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>>34662509
call the police because theres a nigger in my kitchen

Where are her pants? Doesn't she know that will make the back of her shorts smell like poop? You're not even supposed to wear a thong that strug up so tight.

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Make her pull down her gross shorts. Can't she fucking wear them properly

>>34662496
I once adjusted my balls in my boxer.

>>34662496
I masturbated on the interstate. I should've been better prepared because I ended up cumming all over my pants. Just have something to cum into/onto or have your pants all the way down.

>>34662496
at a stop-light I unzipped my pants and looked at my penis. no one around me knew what I was doing. I felt bad about it and put my penis away. I never did that again.

You went wrong nowhere, she just expected it to be waht the normands know about anime from the mainstream shit

>>34662514
OK, because I really didn't know how to answer. It seemed really self explanatory from the title

>>34662461
But that isn't a monster girl

You have to kill him first, it is the only way

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>those Eds

Even if you died, since he purposely left your step brother out, I don't think it would go to him by default.

>>34662391

Join the French Foreign Legion. your life will no longer be yours for the 3 years you sign for. You'll spend it being brutally trained in some shitty african desert then shooting niggers in some shitty african cunthole of a country. After that you get a French passport and enough money to start a new life.

You can leave your old life behind.

>>34662391
Why do you want to do it OP?

>>34663200
Because existing in agony and we all just want to return to nothing.

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>>34662346
same here anon
origini

>>34662346
I like the dogo photo, anon. It's the first time I haven't wanted to an hero today.

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>>34662346
Come on over to /k/, I find it much easier to get (You)s over there, and the community is much more friendly

Have a smug /k/ anime girl

>>34662308
You looked like a mix between Anders Breivik and David Duchovny.

>>34662308
Cute until I was 9, then I got fat, then got thin again at 13 but my face got longer so uglier

>>34662308
Supposedly I was cute when I was a young kid, then I hit puberty really early and grew a mustache and stubble beard, so people in my school started saying I looked like a skinny jack black, or the singer from seether as I got older

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came from a woman
got our names from a woman

https://youtu.be/eK3ADCLFtAo
https://youtu.be/ZkcTAvaTDws
https://youtu.be/CXiMKUu_1xs

>>34662276
1 reply in 18 minutes and it's only some fag
This board has gone to shit, anon, the inflow of numales, cuckolds and traps just made this board shit

>>34662276
Unless you consider traps women you are wrong

>>34662204
Playing vanilla wow on my troll mage, about 6 shots of whiskey in I have pizza and wings on the way and watching Inuyasha season 4. I might do BFD but I have been plagued with bad groups and no drops..

>>34662266
Vanilla WoW where!?!:"!

why do you guys love comfy yoba so much

Well.

Then you win, anon.

Congratulations.

There is a part that is implied in these posts, tack this onto the end of all of these kinds of posts and you will understand why normies like them:

>by Chad

>>34662129
>robot
>having an account on normiebook
Looks you need to get the fuck outta here anon. Probably underage as well.

I think you made a mistake for cancelling that other date. You never know, it could have been the one...

>>34662562
Maybe, but ive lost all confidence in it, ill just end up sitting there making jokes and being a beta, fuck that, i got all frisky for a week and tried to be normal but it backfired, im not letting them get at me anymore

>>34662102
> Dude, I played the lottery and I didn't win.
> Fuck that, I'm never playing again.
You'll never win if you don't try.

Old crusty fap socks.

bad but in a way that you enjoy. like your own farts except even more enjoyable and not as bad

>>34662077
Pheromones that make you fuck yourself over for life

bump

edit: thanks for the gold!

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>>34662189
[You seem to be doing that too much. Try again in 12 minutes.]

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Welcome to being a robot. Life is hell and heroing takes more strength than us betas posses.

>>34662025
How old r u mr. roboto ?

>>34662381
29 years 3 months

>>34661999

you got trips though

>>34661999
Happy birthday famalam

Originalolio

>>34661999

Happy birthday anon! You got trips, things are lookin up!