>korean war part 2 is around the corner >finally going

>>38946120
The war won't last a year, if that. We'll bomb the fuck out of them, send in the marines, and end their existence before lunchtime lol

You wont kill anyone. You'll start screaming and shitting your pants like the manchild you are.

>>38946120
>North Korea is commie
How does it feel being a brainlet?

Nah this is how it will go
>North korea sends a nuke at america
>One american city gets fucking destroyed (hope to god it isnt you i guess)
>America blows the fuck out of NK
>The end
It will be the fastest war in history

>>38946120
You'd never pass he psych evaluation if you're here anon, so don't be a puss about it.
Contrary to popular belief, there are conditions for the draft, and there are way more qualified Mexicans now. Ironic I know.
North Korea would get stomped though, Seoul aside.

>>38946657

You wanna get knocked out homie?

>>38946120
All my life as a kid i wanted to fight in a war, maybe sometime in our lifetime we will see it happen anon.

>>38946782
That cant be true.
The fastest war ever lasted 45 minutes.
It will take a little longer than that to destroy NK.
Not MUCH longer but it wont be the fastest war sorry to say.

>too fat and old to be drafted
it hurts bro

>>38946759
The state has seized the means of production, isn't that communism?

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>tfw blasting it aint me while slaughtering gooks

>>38948306
That's pretty much the opposite.

>dodge the draft
>wait till the war is pretty much a assured win
>sign up for the military
>help kill off the left over starving defeated Korean army
>rape as many qt Korean ladies as you want
>pillage towns and burn building
>go back home
>get noticed for your bravery in battle
>No one speaks of the war crimes that's happened
Sound like the life

>>38946120
>>38948306
north korea is the definition of fascism

They'd never draft. Even if they did, I'd dodge it anyway. I'm not a law abiding normie anyway

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>>38946120
>tfw born with hearing loss
>can't join army/police/pmc
feels bad mang

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Fun fact! Korean War 1 never actually ended so you'd be dying pointlessly for the original mint vintage director's cut edition not the shitty reboot.

>>38948441

North Korea operates as a cultish hard right, racist nationalist state with the racial purity of the Korean people at the center of its Juche ideology. It hides behind a venner of socialism so they can get gibs from China and before them, the Soviet Union

the best way to think of the DPRK is as a Korean faction of Japan's imperialist, fascist WW2 government in exile thats still operating today.

enjoy dying for the jews americuck

>>38946120
I actually hate nuclear bombs for this very reason. I've always loved conventional warfare and wanted to fight and maybe die in one but I'm afraid that's instead there'll just be a boring nuclear holocaust

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>>38948383
How do people say shit this stupid and get away with it?

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>>38946120
>Dfw I will lead us through the third world war
>I,NAPOLEAN WILL SCRUB OUT THE WEAK
>FEED THE HUNGRY AND THE POOR
>BRING IN THE ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT

>>38948780

not the guy that you were responding to, but the DPRK does have private companies and a market economy, its not much but it is there and they are owned by the petty bourgeois families that are loyal to the regime and believe it or not they live way better then the average robot but the typical nork is pretty much a slave for these families and the governent/military which are pretty much a criminal cabal.

>>38948876

and when I say they have a market economy it only functions as such for the governent/military and the loyal elite families which is basically the "1 percent" if you will that live in Pyongyang

all the executions and death camps are real though

>>38948876
Sort of reminds me of Soviet Russia, but regardless the claim the person I was responding to was that the state seizing the means of production is opposite to communism.

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>implying anything will happen
they're just flashing their nuclear dicks to show off, and everyone else is going into mass hysteria.

nothing will fucking happen.

>>38948664
I see, thanks for explaining.

>>38948664
nationalism is not exclusive to right wing

>>38946120
ill enlist first day if i can be guaranteed i will actually be fighting commies and not sent out to bumfuck afghanistan fighting a pussy that hides behind IEDs
let me invade and shoot some gook

>>38949191
This.

>>38948664
The Juche philosophy calls for a global spread and "final victory" won by and for workers in order to liberate themselves.
The USSR had some nationalist aspects, but it was undoubtedly commie. The economy of the DPRK is certainly left leaning.

>>38948953
This shit happens like once a week now why do people still go ham

>>38946120

im gonna enlist for that shit.

ASIAN MASCULINITY IS REAL I WILL PROOOOOOOVEEEEEEE MY VALOR

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>yfw all of the people on /r9k/ that try to enlist get rejected due to autism

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>go fight in 2nd Korean
>bring home SK waifu to breed with
thank you kim jong un

>>38946120
>tfw in the Navy

If war did break out, there's an above zero chance that the Marines would be sent in to handle it, I'd keep doing what I'm already doing (currently in training), the war would end, I'd still be in training, and I'd end up getting an additional medal for serving in the war despite doing literally nothing.

Not really sure how I feel about this, but God Bless America.

>>38946120
I'd love to go but I have such a good life ahead of me atm

>too old to be drafted
Have fun dying for Israel I guess.

>>38949886
Trump's buffoonery is now routine and they need something else to fill air time.

>>38950248
need to make the sheep panic a little, ya know.

>>38948306
the workers need to own them directly, not the state