Alright 4chan, I have finally decided that I am going to kill

Jump off a bridge, anon.

>>38919109
im in the middle of a desert, so there arent many bridges to be found here

>>38919136
Why do you want to kill yourself?
Originalel

>>38919199
i dont think i will ever get what i want in life
genuine love
this is mostly because i want it so much, i hear that love comes to those who dont look 4 it, and im looking and cant stop
no more hope for me

>>38919323
What age are you anon?
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>>38919323
If you're sure about it then here goes
>Take a long and wide kitchen knife
>Place the tip of the knife to your left breast
>Place one of your hands at the handle so the handle points away from you
>Now cup the back of the blade with your other hand
>Close your eyes take a deep breath (do it in one breath or you'll pussy out)
>Apply force with both hands and "pull" the blade towards your chest
>Open your eyes and look directly at the wound (with any luck you will go into shock and die painlessly)
>If you are still conscious lay on your back as comfortably as you can and look towards the sky
>You will soon begin to feel unbearable coldness as your body temperature begins to rapidly drop from blood loss
>Your mind will be panicked at first but you will feel eerie calmness just before it happens
>You will lose your sight before your demise this is normal
>Your other senses will leave you as well leaving you in the cold embrace of the void
>This is the point of no return, all that awaits you is nothingness
>Your thoughts will start to fade as they become more and more simple
>The process ends in nothingness, congratulations you have reached the void
>You will pretty soon begin to forget what it was like to feel and think
The end that's how far near death experiences tell the tale, have fun wallowing in the void until your consciousness fades

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>>38919079
NO KILL SELF ANON!

Go to a bar tonight anon and have a drink on us, yyou might bump into a MILF, or girl.

>>38919472
18, going into senior year of HS
>inb4 ur a fucking teenager, no wonder u want to kys
ya, so im gonna do it after i make a plan

>>38919487
will this really work?
if i end up in the hopsital, it failed

i was thinking a toaster in the bathtub, but idk if that actually works and the cable for the toaster may be too short

>>38919079
>Find a heavy rock
>Find a rope
>Find a lake
>???
>Profit

>>38919552
>cant dind love
>18
>killing myself
if youre this retarded, you might as well do it. someone as weak willed as you is no use to society

>>38919595
Oh it will work alright, it will just be very painful and you will not be able to recover from a heart punctured by a blade of that size
Less painful than being electrocuted to death though

>if i end up in the hopsital, it failed
You will not make it to the hospital you will bleed out way before that, even if you had a combat medic next to you all he could do is ease your pain before you die

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>but my dad keeps track of what my family googles

what the fuck?
do you all share a computer?
does he look through browsing history on the router?

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>>38919079
Can you order stuff over the internet without them opening it?

>>38919079
>father keeps track of what my family googles

lol

>>38919487
You need to know exactly where to stab, otherwise it'll be unbearably painful and you might live

>>38919644
>does he look through browsing history on the router?
yes
>>38919617
i agree anon, i told myself the same argument
>>38919640
i'll consider it, i just got my chef's knife sharpened the other week, so it should penetrate my skin pretty well

>>38919677
Nevermind didn't properly read OP

>>38919608
desert!
OP lives in a desert

>>38919685
>it will just be very painful and you will not be able to recover from a heart punctured by a blade of that size
It's not rocket science to find the heart, if he misses the heart then maybe his near death experience will teach him to value his life a bit more

>>38919552
Are you fucking kidding me? Nobody finds love at 18 anon, hell its still normal to be a virgin at your age. You should at least wait until your 30 before giving up completely.

>>38919695
then search it through your cellular network or go to a fucking library

>>38919737
im unhappy now anon and just want out

i wont mind that im dead once im dead

>>38919749
>cellular network
this actually didnt come to mind as i usually dont use my phone

is there any way for anybody that may affect me to see what i search?

I will kill myself with you OP,this board was my only interaction with people and now it's invaded by normalfaggots

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>>38919079
I SAID NO KILL SELF!

>>38919753
at least stream it, bitch

>>38919775
i'm not aware of cellular service providers that have a customer facing browsing history viewer

>>38919487
Don't do this wtf. This one is too easy to fuck up and he'll die a slow painful death.

>>38919823
once i find a 4 sure method, ill stream it

its between toaster and heart stabbing rn

>>38919851
>Locate heart
>Jam a long and wide blade through the heart
>Experiences the joys of agony
>Die from bleeding out
Hey if he wants to kill himself might as well do it like the ancients did, if he wants a pussy way out he can go slit his wrists in the bath tub

>>38919856
toaster is faster if you want to painlessly
stab is cooler if you want a legacy
find a way to stream it and youll be a legend on this board
when do you plan on going through?

>>38919552
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes in* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>38919902
Pretty sure rope was available for as long as recorded history. Even the samurai committing sudoku had someone to cut their head off immediately after they disembowel themselves to stop the pain quickly.
Knife to heart is very likely to fuck up and take a minute or two of excruciating pain before death

>>38919918
>when do you plan on going through?
there needs to be 2 requirements when i do it

1. i need to REALLY want to atm, so ill have the supplies on standby
2. my parents and sister need to be out of the house 4 sure during it. depending on what i decide to do, they could just be asleep

make a tripcode please, so we can make sure its you

>>38920047
i actually dont have money anon

>>38919079
>he hasn't heard of private browsing
even if he checks the router's logs you can usually clear them.

>>38920062
>Private Browsing, introduced by Apple as part of iOS 5 in October 2011, is a setting for the mobile Safari browser that disables several standard tracking and data collection features that are common to most browsers. Enabling Private Browsing blocks websites from placing cookies on your iOS device.

is this for only apple products?

>>38919753
You're still young, you can easily turn things around, unlike some of the other sad fucks on this board. You have plenty of time to find someone who loves you, please don't do this anon. Don't waste your only shot at life.

>>38920084
no
its a feature on every browser

>>38920099
if u can fix my intimacy anxiety and social retardation then ill go along with living

either that or change my wants to something that doesnt involve being with other people, because i have plenty of constant alone time

>>38920084
you're obviously younger than 18, anon, at least be around that age before making such a permanent decision to what's probably temporary

>>38919323
I'd guess your idea of 'genuine love' is your problem here, or at least one of your problems. It's probably as logical it would be to despair over not finding a 1,000,000 winning lottery ticket laying in your backyard.
If you want to find 'genuine love' then I'd suggest searching around the net to see how real-life relationships work out or fail for people, and re-evaluate whether it sounds anything like your own view of love. Y'know, to try find out the actual truth of the matter that concerns you.
I'm confident you could make a relationship work, but likely this isn't the right time for you to get into one. You probably need to work on yourself and focus on other things first.
Seems like depression is your biggest issue right now, so I'd suggest you deal with that first. Try to enjoy what you can about life and not fall into the downward spirals of wallowing in depressing thoughts, and also seriously consider getting help with your depression.
Anyways, hope you can find any use for this. Your situation reminded me of some sentiments I used to have and still sometimes do have myself.

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Lay down your neck on the train tracks

original

>>38920154
how old do u think i am?
once i off myself ill send out my real data

>>38919965
Rope was used on criminals for public execution because seeing a man strangle to death while shitting himself is pretty graphic crime deterrent
Suicide with a knife / dagger on the other hand is pretty guaranteed if you manage to hit the heart, you will bleed out in agonizing pain but there is not reviving a punctured heart by a blade that size, only reason they didn't puncture it with sword is because of how unwieldy it would be

>>38920158
>I'm confident you could make a relationship work, but likely this isn't the right time for you to get into one. You probably need to work on yourself and focus on other things first.
i've thought about this, but after being recently diagnosed with intimacy anxiety, it made me feel helpless and lost
i think its time for my ride to be done anyways, idc if things might get better
being dead isnt bad once ur dead

>>38920182
ill search google for some running train tracks, as i see that 1 for sure working

>>38920100
i use google chrome and the closest i can find is incognito
doesnt this still show the search history to the router?

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>>38920340
Great, now listen to me OP, all you have to do is to wait for an incoming train, then quickly put your neck on the tracks, you'll get decapitated by the weight of the train wheels, it's should be pretty fast, easy and painless.

>>38919487
i really hope OP doesn't do any of this shit but that was a pretty beautiful read

>>38920463
this seems like the best idea overall
i just need to make sure i leave the house when my parents are gone and make my way down to the tracks asap
this may mean i might not be able to stream though. maybe ill just post a bit with pics
at least i know the way im gonna go, now i just need my criteria to be met
will 4sure let u guys know when im offing myself

>>38920192
13-15
maybe you're older i don't know, and also it's kinda different with every router but to clear your router's logs isn't too hard, but i doubt your dad checks them anyway, that's pretty advanced for a parent and i wouldn't expect most parents to know how

>>38920570
>13-15
lol k, thats really damn low anon
didnt know it was this expected of me to know how to browse anonymously

my dad is an electrical engineer and does a lot of coding so he knows a lot about this stuff. he mentioned before that he does so surprised he hasnt confronted me yet about the porn i watch

>>38919079
Welp. Everyone had to face something monstrous. Like death of a family member or loss of job etc... But if all ppl would go suicidal than the Earth would be allmost unpopulated.

I just wanted to tell you don't give up Anon !
You are just worthy as those "Chados".
Tackle and fight yourself and life all togather.

>>38920132
Plenty of people have social anxiety and other disorders like it anon, it can be lived with and it can be gotten rid of. And no I don't know how to fix it for you myself anon, but Google is your friend here, look around long enough and you'll find something that works for you. The one thing I do know is that killing yourself at your age is just fucking stupid, and in your dying moments you'll feel nothing but regret.

>>38919644
>he doesn't know about the google archive

Duck Duck Go now, anon. It's not too late.

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>>38920569
keep us updated OP, you can do it chump

>>38920569
Death by train is the most asshole way to kill yourself. Think of the guys that'll have to clean up your dismembered corpse.

>>38920794
post a better way and maybe i wont

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>>38920794
Does it really matter when you're dead? seriously.

>>38920626
if he does check the logs how would he not find this post?

>>38919079
no anon, NO! i don't want you to leave

>>38920857
i mean if you just spent your life being raised, fed and taken care of, never giving a single thing back and you still have to be fucking dealt with after you killed yourself, possibly traumatizing people who see that shit, then i don't know what to say man, i aint gonna stop you from doing it, but at least keep it classy

>>38920875
idk how the whole thing works as i dont do it, but i assume he will just see the link of this 4chan post and not actually check whats in it
ive browse 4chan so much i think it will seap into the sea of links
ive seen lost of cheese pizza on here and he never confronted me about it

>>38920794
It's also one of the easiest and quickest way to go, and if you're dead you aren't going to be able to care about others anyway

>>38920132
your "wants" change by the minute at that age and I bet my left testicle that you would regret it in the first few seconds of you dying
I'll save you the life good:DDD bullshit here's a prediction:

your wants will eventually bend themselves and you're going to look back at this and realise how retarded your 18 years old self was for wanting to an hero over something that 80% of this big ass website has
stick around and prove me wrong faggot i'll be waiting

I'm probably going to kill myself in a few days as well, I'm choosing the train option as it too don't have any money, if you can buy sleeping pills and od when you're head is on the track and you won't feel a thing

Just make sure you tell people you love them or leave your family a note

>>38921027
u wont be right one i get the chance to do it
if that chance doesnt come, then u may very well be right

>>38921073
no, i dont want people to have a reason to like me when im dead
im not gonna give them a nice note or anything

>>38921134
how nearby is an ocean? can you just cut yourself and swim out to the ocean and get a shark to eat you

>>38919079
y...you seem like a n...nice g..g..guy anon. I...I would b..b..be your friend

>>38920825
How about doing something with your life instead of pussying out and making others suffer because of your shitty choices. Even if you can't bring yourself to care about the random people who'll have to deal with your body, you have two parents anon. Why don't you care about them? Do they not love you?

>>38921134
Do you have any friends or people you even remotely like?

>>38921173
fuck off, i hate compliments
>>38921179
honestly, i do care about them, i really dont want to hurt people, but knowing ill lose my morals once im dead lets me have the motive to do it
>>38921202
yes, but i really dont want to tell them "i love u" just because im gonna kms
to me that feels ingenuine and stupid. i would hate to be on somebodies suicide note

>>38919487
If you miss the heart, and hit a rib it will be painful and you will pussy out, and if you hit the lung you will die a slow and painful death, or if found, be saved but go through immense suffering

>>38921253
Open up to your friends and at least tell them something, you don't have to tell them you're gonna kys just talk to them about some blue pill stuff

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>>38919079
You can take literally any rope shaped object (regular rope, power cord, wire, rolled bedsheets) then go out in the woods and tie it to a sturdy tree branch (test it by hanging with your arm through the noose first). You don't have to do a fancy knot, hell you don't even have to fully hang from it just a partial suspension will do the job too. You'll pass out in seconds from the lack of oxygen in your brain. Then you're dead unless someone finds you.

But you won't do it, because anyone that *really* wants to die won't have any difficulty doing it.

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you should not kill yourself anon. but if you try, then the least painful way is to crush the brain. you wont be able to feel a thing, and there is no way of being saved.
and if there exist's a god, (christian god) we will all welcome you in heaven or hell with open arms.

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>>38921299
i can recommend this
helped me when i was younger

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>>38919079
carbon monoxide poisoning.
Either charcoal in tent or car.
That's how I'm about to do it!

>>38921253
I don't know why you seem to think that death is the only way out. There is plenty to live for in this world. I hope you realise this before you make a mistake that you will never be able to undo.

Is op still here? Has he done thy deed yet?

>>38919552
I'm in the same situation anon and for the same reasons
I'm planning on doing it next spring.

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>>38921515
DEAD INSIDE
BUT I STILL SMILE
I GOT NINE LIVES
IN THE X FILES
DARK OUTSIDE
LET THE MOTH FLY
AUDI PASS BY
BLOODY RED EYES

>>38921253
If there is a God, may he have mercy on your soul.

>>38920300
>i've thought about this, but after being recently diagnosed with intimacy anxiety, it made me feel helpless and lost
>i think its time for my ride to be done anyways, idc if things might get better
>being dead isnt bad once ur dead
before too long there will be machine learning AI matchmakers that hook up social retards with each other-- it's just on the horizon. you will get your social retard soul mate and be able to be awkward fucks with one another and live a nice happy/sad life together. just wait a bit.

>>38920005
how oId is your sister?
if she's a kid wait until she's older at least