Why aren't women funny? No, really, I've never met

>>34661470
Women are funny. Get over it, pham!

>>34661470
Because american comedy was a mistake

They probably didn't have any evolutionary reason to develop a good sense of humor.

Does unintentionally funny count?

but anon dont you get it?
THEY HAVE A VAGINA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
men only laugh to get pussy

I know some funny women. None of them are comedians, though.

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>>34661470
Bigot.
Smdh tbqh familio

>>34661470
I've met a few funny women irl. I just don't see many on tv and the like. I'm 90% certain that it's mostly tv executives that are selecting the things the believe that women want to hear.

they don't need to be.

society expects nothing of women, yet calls them heroic.

>>34661470
I feel like men and women are funny in different ways. Men make jokes and stuff, but women can only be funny by virtue of their personality. Like, something about them, or the way they act or talk is funny, they don't have to put effort into it. And there aren't many people at all who are like that

But funny women aren't funny like comedians are funny, so when a woman tries to be a comedian, it doesn't work and they end up going on about "lol muh vagina right?"

Ellen has some funny stand-up.

Mindy Kaling.

https://youtu.be/qcOdNc_seyM

>>34661938
a million times this

>>34661470
You are predisposed. and since this board confirmed your prejudices, your confirmation bias got even worse. Admit it, you won't even try to give a female comedian a chance.

>And (((female comedians))) are unbearably shit.

That's standup in general, especially bad in the US.

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because

https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2007-12/bmj-hdf121907.php

Humour 'comes from testosterone'

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>>34662303
OH SHIT
ITS A LAYDEE

>>34662303
I tried watching stand-up on Netflix, and the only funny guy I found was Kevin Heart.
>Inb4 "reee nigger lover!"

in all of human history women were just baby makers, tedious simple chore doers, and fuck toys. nothing more
but I guess in the last 70 years they had a real evolutionary growth spurt because now they can do anything men can do and then some

>>34662365
Stand up is literally cringeworthy most of the time.

>>34662356
'Sup

>>34662407
You really can't expect to reverse several centuries worth of social dogma in a few decades anon.

That's the main problem with feminism, it doesn't go far enough.

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>>34662682
>'Sup
OH JEEZUS

>>34662682
>That's the main problem with feminism, it doesn't go far enough.
>Doesn't go far enough.

Get the fuck off my board.

Because you can't relate to women

>>34661470
the ability to make jokes is closely related to logic and men are naturally much better at logic than women

>>34661470
Women are pretty shit in stand up or any kind of comedy that only applies to a single moment (commenting on a situation that is happening if that makes it clearer what I am going for). They can write funny stories though.

>>34661470
US comedians are shit, and female comedians there are worse, I have no idea why. Female comedians from other countries are great.

>hasnt heard of Melissa Mccarthy,

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>>34663703
but women laugh at male comics
>>34663817
>Melissa Mccarthy,
>funny
go away weeb

>>34662303
>you won't even try to give a female comedian a chance.
Female """""humor"""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIKPA-4u4BU

>>34663625
Its the truth, meme-feminism spurs from the "gurlpowah" bullshit. That line of thinking only serves to validate egos and create complete slackers.

Basically, teaching girls that being girls and being pretty is enough.

>>34663949
>Amy Schumer
>American comedians
Thats the problem

this is a really good summary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S692f1tnuQ

>>34662365
Kevin Hart is probably the most cancerous stand up comic

Katlin Olsen is great in Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
other than that i dont know any funny women

women are funny

https://youtu.be/NIICoeA87Ks?t=86

To be honest, the only person to ever make me truly laugh my ass off was female

>>34664316
only because she is reading what a man wrote

>>34664700
its not just about what shes saying. the way she acts is also funny
to me anyway

Christopher Hitchens wrote on this:

http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2007/01/hitchens200701

basically he said it's because they are forced to take life more seriously than men because they are responsible for reproducing and propagating mankind

men are allowed to distance themselves from that and can kind of laugh it up and be total nihilists

>>34661470
I've only met two funny women in my life and they were both hardly your typical girl

>>34661470

Most men aren't that funny either. What's the point of this thread other then you being butthurt about your inability to get laid?

>>34661470
The only somewhat funny chicks ive met were random as hell like they would flip shit and do something retarded or act fucking dumb. Thats the highest level of comedy ive seen in a girl. Its not that great but i laugh for that pussy.

>>34661872
>>34661926
>>34662045
basically this.
There are tons of girls I know that can be hilarious and smart. Just as part of a normal conversation or when watching a movie, never in a planned way.
I generally dislike stand up commedy, but i havent seen a single good female comedian.

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>>34663972
>I can't name any alternatives because 100% of women comedians are shit
Ebin

>>34665387
roastie arguing with holes
who would've guessed?

>>34666779

Virgin insisting that this entire thread has anything to do with anything other than their inadequacy in acquire holes...
Who wouldn't guessed?

>>34662133
Clever yes, funny - absolutely not.

>>34667018
>b-buh holes!

>>34667018
this thread had nothing to do with sex it was just asking why are women not funny

The female comedians I've seen are disgusting. I don't like male stand-up either, but the females just try to coast by on vagina humor when vaginas are not that funny to begin with.

>>34664762
He is so young he thinks actors are the people they act on screen and off
Wew lad really m8?

we get enough retarded humor watching men

its like

we dont even need to amuse ourselves. we see the shit men do, say, and think.. and well

who wouldnt laugh for centuries? we have enough material to last us a lifetime.

>>34667219

The only reason you give a shit about women not being as funny as men is that you're bitter towards them because you can't get laid. I'm not saying you'd be defending their funniness if you had a satisfying love live; but if you did, you wouldn't be taking the time to tear women down over something so trivial. This is just another permavirgin butthurt circle-jerk; just like most of the threads on /r9k/.

>>34667469
I'm not trying to tear down women I'm just wondering why there not funny no need to white knight so hard

>>34661470
> Carol Burnett
> Vicki Lawrence
> Roseanne Barr
> Lucille Ball
> Betty White
> Gilda Radner
> Margaret Cho
> Lisa Lampanelli
> Joan Rivers
> Phyllis Dyler
> Minnie Pearl
> Julia Louis-Dreyfus
> Whoopi Goldberg
> Jane Curtin
> Jackee Harry
> Ellen Degeneres from the 90s
> LIly Tomlin

Nice meme. No one honestly believes this do they?

MAD T V

you are now watching madtv

>>34667542
I'm not white knighting; I find funny women to be less common than funny men too.

>>34661470
>Why aren't women funny?
inferior mental power when compared to a man's

>>34667664
Almost every woman on that show was a riot. Stephanie Weir was probably the best one.

>>34667932

I only watched the first few seasons, but I really liked Debra Wilson and Nicole Sullivan.