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>korean war part 2 is around the corner
>finally going to get drafted
>finally going to die
>last moments of my life will be spent killing commies
anyone else feeling a sudden wash of peace?

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Hey, I'm about to run to the new Wally World. You need anything?

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>Oh my god Stacy, look at anon leering at our exposed soles!
>I bet he's precumming in his pants at the thought of eating our sweaty footpussies!

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>5'10
>6/10 most average looking person you'll ever meet
>No special quantities whatsoever
>Will never be Chad or a robot
Who here painfully /Average/?

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Any other femanon had a guy but you fucked it up 100%?
>be in high school
>in PE class
>always shy and didn't try much
>I WANT OUT
>athletic 9/10 in that same class
>didn't like him much cause he tried in that class along with all the other athletic boys
>comes talk to me and something different
>likes vidya and is intrested in things I like
>continue to talk until he graduates
>asks for my number so we can keep contact

At this time I was a church girl and really didnt think about religon much other than what I was taught

>by the way he was talking and complementing me I knew he liked me
>I fucked it up with my religous talk
>one day I ask what you think perfection is
>he says something beautiful with a lot of thought
>I say Jesus Christ and ask if he agrees
>"im a Christian but would rather not talk about religon through text haha"
>Creep him out by constantly asking him if he likes me and wants go to my Church's parties
>the last text he sent me was "I cant, im going to Ariana's house"
>Ariana was a latina girl he's still in a relationship with
>they live together and go to school together
>are a genuine cute couple
>cant help but think that could have been me if I was just more casual in our conversations
>realize it's been a year since our texts and I think about him more than I think about anything else

I know the only person l can blame is myself.
Any other anon's have this experience?

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Have any of you guys ever swallowed your own cum before? What was it like? I just chickened out of doing it and now I'm kinda regretting it.

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Do you prefer amateur porn or professional porn? I usually go for amateur most of the time except when I wanna fap to some shit like bukkake. The only thing I hate about amateur porn is that it makes me feel like shit after I fap. Seeing two young people having sex and being in love reminds me of what I used to have

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>you didnt decide to be born
>you cant decide to just fall over dead

what is the logic in that ffs?

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Who has fallen for the "mental illness" meme closely followed by the physiatrist meme rounded off with the "medication" meme for good mesaure.

Well I hate to break it to you but their was truly nothing wrong with you in the first place, you just fell for a mass social hysteria perpertated by the media, to make you think that their was something wrong with you when you were fine and just experincing emotions like every other human being on earth?

Let me tell you why this phenomon came about and there is two main reasons.
Money:
>Mental illness is a multi billion world wide business that employs millions of people and gives big pharma the means to sell billions of pounds worth of "medication" world wide.

Power:
>Mental illness is essentially a gagging order that is put on people who challange the status quo who say "the emperor is naked", notice how many who criticise governments and unearth truths are called "nuts" or "insane" by the establishment and normies?
>The "medication" they subscribe is essentially the t-virus from resident evil that turns people into low IQ zombies or better yet subservient yes men who will not question authority.
>These drones will esentially hobble about their existance like a slave feeding on materialistic shit trying to feel better about themselves to block out nihlism doing what they want.
>these peope robbed of their humanity will never discover their inner spirtuity and trancend through the overton window in discovering life's questions and our place in the universe and being truly awakned.

More and more phycolgists and people in the medical proffesion are coming out every day and exposing this sham for what it really is, a money making exercise in which people suffer.
>Do the resarch and educate your self.
>Put the meds down
>find better alrernatives (see meme)
>liberate yourself
>Tell people around you.
>make memes.
>share articles and videos.
>expose big pharma and physiatrist's.

Lets bring down this house of cards!

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Who has it worse; robots or failed normies?

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If you finally got a gf, but it was a 40 year old milf, would your family be happy for you or would they prefer you'd stayed alone?

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>girl
>interested because qt
>hang out with her
>soon realise there's absolutely no romantic chemistry
>walk away seeing her as little more than a friend
>few weeks later
>think about her suddenly
>remember "yeah, she was cool"
>decide to hit her up and see if things can progress to something more
>hang out
>again realise lack of chemistry
>return to seeing her as just friend
>few weeks later
>think "yeah, she's pretty awesome"
>hang out again to see if something more develops
>re-realise lack of chemistry
>see her as only a friend again
>few weeks later...

What fresh hell is this?

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Literal spider rape!

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How do I get a dark boyfriend? I'm a white female isn't that enough?

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I think I may have bipolar disorder.

If I do I have had since childhood but it got dramatically worse during adolescence.

>I have had a mental problem for a long time but could not define what is was so I told no one.
>Recently wanted to find out what it was.
>Start researching about different metal problems
>I read about bipolar disorder and realise the symptoms of it are like what I have
>I have periods of normality, irrational hyperoptimism sleepless with psychosis and depression/anger wile bipolar people are reported to feel "Normal, then manic which is the same as the hyperoptimism I feel amd then it is reported that they feel depression periods like I do"

It seems to me that this is what it is but I don't want medication. Anyone else here with this or similar conditions who have any good knowledge about it?