>walk into kitchen >see this wat do?

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>>34662509
call the police because theres a nigger in my kitchen

Where are her pants? Doesn't she know that will make the back of her shorts smell like poop? You're not even supposed to wear a thong that strug up so tight.

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Make her pull down her gross shorts. Can't she fucking wear them properly

>>34662509
throw up because she looks so disgusting

Why doesn't she just become a camwhore instead of pretending that making applesause requires so much ass shaking?

Smack that ass and tell her I'm taking the butthole tonight.

Wonder whose house I'm in
Also tell her to do more squats because right now her ass is like pudding in a ziplock bag and that shit is gross
You want some jiggle, not a goddamn waterballoon

>>34662509

>put my nose between the crack
>"fire away m'lady"
>BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
>faint of orgasmic pleasure

>>34662509
wtf i LOVE black women now.

why do black women have such huge tits and asses but 9 times out of ten they have a baboon face. i guess they got to make up for it somehow.

>>34662509
>Implying I have such an ugly kitchen

Not so fast, racemixing mind leeches.

>>34662509
Pull her panties down and suck her feminine penis clean

>>34662509
shes qt but that behavior is disgusting tbqh senpai. why can't she just make a smoothie like a regular person?

>wat do?
actually that looks nothing like my kitchen and i dont have a juicer but for the sake of the thread. I'll probably say hello and not even ask her what she is doing here or what her name is. most likely she is my roommates friend. I'll then get my food heat it up in the microwave and go eat it in my room or on the couch depending on how loud it is.

>>34662814
>You want some jiggle, not a goddamn waterballoon
Speak for yourself mate.