Post your waifu or husbando and I* will tell you which mental

Freud is my Daddy Husbando.

>>34661659
What if I don't have a waifu?

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>>34661659
Geralt. I love him so much.

>>34661659
Then fuck off why even make this thread

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my dear emilia ofcourse
>remfags off themselves pls

>>34661752
>this fucking haircut
You disgust me

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>>34661805
Is this better, anon-kun?

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Here's me and mai waifu.

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>>34661659
pic related

you never delivered on /co/

>>34661827
Tak, przyjacielu.

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>>34661659
oregano with some pasta and shit

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I'd like to know how much you can guess about me from just this.

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>>34661659
he hates me, but I'm used to abusive relationships.

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Shes just like me guis ah

>>34661912
Psychoanalysis doesn't deal with autism, but if I were to wager a guess: a bit of narcissism, perhaps ? I mean she is just a female animated version of how most people here perceive themselves- a true reflection in the fabled hero Narciss's pond.

Don't get me wrong, old chap, it's perfectly possible to hate yourself and be narcissistic.

>>34661912
you have shit taste disorder and "your life is a meme syndrome"

treatment is 50ccs of lead to the brain

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I'm into big guys.

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I'm not the damsel in distress

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talkin bout my girl, my girl

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Just don't hit me with that "I have to report this to the ethics board to discuss a necessity to breach patient confidentiality in order to take legal action" bullshit my other psychiatrist gave me. Let's just say he won't be visiting any ethics boards in fucking hell.

My waifu is Harley Quinn
My gf's husbando is the Joker
What is wrong with me and where did my life go so wrong?

>>34661797
She is too much of a blank signifier for me to discern a psychoanalysis based on this alone. You should think about the things you READ INTO this blank personality rather than the things she actually represents.

Other than that you're probably submissive, but that goes for 85% of the people here so it's not a mind-blower

>>34661827
You suffer from what is referred to as homosexuality. Ponder which parts of Gerald you fetishize the most to determine your fixations and then come back to me. It's important to discern between oral, anal and genital fixations for proper psychoanalysis.

>>34661990
Way better than sidious desu

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>>34662057
Hey there riiitsu

>>34661838

You slept with your mother at some point (not in a sexual way, of course, us Freudians get bad rep for that). You either often expressed desire to sleep in your parents' bed (though you are quite possible the child of a single mother) or you did so regularly. You crave physical intimacy but are scared of sexual intimacy because of deep unresolved issues within your maternal relationship.

I recommend you continue self-administering the dakimura therapy, but keep in mind it's only alleviating symptoms and not fighting tzhe disease.

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muh dorothy

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>>34661659
set me straight, doc

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>>34662318
>Darth Bane
Sees the flaws in the Sith and revolutionizes it's structure and philosophy, allowing the Sith to rise again 1000 years later
>Sheev
blows his reign within a little more than 20 years

>>34662490
They make him seem extremely clever and in the end is done in by his own apprentice with help from a jedi. SAD!

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>tfw waifuism is literally an ancient practice

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>>34662257
I can't explain it. They just made him so perfect. Every part of him is perfect. I just want him to hold me and tell me everything will be okay.

I know that I'll never find a boyfriend let alone one that I truly share a lot in common with. So Geralt is just the one for me.

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Yoko!

what could this mean

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>>34662563
>aphrodite will never bring your waifu to life

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I'm gonna marry HEATHER MASON!!

WE'RE GONNA LIVE IN OUR SPECIAL PLACE!!!

>>34662387
That's pretty accurate tbqh man.

>>34662687
She was forced to marry with the robot god (hephaestus) and didn't end well.
She hates robots basically.

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Thank god for Fire Emblem

>>34662490
your father was an imposing figure in your early childhood and he may be thick or otherwise large in appearance.

Like young Anakin, you wish to please your father-figure by emulating him and justifying his way and worldviews. But, as you are not a character but an observer of the wagnerian masterpiece that is SW1, you are also aware of the sinister undertone of your father's shadow.

Your subconscious questions whether his ways are truly righteous, but your ego blocks this inquiry.

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>>34663158
but sheev isn't my husbando, that was just a reaction image

My true waifu is Asajj Ventress