I have never had any woman or girl show any kind of romantic

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Welcome to being a robot. Life is hell and heroing takes more strength than us betas posses.

>>34662025
How old r u mr. roboto ?

>>34662381
29 years 3 months

>>34662458
Damn. You need to fundamentally change yourself if you want your life to change.

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I'm a girl (female), OP. I'm just an anonymous female so I know you won't care/this won't matter to you, but I'm sorry that you're so lonely anon, and I wish I was there to give you a hug.

>>34662512
Tried it already a lot, don't feel like doing it anymore, it'll never work and even if it did women suck

>>34662588
>I'm a girl (female)
only on this board is it necessary to clarify that you are not role playing as a girl which you probably still are kek

>>34662625
I'm not roleplaying, but I knew someone would accuse me of that. Meh.

>>34662602
>women suck
Maybe your point of view is your problem. /r9k/ really warps your worldview.

Intimacy with a women can be one of the greatest things in life and some are very good and kindhearted people and others are assholes just like men

>>34662588
That would probably feel mindblowing, and I'd get a major erection right away

Would be fap fuel for weeks

>>34662683
It got wrapped up before r9k by women I went to school with and seeing the stuff that happens to those not the best of the best men when they try to get a gf

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>>34662704
That sounds really autismo but in a super cute way, anon. Would cuddle with you/10.

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>>34662025
>wanting to feel the touch of others and not wanting to wear long clothing to cover up your own skin

>>34662734
even average men get gfs consistently. Also how you judge a person is highly subjective.

You have to own yourself and not compare yourself to others all the time. Be a man.

I fucking hate women.

Even the "nice" ones are hiding poisonous fangs and hate me too. Seeing as we want nothing to do with each other, that at least makes it trivial to avoid them.

>>34662760
Now if only women of my own country felt that way at all I'd probably be slightly more positive of a person give or take and not be so tired of pornography I'd be desperately turning to anal stimulation every now and then just to somehow spice things up since I can't even get properly hard anymore to the same old grab the cock and shake it around while looking at videos of women and being painfully aware I am never going to feel what the men in these videos are feeling, when masturbating normally and have gotten too chubby to suck my own dick anymore.

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>>34662857
I'm really sorry, anon. That hurt to read. ;____; It's okay if you're a little chubby, I'm sure you're really cuddly/huggable and would give the warmest hugs. If it makes you feel any better at all, I would be your practice gf and let you experience all the nice relationship/affection feels.

>>34662025
>cuddling with my pillow while tripping on dxm
>feels really good, can almost feel like its a real girl
>try to imagine she kisses me and says she loves me
>realize I simply cannot imagine it
>fantasy evaporates
>just sitting in my bed high as fuck and lonely as hell

Hold me, boys...

>>34662922
>>34662760
>>34662588
stop larping faggot. It's getting cringe inducingly obvious

>>34662981
Kek, I'm not larping.
>genuinely believing that it's still 2004 and women don't exist on 4chan/r9k
Sad!

>>34662922
And if it makes you feel anything at all I'd accept that offer but instead of a practice gf-ing I'd be aiming to make it an official gf thing because who needs practice we're going to go all the way if it's an option for the both of us

Now if you excuse me I must grab my dick and masturbate furiously to all of this because I am a very weak man

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>>34663016
I wouldn't mind if it was an official thing, anon. After you're done fapping I'm pretty sure you'll lost all interest in me, though.

>>34662025
>tfw countless women have shown interest in me
>tfw too autismo to do anything about it unless literally guided by a third person

MANY SUCH CASES

>>34663087
Yeah, that's the problem of being nothing but text inside a post on an image board dedicated to korean animations and dank memes, but I'll be having all kinds of made up fantasies afterwards and when going to sleep about an imaginary loving and romantic relationship with an imaginary version of a possible woman who was nice to me on the 4chans, and possibly on a few other evenings as well while feeling sad and alone if that counts to anything

>>34662981
The fact that got yourself some gay drawings beforehand to accompany your experience makes it far too obvious.

>>34662734
Lol. Talking about fapping to an innocent hug of a complete stranger. Tells her this

No wonder you're alone. I don't even have to guess how creepy you are. You probably say shit like that in real life

>>34662683
>Maybe your point of view is your problem. /r9k/ really warps your worldview.
... he said, after reading the op which clearly states otherwise

>>34662625
It's actually because of the fucking trap memes.

>tfw another lonely guy gets a girl all over him and doesn't even try to make it a real thing

>>34663484
>tfw the lonely guy lives in Finland and is quite certain that the girl does not, and long distant internet relationships are a meme

>>34663186
>imagining being in a relationship with me just because i was nice to you
That's actually really cute, anon. I wanna hold your hand and squish your cheeks.

>>34663390
does being creepy justify being made fun of? if it does to you, then you should also make fun of all the others that have proven themselves to be inferior.

ugly people, fat people, short people, spics, niggers, kikes, poles, etc. be creative! why limit yourself to creeps? thats too easy

>>34663390
I'm the girl who was talking to him, and I don't think he's creepy at all. I actually think he's really sweet. Pls don't bully him, he's been through enough already.

>>34663015
>genuinely thinking he'll believe that women exist on /r9k/
This board is 18+, homo.

>>34663636
There's plenty of girls on /r9k/, it's really not hard to believe. Though, I understand why you'd make the false assumption that I'm a trap, since there is a lot of traps on here/trap threads.

>>34663186
oh kawaii ;3 I wish I cuold be with you, you sound so cute ^^ I want to hold your hands and watch movies with you. I know that sounds strange but you know I can really sense that you're a deep guy you know? fuck off

>>34663567
>I'm the larping faggot from earlier and I don't think that's creepy
When you pretend to be a girl on 4chan, I'd imagine your standards for "creepy" are far below the norm.

Neck yourself, fag. Both you and that creepy autist will die alone

There are no gurantees in this life OP, just because other people got that it doesn't mean you get to experience it. Some kid in africa is born and then dies in 5 days due to hunger or infection. That was his entire life. Some people get into car accidents that are not their fault and lose their arms and legs, some people become burn victims and look horribly disfigured. That's life man, gotta make the best out of what you have.

>>34663567
Don't worry about me, I'm build though, I won't die even if killed
>>34663512
That is how deep I have gone, and I want to squish your ass cheeks
after the intial shock and blush of it wears out and how probably amazing it would feel to just have your cheeks squished and being thought of as cute

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>>34662025
Welcome to the robot world.
Statistically, life had to suck for less than 5% of the human population
Guess we are the unlucky ones on the spectrum
I can relate to your feels. In my whole life, only one female showed interest long ago and i fked it up.
Feeling the warmth of an other body, enjoying human interaction, daring ... All this activity are aliens to me.

I am suffering in this situtation. The human mind isn't wired for hardcore loneliness. Trust me, i've done everything in my power to change but it never pays off. Never.

As i said, some people are meant to have a miserable life.
I am beyond salvation and i hope you and fellow robots become normies and GTFO of /r9k/.
Godspeed.

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>>34663665
>There's plenty of girls on /r9k/
Next you're going to tell me about how fembots are real.

>>34663695
i dont know about the other one being a girl, but this one sure is, so dont take it seriously op

>>34663517
Check mate, I already do.

Your genetics are inferior and you don't have the right to breed. Go be sad somewhere else

>>34663567
Tits and timestamp.

Or else, OP enjoy your trap

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>>34663708
That's really lewd, anon. I think I'd be way too nervous/scared to do lewd stuff beyond cuddling, hugs, handholding, and squishing your cheeks. But I would let you fall asleep on my lap. And it's still super cute that you'd blush if I squished your cheeks.

Hmm. OP, how old are you?

I'm 20, so far I've never had a relationship. When I really crave for it, I go visit the masseuse that I've always went to when such feeling hits. She doesn't offer the full package but she does offer foot fetish and finger fucking me at no extra cost since I'm a repeat or because she's nice like that. I tip 10%, which make it 100 CAD every visit .

Now I know, this isn't a long term solution until I find a real job. But, it definitely brings me up when I feel down. OP, that's always an option when you want to feel physical contact.

Also back in highschool I've been hit on by a girl but I was too dumb to realize it/respond to it.

>>34663737
>exercising sympathy means you have to be part of them. how could you defend them if you are not them?
hm, basic human morality concepts elude you. i wouldnt say thats sad as it is more interesting.

in this case, would you rather keep going after me or op, who you know is already vulnerable?

>>34663770
>implying I take nudes and even if I did that I'd post them on 4chan
Kek no. I've done voice calls/privately sent fully clothed pics of myself to online friends I used to have, but that's all I'm willing to do.

>>34663856
>I've done voice calls/privately sent fully clothed pics
Translation: 4chan can't pay me so I won't post any of the hundreds of nudes I've sent to beta dipshit

>>34663810
27 and still too blue eyed about actual love happening to buy myself paid closeness

>>34663791
I'd probably be completely satisfied with the lap pillow and enjoy all kinds of good smells, warm and soft feelings and still think lewd thoughts constantly in between how much I am enjoying this sort of attention for the first time in my life

But not like I am in a hurry to get my dick wet, there's so much more other things to do too, warm and pleasant cuddly ones!

>>34662025
tfw every year you feel your emotional capability atrophy further as you never have any kind human contact, making it less and less likely to every have any

>>34663831
Lol, typically a 'quote' is something another person actually SAID.

But do you, I'd like to see your English grade

>>34663881
Uh, no? I've never had any orbiters or took nudes of myself before...the most I've done is send regular pics of myself to an online friend that I was comfortable around. Being accusatory is strange, but this is 4chan so it's what I expected.

>>34663856
>implying you're entitled to the rights and privileges of being female without any proof

A small dick isn't a clitoris, stupid

>>34663943
I don't really care if you don't believe I'm a female. I would never post pics of myself on 4chan because I don't want to get doxxed or have someone save the pic/repost it. So, I'll pass. Believe whatever you want though, random anonymous person on the Internet.

>>34663911
>I-I only send fully clothed pics when I'm camwhoring
Lying is strange, but this is 4chan so it's what I expected. :^)

>>34663885
Meh, I see it more as a service for a need to be honest. I mean you can argue it but to me sexual release is a need and I'm hetero, so if I have the mean I will access it.

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>>34663885
I want to sit on your lap and watch things with you, or show you the kind of music that I like. And I want to play with your hair and muster up the courage to make cute eye contact with you.

>>34663898
>But do you, I'd like to see your English grade
i wanna frame this and put it on my bedside table

>>34664061
This is making me harder than any porn ever has, and I have seen some shit let me tell you.

I want to feel your body against mine and your warmth, your fingers touching my head and scalp as you touch my hair, feeling warm shivers here and there due to it, and I want to wrap my arms around you and pull you closer as I hug you and hold you

>>34664064
Kek, like, "You do you."

>>34664061
this kinda stuff is really nice desu. i just layed naked with my gf for hours like that yesterday

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>>34664162
You're so good with words, anon. Much better than I am. I want to lay next to you while only wearing a shirt and thigh highs, and I want you to gently caress my stomach and run your fingers through my hair and trace my skin.

>>34664331
And I want to purposely press my loins against your butt while being the big spoon and caressing your tummy and skin, gently running them on your hips and thighs and shoulders, coming very close to the breast area yet not going for them, and bringing my hand back to rest on your stomach while enjoying the scent of your hair, breathing hot air gently on your neck

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>>34664445
Shut the fuck up, you fucking cucks

Well then after blowing my load to various thoughts I can safely say thank you this has been very much fun and I'll think warmly of this interaction for months to come

>>34662025
Welcome to robothood. Here's your complimentary fedora. If you're strong enough, you'll make it to wizardhood.

>>34662602
Not even that. What's the point of being in a close relationship with anyone if you have to put up an act? That's why I don't try anymore. People have made it clear they don't like me.