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>>34661989
>What is the worst the society we live in can do to a person whose top priority above all else is to die.
Literally drug you until you're half-comatose and keep you physically restrained in an empty room for days. If you're planning to commit suicide, make sure your plan is 100% bulletproof with no chance of survival. Never EVER tell any """therapist""" that you have suicidal thoughts or any plans to harm yourself or others.

I got raped in there by the orderlies and im a male, nd im not even that hot

>>34662711
Dam really wtf?
How come I cant just live?

I dont understand the world. I dont want to pay taxes. I dont want to interact with people. But these things that are so complicated to me are necessary apparently to the world at large.

I dont want the life they say we should live.

Literally in the same situation. They thought I'm doing good at my uni and all. It's not like I can just pour all my emotions out on them. I'm not going to kill myself though. I'm gonna make it all through these. You will too.

I want to kill myself badly. It's just that I love my parents and they love me, but I'm such a failure.

I've seen psychiatric patients who are uglier and profoundly fucked up with qt girlfriends who LOVE them, and I CANT MEET FUCKING ANYONE.

Fuck this life.

>>34662508
I dropped out of college. Same situation but my parents are catching on since I'm abusing drugs like it's my last day. It's likely demonic.

i make dope beats

I'm creative but I don't have the skill to express it to the world.

>>34661980
make a maceroni painting?

so how do you know you are creative?

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>>34661868
>be cs major
>everyone expects me to fix their goddamn computers now
>I really don't know jack shit about computers
>just restart it and hope for the best
>almost always works

>Laptop won't turn on
>Ask computer place to see what's wrong with it
>They tell me I have a warranty
>tfw didn't spend a dime

>people that suggest that you reformat your computer and lose all your precious files to be able to play a game

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I went to a house party once but left after 10 minutes.

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>>34661795
I s-swear I'm not a normie bros. I'm just really good at pretending

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Posted from my smartphone

>>34661741
Jokes on you, I'm on holiday in Germany all week drinking beer and fucking cheap prossies

>watching the commercial bowl unironically

Found the normie posing as a NEET

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>>34661842
The NEET has cultivated a wide selection of interests.

>>34661705
That isn't even worded with proper grammar. Of course not.

>>34661705
It amazes me how people so obviously stupid can navigate the internet.
Nature is amazing.
So is this something you are planning to do anon?

no such thing as "okay" because morality doesn't exist

>another repeat of anon fantasizing about no longer existing

If you survived the bombing you failed.

Kill yourself.

I only imagine scenarios where everyone else on the planet gets killed and I'm the sole survivor. Pretty comfy.

Freud is my Daddy Husbando.

>>34661659
What if I don't have a waifu?

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>>34661659
Geralt. I love him so much.

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jk real moodieieieieieeiie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFx-5PGLgb4

NEW OYRK TO LOS ANGELEEEEEEES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E4y5y0WmaY

AYEEEEEEE =33333<333333 RING RING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyJlZjp-O9c

G r a v e W i t h i n A G r a v e

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>>34661637
I want friends I have no friends someone please be my friend

>>34661671
i-i can be your friend .___.

>>34661637
>wants friends
>doesn't post contact info

for what purpose

my rhymes are so hot my spit becomes steam

Six inches forward and five inches back!

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>>34661644
this it?
originaguru

>>34661470
Women are funny. Get over it, pham!

>>34661470
Because american comedy was a mistake

They probably didn't have any evolutionary reason to develop a good sense of humor.

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who is this baby?

he's mine.. i love you, my prince.

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comment t'appelles tu?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_LnpqnYdkU

why not use some object?

i used to think girls getting wet was really gross until i met my ex, then all i wanted to do was taste her. tfw never got to

>>34661290
hey guys, see another attention seeking fembot, what a surprise c: