[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 960. page

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

File: 1490596136066.jpg (115KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
1490596136066.jpg
115KB, 640x1136px
>green hair, skinny, vegan, demisexual, doesn't smoke, drinks socially, non binary, doesn't want kids
Some time ago someone made a thread about how to avoid people like pic related being recommended to him on dating sites. But she looks like exactly the kind of person I'm looking for. I'm not assuming someone like this would be attracted to me necessarily but pic related seems like my definition of the perfect girl for me.
What site or app is this screencap from? Otherwise where in general can I meet people like pic related? (stress on "demisexual" maybe). Is Tinder a bad idea if I'm asexual/demisexual and I don't want to just meet and fuck someone? I'm not in the US but any answer probably helps.
Thanks!
27 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>18555632
lol not gonna tell you so that you can stab those poor girls
>>
what the hell is pansexual
>>
>>18555643
Basically the same thing as bisexual except that it stresses on the "i don't care about gender" part. Bisexual is more like "i like both", pansexual is more like "i like anyone, in theory".

File: fair or nair.png (36KB, 992x718px) Image search: [Google]
fair or nair.png
36KB, 992x718px
Do you think this is fair?

$99 for doing absolutely nothing?

Fuck me eBay takes 10% of sales
Etsy ffs not even 3.5%
Craigslist is just free


But UBER? 20% (I know there's adverts but everyone knows Uber by now)

I only do the EATS so not complaining just generally curious.
17 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>18555576
doing absolutely nothing? Who connects you to the clients? Who pays for insurance? Who advertises? Who maintains their servers? Who has to pay the payroll company? The programmers? The customer support? All of the fees to the states they operate in?

If you don't like it, become your own transport service.
>>
>>18555608


I understand (except for the insurance part, I'm not covered) but still...

I mean c'mon at least take 10%, don't you agree?
>>
Doesn't seem fair to me. But then again from what I understand they are taking half of your net pay?. Does that even pay for your gas and shit?. Do you still have to file those $99 and pay taxes on that shit at the end of the year?. If so you're really going to end up with less?.

File: 1386248405628.jpg (192KB, 1293x734px) Image search: [Google]
1386248405628.jpg
192KB, 1293x734px
>bump into girl from work in the park near the office during lunch
>talk about how we're finding it since we're both new
>conversation switches to manager
>immediately tells me "I can't concentrate on what he's saying because I find him *bites lip* a little attractive - I just wanna say "Oh God <Name> what do you need me to do?!" (said in a cutesy voice)

I'm in the friendzone or some shit already aren't I because she's clearly comfortable talking about other men to me
19 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>18555534
Yep, don't bother pursuing her. It would be a waste of time and energy
>>
Yes.
>>
>>18555543
>>18555544

I wasn't gonna like, since she has a bf and is WAY out of my league but the insult of what she felt comfortable talking to me about made me feel like shit all afternoon

File: IMG_20170725_151204_632.jpg (177KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170725_151204_632.jpg
177KB, 720x1280px
Who was in the wrong (im vegan this friend is being a bitch and keeps doing this)
15 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
He is right.
Being vegan is being retarded as well as spoiled.
It's the diet of pussies.
Veganism just shows how spoiled western society became.
>>
You may not be fat but you are just as unhealthy as a fat person.
>>
>>18555531
First, you can be vegan and fat.
Second, you've been a dick.
Third, he's right - B12 deficit is a huge problem for vegans and you should take some pills to get your vitamins.

File: The-biggest-regret.jpg (21KB, 400x308px) Image search: [Google]
The-biggest-regret.jpg
21KB, 400x308px
If you were told that your life would end in two hours, what would you consider your biggest regret?
11 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>18555425
That I was acting socially awkward in 9th grade math class once.
>>
>>18555425
worrying too much and regretting not continuing the language i was making as a 6 y/o
>>
Being a fucking a disappointment. I had so much potential of being a great son and a great person. I was a spoiled kid and I didn't do my school work majority of the time because I was depressed and antisocial or have any motivation of doing it.

I have no motivation in life, except for the girl I love and college. She broke up with me and told me we need a break.

I am verge of killing myself because I'm so fucking bored with my life. All I do is wake up, go to work, come home, drink and smoke, cry and message my ex.

File: tenor.gif (880KB, 350x250px) Image search: [Google]
tenor.gif
880KB, 350x250px
Don't worry anon, everything will work out in the end.

Send that text

Message him/her

Tell them you love them

Apply for that job

Do whatever will make you happy.
20 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>18555400
I would but I'd get ignored thus I wouldn't be happy.

Thanks though.
>>
>>18555400
I message her daily and saying I love you. I miss her and i want her back.


I need my degree of my career I want to work. As for right now I'm in a dead end job.
>>
File: 1493323963306.png (713KB, 1200x960px) Image search: [Google]
1493323963306.png
713KB, 1200x960px
>Send that text
"I showed you my dick please respond"

>Message him/her
Messaged her, she didn't respond.

>Tell them you love them
Told her that, still doesn't respond.

>Apply for that job
Applied for the job as ISIS recruiter, I got accepted this morning.

>Do whatever will make you happy.
I'll strap a bomb to me and blow up on Times Square, that will show that filthy kuffar bitch who didn't respond.

>Don't worry anon, everything will work out in the end.
Hell yeah it does, 72 virgins wait for me in Jannah!

Not strictly advice, but tangentially related to the subject matter of the board:

Have any of you ever known someone who committed suicide? Why did they do it? What effect did it have on their family and the people close to them?
14 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>18555211
My best friend committed suicide, my ex-girlfriend has always been suicidal, I left her basically because of it, I personally want to die, if my ex suicides I will kill myself because I love her.

My best friends' parents, sister and girlfriend was destroyed.

There is nothing more naive and cruel than committing suicide especially when someone loves you.
>>
>>18555787
continue
The girl didn't have empathy for the suicide act, hated him, found another boyfriend.
I hate it myself.
>>
>>18555787
The cold fact is, there are people whose suffering is so bad that they have to leave everything behind because they can't function anymore. It doesn't mean that they don't love the people close to them, it's just that they are dealing with immeasurable pain. But at the same time there are cowards that commit suicide solely because they got an F on a fucking exam or something. Impulsive suicides.

Mental illness is just as legitimate as physiological illness but they are unseen and less understood.

File: 1498953901873.jpg (67KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]
1498953901873.jpg
67KB, 633x758px
After a shitty upbringing and childhood full of social anxiety and low confidence I'm now nearly 25 with no job, no friends. I just wasted the better part of my life merely existing and playing vidya to pass time. I don't want to be like this anymore.
What can I do to jump start life? Nothing interests me so I have no career goals. I don't know how people choose their career so easily. Maybe I've just been depressed my entire life. I'm willing to do almost any job if I could just get hired. Except for a customer service job where I would be seen by people who knew me. My parents have never helped and have given up on life. It kills me everyday just living here. If I could move away and get a job without being homeless I would.
14 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
just go work at MacDonalds quit pussing out who cares if people see you working ,
>>
>>18555181
I care
>>
>>18555170
>Except for a customer service job where I would be seen by people who knew me.
you've already lost

File: adderall-fb.jpg (391KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]
adderall-fb.jpg
391KB, 1200x800px
is telling my psychiatrist I've bought and used street amphetamine a bad idea if I'm looking for an ADHD diagnosis and a ritalin script?
22 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
Yes.
Never tell them you did illegal drugs.
ADD is made up anyway.
>>
>>18555081
No, just tell your psychiatrist the truth he will understand. He is there to treat you not judge you for your previous actions.
>>
>>18555086
Fuck off.

File: IMG_2234.jpg (30KB, 321x450px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_2234.jpg
30KB, 321x450px
How do I stop compulsively thinking about sex?

I don't like it, I don't want it, I want nothing to do with it but I still keep thinking about it.
21 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
Sounds like you can't stop thinking about it because you're in denial about actually liking it and you're just trying to suppress it like a lunatic.
>>
>>18555055
But I really do not like it. I've hated it with every person I've ever slept with and I don't masturbate.
>>
>>18555060
Then you're not having sex right lol Were you traumatized or something?

File: 1499509927029.gif (886KB, 250x188px) Image search: [Google]
1499509927029.gif
886KB, 250x188px
So apparently police foundations / criminology are near useless when applying to become a police officer. What degrees should I look into to make my dream of policing a reality?
13 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
Also a degrer i can fa back on if it doesnt work out...
>>
you don't need a degree to become a cop , if you want to be a detective yes but not for a cop will it look good on your resume sure but at the end of the day police agencies will favor shit like community volunteering over most things since the whole point of being a cop is to serve the community and better it by keeping criminals off the streets.
>>
>>18555040
The whole point of being a cop is to uphold the law not serve the community

File: 02-6.jpg (178KB, 744x560px) Image search: [Google]
02-6.jpg
178KB, 744x560px
I'm a Muslim girl and whenever I tell people this they immediately think they know everything about me and my religion just because they read some alt right propaganda article online.

They tell me I'm oppressed despite the fact I wear my hijab because I want to??

How do I shut down xenophobic and racist bigots?
33 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
> my cultures sacred book tells us it is good to throw gay people off roofs
> and beat women
> and to kill for allah
> then kill those women when they get raped
everyone is a racist tho
>>
>>18554984
Are you the same Shia muslim girl who had her nudes sent to her brother?
>>
Say "I'm sorry I can't talk to you, my husband/father will beat me if I do."

Femanons,
When women go crazy after an orgasm are they faking it? Like kicking and screaming crazy? Not talking about porn here.

Also, i've read that an average woman's orgasm has twice the number of contractions than the average man. Is this a meme or true?

Nick Bateman for your consideration
13 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
Every girl orgasms the same way 100% of the time. Right?
>>
>>18554962
I'm talking about some of the women who go crazy sometimes after they orgasm. I've read some women have a weak 1-2 sec. orgasm too. But idc about them
>>
My girl starts to buck which turns into thrashing. While thrashing she'll grab whatever is near her and squeeze really hard. Her legs will stiffen as she gator rolls almost like she has to stretch it all out. I love every second of it

Hi /adv/, so my younger brother just told me he wants to be an artist, he is in his second year of architecture and he is very good at it, but he told me he is bored of the "lineality" and rules of architecture, he clamis he wants just to express himself without any limitations, he is very good at drawing, painting, sculpting, etc.., I've seen some of his work before and he is actually very talented and he told me he feels he is wasting his talent. Well the thing is he is a christian man, he is very religious and I find it a bit hard to understand how is he gonna do when he goes into liberals arts at college (which is his plan at the moment) since he is gonna be dealing with all these liberal retards and all the bullshit liberal arts come with. So like his older brother my question is what should I do about it? should I support my brother? should I tell him to think better his decision? It's quite important to me since I really love him and i want the best for him, so if you guys have any suggestions I'd appreciate it.
12 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
You dont get a degree in art for any reason other than to be an art teacher. Art school is just more stupid "linear" classes like math and whatever the else stupid GE classes they have you take, so they can line their pockets with more money.

My advice to him as an artist who has gone to art school: dont unless you want to be an art teacher which requires some sort of degree.

If he is truly an artist, then he can see that everything, including architecture, can be seen from an artistic point of view.

Keep on going to school and do art on the side.
>>
>>18554909
Also another thing about being an artist. You create the art because thats what you do, then you put it out there with no expectations of anyone seeing it. If 100,000 people or 10 see it, it shouldnt matter to you.

If, over time, you keep putting out quality art, people will find you and you'll gain in popularity. But until it becomes self sustaining you NEED some other job to pay your bills, keep you motivated, blah blah you need moneh.
>>
>>18554909
Also, the amount of available tutorials and whatnot free online is always growing and available, if he wants the teaching.

If he wont learn for free why would he learn for money.

File: 1460115589005.png (30KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]
1460115589005.png
30KB, 657x527px
I want to try and learn programming but I'm having issues concentrating and understanding this hobby is making me feel like a brainlet because I cannot wrap my head around it
>Inb4 frog poster
13 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
commit , commit , commit if you really want to learn it you will but if you are a fad type person who wants to do it because all my friends are you won't
>>
the only way you can program is to get yourself in the mindset of a programmer. Collaborate with people if you really don't get something.

Analyse in what specific way the river flows and how you have to get your mind in that setting.

i know all languages are diffrent, but i know from experience it's not impossible!
>>
>>18554877
Find a small project to work on. Most world class programmers always recommend coding tetris to learn a langauge.

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [950] [951] [952] [953] [954] [955] [956] [957] [958] [959] [960] [961] [962] [963] [964] [965] [966] [967] [968] [969] [970] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.