficult language to learn. I'm considering learning Korean instead.

>>38919222
Yes, for those trips.

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>>38919222
You'll ruin your body and kill yourself early.

>>38919222
I am proud of you anon you did something I'm too afraid to do.

By not fapping or suicide

>>38919171
By joining a Fap Guild, obviously

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>>38919171
>fap guild
Is that where a bunch of anons get lewd with each other and help each other cum?

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>rupaul drag race
>"""make-up artists"""
>the LGBT community
>i just hate flamboyant things

Hedonists. People who use "just like, do whatever feels good XDDD" as a justification for living a corrupt life with no moral principle or responsibilty and then expect the world to respect them because "omg you can't judge me."
Most of these people happen to be women. Go figure.

>>38919152
no one is emo past 18 so it's just typical teenager being bitches. I was an emo fag for 2 years when I was 15/16.

>>38919121
What was the job anon? how the fuck is this not original you retarded bot

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>>38919121
I always thought that pic looked reversed.

>>38919162
Working in a sushi bar.

>>38919116
>slow acting laxative
what the fuck are those for? if I'm clogged up then I have the need for speed

anon that sucks sorry I understand though

>200 cals a day this week and I haven't felt like binging yet
>thank you ana.jpg

>>38919168
I didn't check and it takes 12 to 72 hours to work. ;_; kill me pls
>>38919189
How do you make it last? After a few days I eat too much and it's hard to go back into starvation mode. What do your 200 calories consist of?

>>38919099
Dubs Checked, and take this is a (you)

And why you want learn programming, please tell me

>>38919099
Graduating HS is useless anyways

t. neet

>>38919145

To get money

Original

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>>38919202
I relate to this, anon.

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every day of this miserable existence

Jump off a bridge, anon.

>>38919109
im in the middle of a desert, so there arent many bridges to be found here

>>38919136
Why do you want to kill yourself?
Originalel

>>38919066
He most certainly was. If he was alive now he'd for sure post here.

He completely fucked up the kill shot. He fell short of greatness. Had he swiveled his chair to the left and bent his head backwards it would have been perfect and worthy of admiration.

In reality he is just a typical sperg and the cops probably laughed that he fucked up while cleaning up his body.

>>38919066
Is this the guy that tried to kill Bjork by mailing some explosive, or am I thinking of someone else? If so, he isn't /ourguy/.

>>38919031
Did you print out another picture?

>>38919399
Chuckled sensibly

>>38919031
Good on you! I still dream about my oneitis even though in reality she's not as physically or emotionally attractive. I think doing this would set me free of her, but I'm a ghost now.

>>38919024
Almost all robots that lurked here have been able to find a qt virgin girlfriend except you. You're one of the remaining defective ones. Please kill yourself.

>>38919024
No, anon youre not alone

>>38919024
Sorry to leave you in the dust, anon. Youre all alone out there